Number of:

Days gone: 6.5

emails missed from all accounts: 287 (who can keep up with all that shit?! Who bothers to even check their email when they're on vacation?)

Miles flown: 3701.2

Miles driven: 1160.3

States visited: 4 (although two were just pit stops)

Freeways and highways driven on: 8

Miles per average gallon: 31 (not bad for a standard sized rental!)

Satellite radio stations discovered: 126 (I <3 satellite radio! It made the endless driving enjoyable. I wish I could get it up in Alaska. Best driving music channels were the punk rock and the reggae)

Roadkill spotted: 25 (1 coyote, 1 deer, 1 cat, 4 porcupines, 1 skunk, 4 chipmunks/squirrels (who can tell?) and 13 unidentifiable species) Roadkill is so sad.

Roller coasters ridden: 5 (man oh man do I love roller coasters!!)

Water slides slid: 12 (man oh man do I love water parks!)

Mountains climbed: 1 (Alaska has prettier mountains. Of course, I'm highly biased since I live there.)

Caves spelunked: 3

Canyons cruised: 2

Ski resorts / independent film festival sites visited to which I forgot to bring my camera: 1 (note to self: don't leave camera in your luggage, dummy!)

Pictures taken worth keeping: 223 (it would have been more if I hadn't forgotten it that one morning, dammit.)

Relatives seen: 12

Brand new adorable baby nephews held on the very day they were born: 1. (He has my brother's hair. My sister said: "Won't he miss it?" My sister-in-law said "THIS IS THE ONLY CHILD YOU WILL EVER HAVE!" Of course, she was in the midst of labor at the time, so who knows if she really meant it.)

It's really just the last number that matters.

1. What time is it?
This is an irrelevant question. Whatever time it is now, it will have changed by the time I type the next character.

2. What is your sign and your birthday?
I like the sign that says “Slippery when wet.” What is my birthday? Why, it’s the day I was born, of course. That is a silly question.

3. What type was your first car?
The type with four wheels. I find cars work best when they have four wheels.

4. Name four jobs you've had in your life?
Bitch
Paper pusher
Peon
Stooge

And that's not even half the jobs I've had in my life. I mean, I didn’t even include that time I actually got paid to do shit. Good times…

5. If you could have any job, what would it be?

God. Or vice-God, provided God isn't a micromanager (don't you just hate that!?).

My second choice would be the queen of the world.

But since that’s not likely to happen, my third choice would be:

Retired eccentric filthy rich girl. Is anyone hiring for that? ‘Cause, like, I’m really interested.

My fourth choice would be porn star, ‘cept I don’t want to get fake tits, so I don’t think they’d hire me.

6. What are you most afraid of?
Death and dismemberment.

Although upon second thought, dismemberment and death is scarier. I’d rather die before being dismembered. Oh, how about vivisection? Anyone up for some lively vivisection?

7. What is the last movie you saw in a theater?
Iron Man!
And before that it was:
Iron Man!

I’m a creature of habit like that.

8. What are four movies you would watch over and over?
1. Porn
2. Porn
3. Porn
4. And porn.
The plot might be predictable, but it never gets old!
Although seriously, my favorite all time movie is Braveheart, followed closely by A Fish Called Wanda.

9. Place of birth?
Earth. I’m rather fond of that place, and frequently visit it, in fact.

10. What are four places you have lived?
1. North Earth
2. Northern Earth
3. North Western Earth
4. And here
I've tried to block out the few months I spent in Kentucky (...the horror...the horror...).

11. What are four places you have been on vacation?
Besides Earth?? Why go anywhere else? Earth has the best beaches!

12. What are four places you would rather be right now?
1. Under my boyfriend’s desk. Assuming he’s at his desk, of course.
2. On vacation somewhere nice. Yeah, I know, that choice is rather nondescriptive, but I’m not that picky, honestly.
3. Graduating already. I’m impatient like that.
4. Outer space, ‘cause, like, who DOESN’T want to go there at least once??

13. What are the best places you have ever been?
Oh gosh, this is a toughie, but I can honestly tell you that all the places I’ve ever been were above the equator and below the Arctic Circle. Somewhere in between there are some very cool spots.

14. What are four websites you visit daily?
Well, that’s quite a commitment there. I can honestly say that there is no single website I have visited without fail every single day. Especially since the world wide web wasn’t around when I was born, so I couldn’t possibly have visited any back then. In fact, I don’t think I visited ANY websites until 1996, so that’s a lot of years without websites. However, lately I tend to frequent here, there, the other place, and google on a fairly regular basis.

15. What are four of your favorite foods?
Apples. Johnny Appleseed would have been my friend.
Seriously, apples are my favorite food.
I really love cheese, too. Especially stinky cheese. Especially cheese melted all over enchiladas.
Dark grained bread. Mmm…. Bread.
COFFEE!!!! Does coffee count as food?

16. What's your favorite new food?
Apart from Soylent Green? Hmm… I’d have to say navel oranges. The mutation that first caused them in 1820 is just fascinating. And since they don’t produce any seeds, every navel orange anyone has ever eaten was grown from cuttings that ultimately stem back to the original tree, so we’re all eating clones. Isn’t that just way cool? And in the large scheme of things, it’s pretty new, since it’s been around less than 200 years.

