Looking for ROOM to RENT

Hi all
I am looking for a *chill* room to rent here in San Francisco
to serve as a nice getaway from Mission Control starting NOW

...I would prefer a place with people i know!

ME: mature, odd hours, quiet, clean, respectful with the odd burst of ridiculousness

The Household: clean, not too noisy, healthy communication, good agreements, diverse, tolerant, freaky...

thanks!

SuperEROS, SUPERPSMG, SUPERBIRFDAY stuff...

Hello SUPERBloglandvilleberg

update:

SUPERBIRTHDAY PSMG shenanigans coming up June 7th!
My birfday, yo!
SUPERHERO theme Peepshowminigolf RENEGADE styleeeee all around SF that day.
BUS full of SUPERSTUPID PEEPS , gonna get our HOLE ON!
even if the bus books up fast (which will happen-limited space)
STAY TUNED for the SF PSMG route for saturday!

that night- PINK at Mission Control AFTERPARTY!
CANCEL ALL OTHER PLANS NOW and come down and shower me with adoration and stuff.

then...SUPERAFTERPARTYPICNIC at Dolores Park on Sunday, JUNE 8th
I think we'll set up the course there as well.
chillin with Pims, PSMG, peeps and pimento spread

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SUPER-EROS Kinky Salon coming up June 21st. Equinox!
MARK YER CALENDARS!
Should be FIERCE!
KS has been on a real roll lately. super grateful. just frickin awesome....
GRAB A CAPE and stuff those tighty whities!

sock encrusted taco, Wooden Anniversaries, HOLLYWIERD PeepshowMinigolf antics...

Kinky Salon 5 Year Anniversary this saturday.
GOT WOOD theme.
What do you wear to pull off a Jekyll and Hyde-esque dual 'Logger /Julia Butterfly' persona?
hmmmm...

Whoa. Thinking back on a total of around 80 events in the past 5 years, including Kinky Salon outings and DIVEBAR events
lots of gratitude,
lots of amazing memories/ mammaries
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HollyWierd FoodDrive to LA was great. big fun. Stoopid fun.
go check it out at:
www.thefooddrive.blogspot.com

lots more pics and video to post still, but the blog gives a great, albeit non-linear take on our experience.

Crashed a 9 year olds birthday in Griffith Park with the full posse dressed in our food outfits
Got our hole on birthday party styley.
All very tasteful and PG.
BDay girl loved it, the mom loved it...the kids wanted to come awya on the bus with us...

Impromptu FINAL hole set up in liquour store parking lot with bike rodeo peeps-The Los Angelopes, in Echo Park near BOOTIE-LA
real lo-fi synergy

now planning SAN FREAKCISCO PEEPSHOWMINIGOLF 9 HOLE TAKE-OVER
all i can say is
FOOD IS THE NEW ZOMBIE!
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pic here is of me at the last St. Stupid's Day event on April 1st.
My Favorite Annual Event.
even broke a PUTTER, it was that fierce...

met some chick who calls herself SANDWICH in the Stoooopid parade
she even has sandwiches tattooed all over herself..
WTF?

we went (dressed as food) afterwards to the ferry Building-
the sign out front of the fancy restaurant read-
NO OUTSIDE FOOD ALLOWED

we laughed at that one awhile

mostly it seems, you just gotta crack yourself up, you know?

TUNE IN! PeepShow MiniGolf FOOD DRIVE Antics...

Hello Fellow Americans
As I write this, the clown hooch, putters, freshly painted course, Hooters Balls, food mascots and comestibles stand at the ready.
The troupes, currently warming up with various maneuvers in the kitchen, are poised to unleash their CULINARY GOODNESS on HOLLYWOOD tommorow.
We WILL play nine rounds of PMSG in and around TINSELTOWN, IN FULL FOOD DRAG.
We will be uploading various images and sound bites (starting later tonight) for your amusement and consideration to this url:

thefooddrive.blogspot.com/

We are The VANGAURD VITTLES OF CREATOR CULTURE, hear us gurgle, fizz and splortch.
WE ARE OUR OWN DEMOGRAPHIC, baked to perfection.
Gotta go, folks-
Time to GIT STOOPID, BROADCAST THE REVOLUTION and GIT OUR HOLE ON!
Taste Test THIS, HOLLYWIERD!

CRUSHLAB this friday!

