Roby is a "Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster" in human form. Only a bit more floral in the spring.

Roby is the coolest cow in town.

That being said, he's also one of the most intelligent people, with the finest sense of humor that you'll encounter in this crazy social network.

I love watching him interview new people. He has a way of sandblasting through bullshit that sometimes people don't realize they're being subjected to. Much to the amusement of those watching.







Oh great... what if he's been using it on me?

Semper wields insight like an insurrectionist with a pick axe. His intelligence is based on diligent exercise and self-examination of his thought process, which he proves by dancing circles around those who thought simply being born smart was enough. His mental calisthenics, however, have also produced a wry sense of humor and a natural compassion for those he takes into his inner circle.

Semper will question you. He will make you think. He will offer adventures you'd be foolish not to accept. He'll be there, cackling like a madman when things are good, and he won't disappear when life deals you a knockout punch to the jaw.

Roby is my brother despite the fact our parents weren’t intelligent enough to give us the same genes. No one else in this world knows more about me except for the women I’ve truly loved. He inspires me to educate myself and explore my mind. His desire to experience is simultaneously awesome and freighting; this duality pushes me to go further than I would comfortably allow myself otherwise. He is one of the few people with whom I would trust my life should the need arise because—and I can’t say this emphatically enough—if we were at the beach then we wouldn’t have to be metal plated.