Quit being so hot!

And put those sexy legs away before someone gets hurt.

who knew? who even knew? scout _is_ the the man you want to have around. he is rock solid, totally unshakable. he lives in ghetto mutant graceland and is plagued by assassin squirrels, but that still doesn't keep him from being funny and fun and generous and wise and all-around fantastic. take him home some night; you won't be sorry! and when he offers to make pizza, say YES! i love scout a lot! yay!

I've known him almost 8 years. I'd love to try his pizza sometime.

If i were stranded on a desert island i’d definitely negotiate a deal with
the fates to let me trade my 10 cds and 10 books for 1 bonafide Scout.
Articulate, intelligent, warm, generous, sexy, with a feisty weird brain. Yum.

i loves me some Uncle Scoot - his frontal lobes are the juiciest, his hugs are the sweetest, and his pizza is the best goddamned thing to rock the west coast.

besides being one helluva hunk-o-yum (i mean, ladies...come on!), Scout's also the best road tripper i know, a number one buzz buddy, a top notch gentleman, a rock-star in the realm of having his shit together, and most importantly, an immensely dear friend.

i'd go anywhere with you Scout...and happily hand over my brain to you for the safest of keeping.

oh and to all y'all reading this: none of you are drinking enough water!