joined on 07/12/04
last updated 05/20/09
! Gold Star Tribe !,
!!!SAFETY THIRD!!!,
*** Love! ***,
*** XY ***,
Athens - Greece,
Auditions San Francisco,
Bay Area Hiking!,
Bootie Mash-Ups,
Budget Filming,
Burning Man,
Corsets,
Crafty Vixens,
FILM MAKERS,
Gay Disco Beat Box: Kitcheneering,
Glamazons,
Greece & Rome,
I Met My True Love on Tribe,
I'M FEELING FUENTE! 08,
Illumination Village,
Improv,
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Totally plagiarized from HeatherLyn, but she's right!
Unless I've met you in person (and liked you), and/or talked to you online for a while, I WILL NOT ACCEPT YOUR FRIEND INVITE. Really. I mean it.
And if you ask anyway, I'll probably mock you, because that means you didn't bother to read my profile.
about me
i'm the starving superstar, the little rapper that could, sing-stress, playdater, smiling beguiler.
I'm building a lifestyle empire. i like to make all kinds of junk--photos, painting, scultpure, candles, clothing, dancing, art for CDs, cookies... i'm clever and vulnerable (so says the san francisco bay guardian). i love me and hate me.
A note about what it means to be "Shameless":
Contrary to what the initial impression of shamelessness might be, for me it's not about being sexy or a vixen (though I don't deny that part of me), nor about acting unethically or being immoral. It's more about leading a life free of shame. Shame is lame! Shame holds us back from being our most vibrant, amazing selves. I believe in acting with principles--I don't do things I ought to be ashamed of-- and I decide what that means. I'm not hurting anyone, and I'm living the life I want and I believe in myself and my actions. Maybe we've all spent some time in that place, feeling wrong or lame or bad... I've done a lot of personal work and I've emerged like a butterfly, unabashed about being wonderful. I have a good dose of humility, too. I'm not perfect and I'm always trying to learn more so I can be better. Life is too short to be feeling bad about ourselves! I know I'm doing the best I can with what I know. When I know better, I do better. Shamelessly.
Back on the mainland and ready to fuck shit up!
Valentine's Day is THIS SATURDAY and it's time to show your loved one just how much you love 'em!
Everybody is so sick of those tired flowers or lame candy boxes. Be original!
Send a Singing Telegram.
I'm a professional party entertainer and I work for these agencies:
Babaloons and Tunes www.babaloons.com/and
Eastern Onion www.easternonion.com/bayarea.html
Generally, these guys charge between $189-249 (plus tip), depending on the character and where it's going.
**SPECIAL FOR TRIB...
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Valentine's Day is TOMORROW and it's time to show your loved one just how much you love 'em!
Everybody is so sick of those tired flowers or lame candy boxes. Be original!
Send a Singing Telegram.
I'm a professional party entertainer and I work for these agencies:
Babaloons and Tunes www.babaloons.com/and
Eastern Onion www.easternonion.com/bayarea.html
Generally, these guys charge between $189-249 (plus tip), depending on the character and where it's going.
**SPECIAL FOR TRIBE**
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Part 3
Wellington
So I gave Jonathan a big hug, squeezed him tight to seal in all those memories we just made and he went back up to Auckland and I got on the road with Haykey. Like I said, he’s got a camper van and was making his way south, so I contacted him through CouchSurfing to tag along. Haykey is an interesting character. He’s a boatload of self-determination after surviving a paragliding accident 10 years ago. He’s been paralyzed from the waist down, but despite what the doctor...
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Part 2
The Northland & Rotorua
As sad as it was, we said goodbye for now to Waiheke. I promised to return for Ingrid and HiDive’s wedding on April 28th if they agreed to make it my going away party. We ferried back to Auckland and once there decided it best to take the bus a little ways out of the city to be near the motorway to hitch a ride north. It didn’t take long to land our first ride and we were off to Whangerei. In Maori the “wh” is pronounced like “f,” so there are all these ...
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(Pronoia: The opposite of paranoia)
Part 1--Auckland and Waiheke Island
He looked at my ticket then up at my smiling face.
“Hello, Heethah, your seat is just ovah theyah,” he gestured towards the opposite isle. I was grinning ear to ear… I just remembered how much I adore the kiwi accent. Then I also remembered that I hadn’t set my voicemail to warn people that I wouldn’t be returning calls for a while. Man, I wish that flight attendant would make my outgoing message.
Monika tucked...
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...you will come visit me in san fransisco.... you will come visit me in san fransisco... you will come visit....
March 1, 2007
Harbinger of lost souls,
comforter of orphaned boys,
cult leader of the tragically hip...
Heather is a world unto herself.
A word-slinger of clever rhymes
Her wit is outshone only by the startling revelation
of her razor-sharp understanding
of the dim recesses
of human experience.
The only one to call when in need of comfort,
magic cookies, pink tutus, clown noses,
false eyelashes, double-sided tape, assorted craft supplies,
bits of ribbon, brocade corsets, pearls of wisdom, guest list advice,
or simply the sympathetic ear of a good friend.
There are none like her,
and precious few that come close.
The Fuckos would not exist without this
Shameless TItan
of
The Lifestyle.
Our fearless leader, our inspiration,
our Agent.
I am honored, proud, blessed
to claim her as my own.
