when I first met scotty I was in a new place filled with new and exciting people and I'll be the first to admit I was a little nervous. Scotty has this gentle tender caring spirit that emanates so strongly that just one hug is enough to calm and make welcome even the most timid of souls.Scotty is a wonderful selfless man who is so in touch with who he is and at the same time is caring and supportive to those around him. He is a natural role model to anyone who would care to better him or herself...everyone just loves Scotty ,its just too bad theres not a thousand more scottys out there,not that that would be enough...But it would be a good start.

What to say about Scottys?

What words could this humble poet string together that would even begin to encompass all that is Scotty?

Shall I relate to you the warmth and love of his Scotty-bear hugs? That basking in his presence has the uncanny ability to lift up the spirit of whomever he encounters?

Shall I sing praises of his infamous silver tongue, it's tremendous power to melt the heart and sooth the soul.... and it's potential to coax any woman towards rainbow-skied euphorias of bliss? Good thing Scottys are never naughty and never naked, or other guys wouldn't even stand a chance! (by the way, rumour claims that "stunt Scotty" is VERY similar to "leading man Scotty", all-encompassing of his gentlemanly grace; the only difference being that the "stunt Scotty" might possibly be naughty and naked in proper context)

What stories could I recount to you to fully express the love, beauty, kindness, strength, and integrity that is Scotty?

What poetry could I write to bear you proof and extent of his generosity and thoughtfulness?

The truth is, no words I could choose, no matter how much skill I use to string them together, no composition I could create could ever replace the full experience of a true Scotty encounter.

Scotty sightings in the NorthWest are rare these days, but they do happen.... so be on the lookout, and should you spot a Scotty, go up and say "hi" and give him a big hug; and experience for yourself the gifts that this humble poet has not the skills to bestow upon you through words; language that is too limiting to fully give you that which is Scotty.

Here Ye!
HERE YE!
HERE YE!!!!

As the Official Scotty PR Person I must tell you, the real Scottys are never Naughty, nor are Scottys Naked. All life situations falls under one of these catigories.
Now I must warn the General Public of one criticle fact, there are in fact two other Men parading arround as 1) Stunt Double Scotty and 2) Fun Scotty. Stunt Double Scottys can in fact blush. So to this we add "Scottys are never Naughty nor are they Naked, but Stund Double Scotty can in fact blush." As to Fun Scotty ... sorry but I wasn't introduced to Fun Scotty.

This is the end of the transmition relay for Scottys, My name is Jenn Crow and I AM the Official Scotty PR Person.

Scotty has the most FABULOUS way with words, everytime I get an email from him, it makes my whole day!
He's the best wingman EVER! When we're out camping and stumbling around the woods, he always makes sure I make it back safe & sound!!
BOONES FARM! BOONES FARM! BOONES FARM!

I LOVE YOU, MAN!!!!