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Ray

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joined on 10/05/04
last updated 01/07/09
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My Testimonials

April 12, 2007
I think the world needs to know that Ray is seriously a hardcore badass. If life were a fighting game, I'd play as his character.
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Uhh... Yeah.

Hi.
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Remember when...

I am ZIM!
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Take a Picture...it lasts longer.

Playing with my Food - Photo by Quest
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Good times...

Playing with Fire... Photo by Chris
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It wants OUT of my Brain!!

Some parents that read this might take some offense to what I have to say, sobeit. If this bars me from parties or if I lose friends over this... whatever.

Some people hate cats, others dogs, certain types of music, food... I hate children. Most of you that know me might say, 'Ray, you hate everybody...' Not true. Most people annoy me at best to varying degrees, so I prefer not to engage with them at parties or just really fuck with them when they get drunk. I rarely if ever will be anywh... read more
Sun, January 4, 2009 - 8:37 PM permalink - 7 comments
 
Haven't posted anything in awhile... Yes, Prop 8 the Musical starring Jack Black as Jesus. Enjoy!

www.funnyordie.com/videos/c...ida-jones
Thu, December 4, 2008 - 6:20 AM permalink - 0 comments
 
WTF?! How is it that people are still sending out chain emails? I thought I had some fairly intelligent friends... and then they send me chain emails that make me what to kill them. I like how they add the, "well, you never know!" or "It can't hurt..." at the beginning of their forwarded message to me... and everyone in their address book. Oh, it can hurt. I will make it hurt!

Next fucker that sends me a chain email, I will personally kick in the nuts. If you have no nuts... I will improv... read more
Sun, July 20, 2008 - 10:36 AM permalink - 3 comments
 
Ah yeah! I was in that parade. =P

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Wed, April 2, 2008 - 6:46 PM permalink - 1 comment
 
Sweeping the Clouds Away

By VIRGINIA HEFFERNAN
Published: November 18, 2007

Sunny days! The earliest episodes of “Sesame Street” are available on digital video! Break out some Keebler products, fire up the DVD player and prepare for the exquisite pleasure-pain of top-shelf nostalgia.

Just don’t bring the children. According to an earnest warning on Volumes 1 and 2, “Sesame Street: Old School” is adults-only: “These early ‘Sesame Street’ episodes are intended for grown-ups, and may ... read more
Fri, January 4, 2008 - 3:45 PM permalink - 0 comments
 
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about me
I'm a complex bundle of intensity. Sarcasm is just one more free service I offer. I'm an outgoing-happy-go-lucky-loyal-son-of-a-bitch who will do anything and everything for those that I care about, but will drop you like a bad habit the minute you disrespect me, my friends, or if you really piss me off - and it takes a lot to really piss me off. Yeah, I can and do forgive but only if the apology is sincere - I own up to my mistakes, so should you. I ride a motorcycle (deal with it), play with fire, draw cartoons and am currently learning how to play the guitar. I'm a movie whore, with an extensive collection with a taste for horror, comedy, drama and action...or any combination there of. There are those that would consider me to be an artist...a creative type...so be it. But, I'm no 'arteest,' fuck that. I don't pretend that there is any deep seeded meaning behind anything I create or do. I love food - all kinds (especially sushi) I have a passion for creating recipies and baking with chocolate. My primary mission in life is to make my friends happy. Seeing them happy makes me happy. My closest friends know that it's more in what I do than in what I say that defines my relationship with them. I'm blunt, can be brutally honest, but know when to keep my mouth shut. I have no tolerance for ignorant, closed minded, opinionated fucknuts that want to shovel whatever they're pedalling down my throat and not want to listen to what I have to say. Having an opinion is fine, not listening or taking into consideration other people's opinions is just stupid.
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