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The handle is from J.D. Salinger, if you were wondering... otherwise, I'm pretty similar to the imaginary author in "Seymour, an Introduction": flaccid-bottomed, balding and forty... although I did quit smoking, so, as the saying goes "I've got that going for me.". Format for Questions is, as always, No Repetitions, No Non-Sequiturs, No Hesitations, and No Rhetoric. I am a musician by training (Double Bass, if you must know), a systems administrator by vocation and head of a family of five by way of occupation. Parking spots - on occasion - open for me, and I have been known to spontaneously heal (or was that invoke?) hangovers in certain of my friends.