CrushLab St. Patrick's Day Party!
Friday March 14th
Mission Control
STARTS SHARP AT 8PM!
www.crushlab.com

It's a special St Paddy's Day Party, with free beer and extra special suprises.

RSVP now by sending us a photo and 4 words that sum you up.

Come and celebrate St Patricks Day with a bunch of hot singles. Dance a jig, wear green, drink beer and celebrate Irish culture!

THE EVENT:
Crushlab is a twisted twist on traditional singles nights- it's *the* place to meet bohemian, artsy, not-quite-normal singles in San Francisco. It's full of creative, unique, open-minded, inspiring and hot singles. They are totally not lame most of the time! It’s awesome!

DETAILS:
Friday March 14th 8pm-1am
You are welcome to bring your own alcohol, and we will be giving away FREE BEER for this special event!

OH-THE GAMES WE PLAY!!
First, we have fabulous hosts who will take you through the Crush Lab experience. We've got activities including speed dating, match-making introductions with our Connect-a-tron 9000, high-powered mingling and if at any point during the night you meet that person who wets your whistle you invite them, right then and there, to our Crush Lab Movie which we will show at the end of the night!

If that all sounds too exhausting, you just hang out in Mission Control's fabulous Tiki-Voodoo Lounge...where you're can cast your voodoo mojo onto interested singles!

TELL YOUR SINGLE FRIENDS:
Bring someone with you and get in for half price. They don't need to be screened if they arrive with you.

Sweethearts Ball Feb 16th!

been working hard on this one, hope to see everyone there!

Kinky Salon presents…..The Sweethearts Ball…..Hot Luv in Karnytown
At Xenodrome on Saturday Feb 16th

www.kinkysalon.com
Pre-Buy your tickets now to avoid disappointment! We expect to sell out!
kinkysalon.com//

Announcing the fabulous line up for the Sweethearts Ball!!!!!

DJs
- Syd Gris (Opel, Opulent Temple) www.opelproductions.com
- Mancub (Space Cowboys) www.spacecowboys.com
- Delachaux (Anon Salon, Dark Kabaret)
- Matt Hite (Bootie SF) www.beatmixed.com
- The Barron (Kinky Salon)

Starring
Kitty Kitty Bang Bang (www.kittykittybangbang.com)
Those Vivacious Vixens of Vaudeville

Fou Fou HA! (www.foufouha.com)
Combining buffoonery, intricate dance choreography, drag queens, slapstick, and cheap bourbon!

Frank Olivier (www.twistedcabaret.com)
The energetic, multitalented, masterful comedy performer who can do it all!

High Flying Abigail (www.highflyingabigail.com)
A death defying combination of burlesque and aerial! Abigail and her TRAP- TEASE!

Paul Nathan IN A DUNK TANK!!! (www.absintheparty.com)
You heard us right- that bad boy magician we can’t wait to dunk!
Proceeds go to the Saint James Infirmary

Vegas and Boenobo (www.gooferman.com)
Our favorite clowny boys will be keeping our midway alive! (and persuading you to dunk Paul Nathan, of course)

Dottie Lux (www.dottielux.com)
Fresh off the bus, there’s a new clown in town! All the way from New York City!

Miss Rosie (www.hooliehoop.com)
She’s spreading the Hoop Gospel with her Hoola Hoopin of Joy! Hallelujah!

DETAILS
Saturday Feb 16th 10pm till 3am
At XENODROME 1320 Potrero Avenue (@ 25th)
21 and over FULL BAR
24 hr Secure Parking on 24th at Folsom near the Hospital
…With naughty afterparty at Mission Control from 1am till late

TICKETS
Pre-Buy your tickets now to avoid disappointment!
kinkysalon.com//


THE AFTERPARTY
Mission Control (2519 Mission @ 21st)
1am till late BYO Beer and Wine
You MUST bring a friend or a date to come to this event!!!!!
Absolutely NO SINGLES.
That’s right, SuperLovers… Mission Control will be hot and ready for you when you’re ready to slip into something a little bit more comfortable… and starting at 1am we’ll be shuttling your asses over there in our pimped out ghetto limo! It’s a door to door service included in the price of the afterparty.
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COMING UP SOON!!!
Don’t miss these two events from some of our great performers at the ball…

