An Israeli doctor reported: "Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man, put it into another, and have him looking for work in six weeks."

A German doctor reported: "That is nothing, we can take a lung out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in four weeks."

A Russian doctor reported: "In my country, medicine is so advanced that we can take half a heart out of one person, put it in another, and have them both looking for w... read more

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So I got an 89...

So on my way to work this morning a pigeon dropped dead out of the open sky three feet in front of me. I don't mean it fluttered to the ground and expired. I mean it hit the pavement hard enough to make a rather loud thud. I dunno, maybe my Antichrist aura is starting to leak through my clever nerd-boy disguise...