Love and Devotion Always,
Commander F*cko
February 20, 2007
I love her so much that I name my doody baby after her.
I take it with me where ever i go. Its starting to smell
February 13, 2007
Shameless Heather blew through London like a beautifully shining wrecking ball, leaving a Heather shaped hole in our party lives.
Fuck Couch Surfing Heather, next time you are living with me.
January 8, 2007
This woman amazes me. She is not only shameless, she is selfless. I cherish each encounter.
January 8, 2007
I LOVE HEATHER!!! Even when I haven't seen her in a long long time. She's still in my heart ;)
January 7, 2007
miss shameless heather.... aw hell, this woman is nuts, and I love that about her.. she's really an interesting amaglamation of things.. Hell, how many people can say that they're both a clown and a singing telegram ? let alone a singing telegram, really a rarity in this age. that aside, this woman should be commended on her level of trust and loving that she bestows upon her friends. How many people would give you their garage code to go pick up your sleeping bag when they're not around to deliver it back to you ? Watch this one, she's going to be doing many more great things, many more than she already has. *love and light*
January 6, 2007
And I hear she can rock a mic?!
January 5, 2007
There'd be nothing wrong with Heather if I could just see more of her.
The last time was the first time, and I'll never forget that fantastic morning
singin church songs on the rooftop. No, mame, there ain't nothin' to
be ashamed of!
January 5, 2007
a shameless plug ;o)
August 16, 2006
What this girl can do with her mouth is more than most people can do with two hands. A juggler of words, an inspiration of spirit, a mountain of soul- a Diva dipped in white chocolate.
Candy for the brain and body. My kind of kin.
November 9, 2005
the diabolical giggle haunts me in my sleep! make it stop, er, i mean MORE!
beware this one, if she looks at you and nods her head at you - you are in for it. and if she says, "AAAARGH" - even better! that means your goose is cooked, even if you're vegetarian. and she'll call you out on your shit in a heartbeat!
because Heather can be so hot, funny, sweet, badass, and yet have so many costumes all at once, i have hope for this crazy fucked up world.
June 21, 2005
As vivacious in person as online, Heather takes to her old digs as if she had just turned down the heat and stepped out for a weekend away. Truly a pleasure to have you grace our happy home and meet the peeps -- joy is always for sharing!
March 31, 2005
Shame is Lame,
Heather is Better
March 26, 2005
Heather is constantly doing things that make it impossible for me to forget how much I love her. When I turned 30, she lined up a smorgasboard of life defining experiences that will stay with me until I die. The way she lives her life should be seen as heroic and she should serve as a role model for all of us trying to live our lives free of shame, and full of love and joy.
Shame Is Lame
March 15, 2005
Not only does this shameless one know her stuff (esp. on stage) she's happy to share the wealth and the love.
Elevated to the Doctor status.
. . . that's Dr. Shameless Heather to you!
February 13, 2005
I'm shamelessly in love with this Gal! :)
*valentines kisses*
January 30, 2005
The Shameless Heather scares me. Yep. "Oh, Shame! Shame! Oh, my gawwwd, the SHAME OF IT!!! PuhLEEEZ, doan trow me in dat briar patch!!!"
Shamelessness has always been one of my little Scorpio hallmarks but she manages to take the art to a place that leaves me wondering if there isn't some Valhalla of Shamelessness to which the winged girls will carry her on velvet carpet when she is finally brought down on the field of battle. We wander the ages in search of such fields of the Nephilim.
It's Heather who makes this whole place a little sweatier and less safe. Heather commands a radius of laughter and lust that any woman should envy. Heather rules her world with a velvet hand and a glint of sin in her eye. Way to fucking go, baby.
January 22, 2005
Those thighs! Those thighs! Those beautiful, creamy thighs!
January 18, 2005
how DO i feel about Shameless Heather?
she makes an excellent, sexy kidnapper...
she's loads of fun to hang out with...
she's incredibly hot...
and her cry of "Shame is Lame!" will haunt my life forever, causing me to be shamelss the rest of my days. hurrah!
January 14, 2005
SHAME IS LAME!!!!!
January 14, 2005
I think she is going to the beach soon - yesterday she was braging about how much she likes her new thongs.
January 13, 2005
I first met Heather in the pink room... at an assoholic meeting. I noticed her straight away. The gentlemen in the room were quite the drooling fools around here. I was lucky enough to have some serious bonding time with Heather in BRC. As I tend to be shy at times (not so much lately), I was drawn to her BOLDness and, of course, shamelessness. I look up to her and find her to be quite inspirational.
Look to the Goddess that is Heather.
January 6, 2005
Pure chance threw Heather and I together on a hill in San Francisco one day. On that cold windy day I met a couple of folks (Heather being one of them of course) who soon became extremely good friends of mine. Heather is super smart, super funny, super sexy, and way cool. Basically Heather is a blast and a half. :-)
December 28, 2004
Heather is an Awesome Chick. She's hot too
Diana
October 25, 2004
Heather is a Rock Star... just love love love her. Living the a life without shame should be a world wide goal.
September 29, 2004
I love Shameless Heather because she is my long lost sister from another dimension. She looks super hot in latex, can sing songs that make any and everybody feel super amazing, she chases Venus, loves living life, takes away the pain and most importantly- lives life shamelessly. I am so incredibly blessed to know her.
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