So, let's talk about stupid for a minute. It's my sister's birthday and I figured I'd make some steak on the grill. Easy enough. I put the coals in, load it up with fluid, light it - and there it burns. Now I didn't bother to take out the old ash - why waste a trip to the back of the yard to dump it? Just added the new coal on top. Didn't add enough coal, so it burns out and cools more than you need a grill to be (didn't help I was inside during the "prime heat" either). Put the steak on (because it has to work anyways) and go back inside. Come out, it isn't even brown on the side of the grill and it really needs to be heated up. Again.

Instead of adding coal however, I add fluid. And boy, is it smoking up a storm. Get the lighter and light (yeah, I learned.) The biggest flame that I have ever seen came out!

Let's count blessings now - didn't get my face or hair. Only the hair on my hand (boy that is going to grow in cute and sexy, I am sure). They say God takes care of drunks and fools. I will be the first to admit that is absolutely true.