Twisted Cabaret
Featuring Frank Olivier whose hilarious show 'Twisted Cabaret'is returning for 3 shows only to Berkeley's Julia Morgan Theatre Feb 22-24.
Olivier and hunchback assistant Flynch (played by 'Unkle' Paul Nathan)along with the Twisted Cabaret Orchestra perform their outrageous thrill-show with knife-throwing, magic, juggling, fire-eating, and more. "Wickedly Funny" - NY Times "Comedic Genius!" - Las Vegas Review "Olivier is a one man reincarnation of vaudeville with a decided edge! It's a delightfully wild ride!" - SF Bay Gaurdian "It's comedy at its absolute best!" - KGO Radio
~~ Tickets at twistedcabaret.com or 800.838.3006

Absinthe Party
February 1st at Whisper
Join the cast of last weekend's Edwardian Ball for more drinking, dancing, and debauchery with 2 live sets by ball chanteuse JILL TRACY (joined by Paul Mercer). Plus electro-van-gogh cryptonica with victrola crankers: DELACHAUX & SMOOVE. Sultry midnight cabaret performances by some of San Francisco's cheekiest burlesque performers!

Kinky Salon NYE ART ORGY TONIGHT!

real proud of this event-
the space is really great...never done anything there before, real private-swank, basically one large giant gallery space, which means that we get to have ONE BIG MIDNIGHT COUNTDOWN TOGETHER
which we've never been able to do before

lots of great acts, decor, lots of pre-tix sold...we're excited

we'll be going LATE so COME DOWN AFTER whatever if you're planning on party hopping
price breaks on the door for later entry

LOCATION ADDRESS UPON TIX purchase, also-we sent it out to our list...or CALL ME!

don't know what to wear?
come get painted by a world famous artist............

looks like Mr Lucky just jumped on board and The Witch Doctor just quit his job so he can come tonight....

OH BOY
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Kinky Salon's ART ORGY- A New Years Eve Happening!

The tickets are extremely limited so buy yours NOW!



They're SAUCY, they're SASSY and we've got 'em at Kinky Salon!!!

MISS FOUNTAIN all the way from England- a real class act

MR LUCKY lounge singer extraordinaire

ESPERANZA Miss Shimmy, Shake It, Rock-em and Shock-em!!

CHERRY TERROR with DUCKMAN feisty musical shenanigans

P-RAW and friends faery love freakout: SAHKI from Zuni... Benel and Erez from Tel Aviv and other Exotic Faerie BEAUTIES!

and other special guests


With musical mayhem-

DJ TOM THUMP with a rockin' dance set (2.30-4.30 am)

DJ KID HACK the master party starter (12.30-2.30)

THE BARRON with ambient soundscapes

PLUS
Baroque stylins from Christopher and PHOEBE

And a MIDNIGHT EXTRAVAGANZA that'll knock your socks off!

STARRING The Harmogenous Dooji/ WISEPROOF with a musical performance (this guy is REALLY an amazing performer...)

Plus the Kinky Salon cast of performers, a full live band, a witch doctor, some clowns, some toys, a few naked people, burlesque dancers, some savage jungle babes and YOU all joining together to create a smorgasbord of ridiculousness and fabulousness to take you into the New Year in true Kinky Salon style!!



AND ALSO ongoing all night there will be:

The Peepshow MiniGolf stage with interactive minigolf mayhem and prizes

The CandyLand stage with living dolls, balloon bondage and cotton candy

The Savage Jungle stage featuring the virgin sacrifice and voodoo rituals

Live action body painting by famous urban street artists

RSVP NOW BY EMAILING NYE@KINKYSALON.COM WITH "I'M DROPPING MY BALL WITH YOU GUYS" IN THE SUBJECT LINE


DETAILS
LOCATION: Secret fabulous location in the Mission
TIME: December 31st 10pm till dawn

DETAILS: 21+ with ID, BYO Bar

TICKETS: $40 in advance $50 on the door (-$10 for members)

Click here for advance tickets kinkysalon.com

KINKY SALON NEW YEARS EVE!

Kinky Salon presents
ART ORGY-A New Year’s Eve HAPPENING!!

