shekky
tribes that don't make me vomit
Progressive/Art rock,
Adam Is Delusional,
Bad advice on any subject,
Bay Area Mountain Bikers,
BMIR - Burning Man Information Radio,
Burning Dissidents,
HAPPYLAND DESIGN TEAM INC.,
iTunes,
KUSF - ninety point three FM,
Mac OS X,
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microwave popcorn,
NFL Football,
radio free burning man,
RailFans,
YES Music,
pissing gasoline on to a campfire
why i call myself a geek
brown fingers
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everything i've touched over the past two days has morphed into giant icky stinky piles of poop. turds. shit. feces. you get the idea.
how the fuck am i going to deal with this? discussion post on Thu, May 8, 2008 - 6:02 PM
Re: unemployed
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it's pretty easy to make meth in your kitchen or so i hear.
discussion post on Thu, May 8, 2008 - 6:00 PM
Re: pick up lines
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who needs to talk with his mouth? just drop your pants and let the boner do the talking.
discussion post on Thu, May 8, 2008 - 5:58 PM
Re: Sandbox
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buy all the cats from your neighbors and teach them to do their business in your toilet.
discussion post on Sun, May 4, 2008 - 4:45 PM
Re: hangovers are icky.
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a quarter gram of smack ought to do the trick.
discussion post on Sun, May 4, 2008 - 10:40 AM
Re: fresh dirt
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get rid of your bed, pile it up on your bedroom floor and sleep on it.
discussion post on Sat, May 3, 2008 - 7:35 PM
the best song of the day
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julia blib blib showed me this and we laughed our heads off...
www.youtube.com/watch nice, huh?
blog entry posted Wed, April 30, 2008 - 6:09 PM
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Re: What are you going to get me for my birthday?
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a chocolate river.
discussion post on Mon, April 28, 2008 - 7:37 PM
balloon boobs
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so there's a new ad here at tribe, even better than illaniowear...
www.greatglam.com/ how can i talk my girlfriend into getting the operation to get them human-head-basketball-boobs like the greatglam models? discussion post on Thu, April 24, 2008 - 5:48 PM
Re: I hate work
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figure out a way of not having to suck in your job as a crack whore.
discussion post on Thu, April 24, 2008 - 5:43 PM
Re: Farting @ Work Redoo
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give the man lots more beans and fiber.
discussion post on Thu, April 24, 2008 - 4:07 PM
Re: Sportsfans with webcams needed
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you are a spam shoveling asshole.
begone! discussion post on Fri, April 18, 2008 - 3:13 PM
Re: Some Idiot...
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shiny crunchy brownies.
discussion post on Fri, April 18, 2008 - 3:12 PM
Re: So as we were drinking margaritas last night...
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oh come on, now!!! what about any episode of "masterpiece theatre", especially those goddamned jane austen episodes?
discussion post on Fri, April 18, 2008 - 3:10 PM
Re: Quick
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THROW the pot of office coffee at their crotch areas.
if this requires two hands and two pots of coffee, so be it. double post. goddamned windows operating system. discussion post on Wed, April 16, 2008 - 4:08 PM
try this out... "Harry D on KUSF"
"you Repair things with Tools, but you Fix things with a hammer"
 "come hang with the Punk Rock Mafia"
"these things seem to work"
"this is how i like it"
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life at the Flying Buffalo Ranch
the Black Bird of The Apocalypse
get it while it's free
it looks good on a white tablecloth...
Wed, April 9, 2008 - 10:38 AM
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my thanks to a co worker for sharing this joke with me. p.s...q: did you hear about the terrorist who tried to blow up a bus? a: he burned his lips on the tailpipe... 
so i hated some of my grammar school teachers for being mean 'ol piss pot prudes, but i never plotted with the other kids to bind her with duct tape and stab her with a BROKEN steak knife...
Tue, April 1, 2008 - 9:30 PM
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news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080...dren_s_plot www.foxnews.com/story/0,29...369,00.html what are we doing to our children to turn them into such mean little fucks? 
apparently, a christian threesome is OK if it's m-w-w.
Sun, March 30, 2008 - 7:16 PM
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www.sexinchrist.com/threesome.html also in this link--"fisting and god's will". just thought you'd all like to know this...  HERE'S SOMETHING i found while perusing my mountain bike forum... www.thescambaiter.com/forum/s...read.php enjoy it, i thought it was absolutely hilarious! here's a sample... **You probly know by now that I have not dead you yet. I will give you another try to send the anus computers tio us or I will have to do what I sad to you. My client said you fraud and I say you frauds and you take our money that make you to be a thief. If you do not send our money backj ... read more 
JESUS CRIPPLED CHRIST, it has been a long time since i've fired up the two CD players and sat down behind the mic and produced a podcast.
Wed, March 12, 2008 - 6:29 PM
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the Flying Buffalo Ranch and the Behavioral Pit have been reconfigured since my last effort on the 9th of october 2007 but the results are still the same--about an hour and a half of piss and vinegar, indy pop, blues and whatever else i decide to add to the week's playlist. i hope you enjoy the music and commentary. shekky.podOmatic.com/ ... read more 
ROOTING OUT CORRUPTION, huh?
