this guy can really take a kick to the face like i've never seen before. most guys'll look at you like yer crazy for kicking him in the face but not seth, he just grins and starts to bleed all over you...kind of annoying really-- makes you want to kick him again but usually you won't feel better after. He gives horrible piggy back rides so unless your too drunk to walk or your passed out i wouldn't let him try, actually even then i think sleeping in the gutter is preferable. Also, for all the times i've seen seth try and get a jump rope out of a tree, he's been pretty miserable at it, you'd think he'd stop puttin them up there, but that's the thing about seth...you have to let him learn on his own time...

i ain't never seen him start a fire... least of all to cook with...
but his blood is bright red, it flows with ease...
and whatever it touches remains forever stained
seth is also disgustingly chivalrous... a characteristic
which is especially irritating considering how much of a
bastard he is to his good friends.

It is very difficult to knock this man unconscious. I've been trying for a quarter century, but have not succeeded. Despite this, I know if anybody was trying to stick a shiv in my neck, he'd shiv the crap out of them first, as I would do for him. Some would call this brotherly love, but that would be because they don't know we both think the other owes us some hobo bucks.