August 6, 2004FREE SIMON!
January 24, 2004spread the seed! semen rulz!
January 17, 2004hey, i just realized that you look like marc bolan.
January 3, 2004semen styles good at finger fukin all nite long
well yeah happy nude years und stuffin
pieces of burnt toast
maybe i'll dry out soon
December 31, 2003What is the DAMN! deal Simon?!?!?!?!
have a HAPPY and FUN new years.
see you soon
I <3 Sex.
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