17. Which do you prefer, ketchup or mustard?
On what? Be specific! I wouldn’t ever eat either of them plain.

18. Which do you prefer, hamburgers or hotdogs?
These days hamburgers. When I was a kid, though, I thought hamburgers were gross, and my mom would buy me turkey hotdogs. Ah, memories…

19. Do you eat the stems of broccoli?
Of course, they’re the best part! I’ll have the stems, you can have the flowers.

20. Favorite Drink?
Water. Since all drinks are based on water, it makes sense. Yay for water!
Although excessive water can kill, we can’t live without it, either. Talk about a global addiction!

21. Favorite ice cream?
Vanilla.

Especially if it’s mint flavored and has chocolate chips in it.

22. What's your natural hair color?
Err… the hair on my head is 100% natural. So sayeth the fine print on the box that colors it.

But no, the carpet doesn’t match the drapes.

23. Ever been toilet paper rolling?
I had to google what toilet paper rolling WAS. I think that answers that question right there.

24. Ever love someone so much it made you cry?
Every time I cut onions they make me cry. I love onions.

25. Favorite CD?
Don’t have one. I prefer MP3s

26. Favorite day of the week?
Thursday. It’s named after Thor and Thunder, and that’s just cool.

27. Favorite Restaurant?
other than the Restaurant at the End of the Universe?
I guess it would depend on the meal and on my mood. I don’t have just one favorite.

28. Favorite Flower?
Little purple pansies!!! Every time I see them I have to sing the song Little Purple Pansies. Please don’t tell me I’m the only one who even KNOWS that song…

29. Favorite sport to watch?
Football! Go Bears!

30. Disney or Warner Brothers?
Disney, but only because WB doesn’t do the Anamaniacs anymore. I LOVED the Anamaniacs.

31. Favorite fast food restaurant?
Is Subway considered fast food?

32. What color is your bedroom carpet?
Beige. How boring, I know. The entire house has beige carpet. Except for the kitchen, the bathrooms, the mudroom, and the garage, of course. A carpeted garage would just be silly.

33. Before this email, from whom did you get your last e-mail?
I didn’t get this from an email, I ripped it off of someone elses blog. As for my last e-mail, I think it was one trying to convince me into making my penis larger. Like I need that.

34. What do you do most often when you are bored?
Masturbate or read, depending.

35. Bedtime?
What, are you my mom telling me it’s time to go to bed?? It’s early!

36. Who will respond to this email the quickest?
God. Although no one will be listening.

37. Who will be the least likely to respond?
You. Unless God tells you to. Are you listening?

38. Who is the person copied on this email whose response you are most curious to see?
This is the dumbest question on this whole list, since I got this on a BLOG.

39. What four still-airing TV shows do you love to watch?
1. American Idol
2. CSI (All 3 of them)
3. Law & Order SVU
4. House
5. Bones
6. Shark
7. Two and a Half Men
8. Heroes
9. The Simpsons
10 Family Guy
Ok ok, there’s way more than 4.

40. Favorite TV show of all time?
The Simpsons.

41. What are you currently reading?
Actually, this is a very applicable question. Outside of my Human Anatomy and Physiology book (which I’m finishing up since I’m taking the 2nd class this July, I figured I’d get a jump on things), I’m in the market for some new books to read, since I finally have time now that the semester is over to actually READ something other than text books. So I’m planning on going to Barnes and Noble in about an hour or so to go shop for something(s) interesting that I haven’t already read.

42. What are you listening to right now?
The dog is barking outside. I think he thinks there’s something interesting going on, but there really isn’t, but he’s just a dog, so what does he know? He thinks sniffing his own ass is interesting.

43. How many tattoos do you have?
Just one. I’ve considered a second one, but I don’t think I’ll actually ever get around to doing it.

44. How many pets do you have?
I am the pet.

45. What would you like to accomplish before you die
Have sex in zero-G. A girl’s gotta dream, right?

46. What's on your mouse pad?
Err… Winnie the Pooh, Tigger, Piglet, and Eeyore. And my name. I think describing my mousepad is giving away waaaay too much now.

47. What is your favorite board game?
Clue! Don’t play Clue with me. I cheat.

48. Favorite smell?
I love the smell of napalm in the morning.

Wet dirt. Seriously. I get giddy every time I water my plants.

49. Least favorite smell?
Farts. Eww.

Vomit is pretty gross. How about fart-flavored vomit? Or vomit flavored farts? Either would be just naaaaasty.

50. Favorite colors?
Purple!
There is no plural here. I only have ONE favorite color.

51. Least favorite color?

Jaundice yellow. No one looks healthy wearing that.

52. Future (or first) child's name?
There are no future children to be had by me, thankyouverymuch. I do, however, have a new nephew that will be born next month. I think my brother is naming him Chase.

53. What is most important in life?
Happiness.
Followed closely by shoes.

54. Do you like to drive fast?
I don’t like to drive, but if I’m forced to drive, I tend to follow the speed limit very closely.

55. Do you sleep with a stuffed animal?
Does the rat bastard I live with count?

56. What's under your bed?
Actually, nothing anymore. I cleaned it out! There was a lot of rope under there… how’d THAT get there?

57. If you could meet one person dead or alive who would it be?
Michaelangelo. I’d want his autograph.

58. Okay, someone alive...?
Al Gore. He’s had a good past few years.

59. Storms: cool or scary?
Cool. Unless they kill or maim you. Nothing that kills or maims is cool.

60. Which came first, the chicken or the egg?
The egg, of course. The chicken was just a mutation of some proto-chicken bird who laid an egg, and voila! A mutant chicken was hatched.