We are totally jazzed and stoked by the line up which is assembling itself for our New Years Eve ART ORGY! Thanks to all the people who have already RSVPed. We highly recommend buying tickets in advance here

REMEMBER: this is event is NOT at Mission Control!!!! (scroll down for location)

CONFIRMED SO FAR (with more TBA in the next few days)

For your aural pleasure:

Baroque stylins from Christopher Fülling, Tenor
Musical soundscapes from THE BARRON
Dance set from the legendary TOM THUMP!!!

We have a MIDNIGHT EXTRAVAGANZA planned that’ll knock your socks off!

STARRING The Harmogenous Dooji- Rap-Reggae-HipHop performer we just met...an AMAZING GUY... Plus the Kinky Salon cast of performers, a full live band, a witch doctor, some clowns, some toys, a few naked people, burlesque dancers, some savage jungle babes and YOU all joining together to create a smorgasbord of ridiculousness and fabulousness to take you into the New Year in true Kinky Salon style!!

After the midnight countdown we will have a solid DJ DANCE SET until at least 4am.

PLUS ongoing all night there will be:

The Peepshow MiniGolf stage with interactive minigolf mayhem and prizes

The CandyLand stage with living dolls, balloon bondage and cotton candy

The Savage Jungle stage featuring the virgin sacrifice and voodoo rituals

Live action body painting by famous urban street artists

***RSVP NOW BY REPLYING TO THIS EMAIL WITH “I’M DROPPING MY BALL WITH YOU GUYS” IN THE SUBJECT LINE***

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LOCATION: available upon tik purchase & released close to date

TIME: December 31st 10pm till dawn

DETAILS: 21+ with ID, BYO Bar

TICKETS: $40 in advance $50 on the door (-$10 for members)

Click here for advance tickets kinkysalon.com/

Single Guys will need a license

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The tickets are extremely limited so buy yours NOW!

Darkness...

2 weeks till the days start getting longer again...Winter Solstice

really feeling Darkness these past weeks, on many levels

dreaming about it; sometimes as a tangible being, sometimes as situational-challenges/ intiations
and sometimes...as a velvety place of birth
...............

seems like everyone i have talked to recently has been facing various levels of challenge and intensity....
or am i imagining this?

....

...like, um...thanks and stuf...

yeah, thats right...this is a 'STUFF I"M GRATEFUL FOR POST', beeeeetches

if that sickens you, just look to the left of this post and you might find the diatribe about the genocide of The Native Americans and stuff
by Ward Churchill...a great bit of morning reading if you were DARING to give thanks for positive things in your life today...
it'll fill your obligatory need as an AMERICAN to indulge in guilt/mourning/shame over our Imperialist rule of This Great Land ....

THINGS I"M THANKFUL FOR:

guests who clean little things up at my events when they think nobody is looking
people who engage in creative identity & presentation FOR THEMSELVES and the pure joy of doing it, NOT to be accepted or cool
people in my community who i have watched grow over the years
folks who continue to enjoy what we provide here at ole' MC
people who listen to feedback and don't take themselves as seriously anymore
my ability to receive feedback more gracefully than i used to
people who dare to live outside the box and not by societies fixed models
CREATIVE RELATIONSHIPS
people who dare to share their love, express LOVE and wear their heart on their sleeves
my increasing capacity for compassion
My Allies, seen & unseen, living & deceased, known and & yet to meet
all the amazing lessons i've learned with Polly this past year
Polly- as a source of inspiration, positivity, willpower, creativity, loving kindness & sexy fabulousness!
my willingness to be more open to people, to trust, to be more vulnerable
my increasing patience for trusting in Divine Timing
for GROWTH
Tex and Cat for helping run MC whilst facing their sh*t
my plants, my blooming Violet
our van
my Taco outfit
our new place
Vulcan-for gifting our mural to MC
our Beauty Engine Book being close to 'share worthy' with colleagues
to new directions and allies that have presented themselves this past week!!!!
the creativity and passion for celebration demonstrated by our community
for the AMAZING job we pulled off for the EEBall
for making it through OCTOBER alive (barely)
For J for working together with me in being more conscious!
L- for working on communication and preserving our friendship
for CHOOSING to see the gift of DARKNESS as a force of positive change, growth, birth
NETFLIX
Dr.Who
great food
great sex!
sexy people!
HUMOR!
FLIRTING!
purple morning-glories
PLAID!
MUSIC!
gosh, and so much more but who wants to hear it all anyways

...and for the amazing year to come, which i feel will be the most exciting to date!