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Sean

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joined on 06/04/05
last updated 10/15/07
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My name is Sean. I am a writer, aspiring to be a super villain, with my fist fucking the face of the world, and I'll thank you for not putting your glass on my antique end table... Yes. You. Get a fucking coaster. Don't look at me like that! You're the one that wanted the water, now you have to drink it fast or get yourself a God Damned coaster. Is this becoming a problem? Is it? Because if it is, I will throw your ass back out on the information highway so fast, soooo fast, you're e-head will spin off your cyber shoulders. And then where would you be? E-headless with no cybershoulders. How would you manage to Yahoo-woo your next conference date in that sad shape? That's right, you wouldn't. So get a fucking coaster.
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I've finally started a new one. It took a night of going out and getting wasted, then drinking a 5 hour energy shot, then coming back to Ed's place and relaxing with the green man to do it. But as the sun comes up over New York city, I have finally actually finished up two whole blog entries. Enjoy.

www.seansparkstraveling.blogspot.com

-Sean
Thu, August 14, 2008 - 3:36 AM permalink - 0 comments
 
www.seansparksitaly.blogspot.com

I try to update as much as I have time for, and I'm about to start adding pictures. Leave comments, send me stuff, call me on my international phone, and more!

-Sean
Mon, June 30, 2008 - 2:32 AM permalink - 0 comments
 
Foreign territories pervade my mind, stinking draperies clotted in smoke and stardust
Disintegrating in front of my very eyes, I can see the world shedding itself
Sluffing off layer after layer of promises and pretense
Burning at its core

Bright orange flares erupt from mountaintops, arcing with precision into parabolas in the sky
Liquid eyes melting down their cheeks, faces smiling at one last eyegasm
Fifteen arcseconds mark the procession of my heart
Jettisoned into night

There... read more
Mon, April 14, 2008 - 2:27 PM permalink - 0 comments
 
So we've just gotten done picking up all of the trash, cigarette butts, articles of clothing, and retrieving the dome from certain doom at the hands of the old clothing line pole in our backyard. All signs point to good times had, debauchery done, and mischief managed.

As usual with any party I've ever had a hand in, a decent portion of OFPs (Ordinary Fucking People (thanks for that Steve, I use it daily now)) came because someone told them there was a keg, or they saw the fire spinners fr... read more
Tue, December 18, 2007 - 3:40 PM permalink - 2 comments
 
And everyone's invited. Mustafa and Heironymous Superfly are going to be smashing beats, but before all that happens, we're going to rally in front of Haileys with masks and noise makers and do a tour of the square. If you come, bring a noise making device, anything you have that makes noise. You can squeeze a duck for all I care.

Get there early, we'll probably start the parade at 10:30.

Oh, and there's drink specials too.

-Sean
Tue, October 30, 2007 - 3:34 PM permalink - 0 comments
 
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