Mon, March 10, 2008 - 3:09 PM
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Forty three hundred dollar call girls? You living, breathing, piece of shit. Never believe ANY politician, ANYWHERE. news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080...rostitution 
IT'S JUST BECAUSE i'm stupid like that, goddammit...oh, here's a new link to keep you doubled over, too...www.youtube.com/watch
Fri, February 22, 2008 - 8:37 PM
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forums.mtbr.com/forumdisplay.php mtbr member Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 3 Bike Park management Hello If some of you speak a little french, you can go see my website: www.bikesolutions.fr We're two consultants dedicated on bike park development management. We already know how IMBA is relevent in this domain, ... read more 
THERE ARE FEW college basketball programs i despise more than duke university's blue devils, but hear me now while i take this time and space to predict a spot in the final four for mike shi-shesky's team. (i refuse to spell his eastern european surname)
Tue, February 5, 2008 - 10:35 PM
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duke has consistently produced a men's basketball team that has found its way into the nations elite and this year seems to be no exception. a young team that lost many of its starters over the past season and began this season ranked i... read more
why they call it dope
the behavioral pit
opinions, not facts...May 26, 2007
Having never actually done radio with Shekky, or even meeting him in person, I can tell you he's one stand up guy...unless he's broadcasting, then he's sitting down. Either way, I trust him with a transmitter, and that's what life is all about, really.
April 8, 2007
I'll have to thank people.tribe.net/bobzilla Bobzilla for introducing me to the show. It's nice to fall sleepy to. xo
September 21, 2005
first let me say, I'm not writing this just because mike wrote one about me.. hell, I just joined tribe and wasnt even sure what the whole testimonial thing was all about. now that I know, I 's ( pronounced "eyez") wants to testify!
my cousin Mike B. is awsome. I have looked up to him since I was knee high . His mother, my Aunt Bea, is like a mother to me. she always treated me as though I were her very own. growing up with Mike was both amusing and scary at times. I wasnt going to put his "bizness" in the streets but since he had to tell about a sistas eye boogers, its only fair I tell about his "whoopins" in the basement of my grandmothers house. see this was before all that bull shyt childrens services "oh kidz are too fragile for an azz whoopin "days. then was when spare the rod, spoil the child was shouted from the mountian tops. my aunt spared the rod, but she didnt spare the orange hot wheel tracks. remember those.. whew whee, me and my brother use to listen to Mikes licks thru the vent then take off running after the last lick because we knew he would soon be coming up the stairs and down the hall like a rushing mighty wind. I use to be sooo mad at my aunt for doing that to my big cousin.. Mike had such a temper tho. He respected my aunt, I always thought that temper of his was going to cause him to start choking her or something, but never did ( that I know of (8... Mike got into a lot of shyt but that sure didnt stop me from loving his dirty "draws" when my mom would say we are going to my aunts, or my aunt would say she was picking me up.. all I wanted to know was if Mike was making steak. as a matter of fact, I asked for that for a birthday present. thats how good that mutha's steaks are! it was in Mikes roon I was introduced to rock and roll.. heavy metal... devils music as they use to call it.. ( my mom is a minister) I always use to like to ride with him in my aunts tootsie roll brown t-bird because he would blast Q-FM 96. yeh, that was my big brother and I loved him and still love him to death. I remember Mike use to take me for rides on his back while he crawled around the floor. we use to call it playing monster ( mike is 6 yrs older then me , by the way) one time, I said.. 'You cant eat me Mike" and he burst out laughing saying "NICKI! DONT SAY THAT! THATS BAD?" I couldnt figure out for the life of me, why that was bad.. I still dont see why its bad so long as its not your cousin eating you LOL! now to wrap this up. My cousin it the most brilliant young man I know. He is eccentric in many ways which is why I look up to him so. He lives his life the way he wants to and dont give a damn what anyone thinks of it. He enjoys life and embraces the challanges as well as the good times. I hope my son grows up to be as brilliant as his big cousin Mike. I LOVE YOU MAN! July 29, 2005
Few to just about none are the mortals to whom I must accord veneration, but Mike Brown, aka Shekky the Bastard is one of the most insane and most brilliant people I have been fortunate enough to cross paths with during this particular lifetime.
Let me testify and scream it from the mountaintops. Listen to me people, of the grandeur of Mike Brown. Let me sing his praises, for he is indeed a genius of the airways, a storyteller, a punk gummo, a mastermind of music. From his odd song collection to his unsettling deranged rants, from his semen stained haikus to his affection for cats, Mike kicks ass. He is a titan who bikes and pushes himself to the chasm; who has successfully prevailed against the slings and arrows of mediocrity, and who has become like a god in constitution yet has maintained his kindness and curiosity, his inquisitiveness and open mind. He is intense and mad, mad as they come; yet he manages to thrive. Believe me, he's crazy as fuck. But in a good way. All of you pilgrims listen up. Mike Brown has met with the goddess and she has kissed him and he has come away with all the attributes of a god. He also has an amazing predilection for Barbeque. How many times the sweet smell of meat has greeted me upon returning from some foray into the godforsaked land of alkaline madness, I can not tell. While he is most godlike in apparition, Shekky is also most human in his eminence and he always treats people with respect and dignity. He cares, sincerely. He's one of the few people I know who will drop everything to help out a friend. He is one of the few people I know who isn't waiting for you to finish your sentence so he can talk. No, he actually listens, and this manifests from his Zen like sense of self. He is, in short, someone worth admiration. All Hail Shekky the Bastard. All Hail Mike Brown, for he is truly a demigod. That, and he's a cool guy to hang out with. July 26, 2005
YOU ARE MY HONEY THIGH
home from work, home from work. argh argh argh arghhhhh! piss and vinegar spewing from every pore on poor mikeb's body. what dickwads, what fuckfaces, what ass-backwards shite. another day, another dollar for my dear warehouse dirtbag. an hour later the coals glow red in the bbq. mikeb sits quietly, arms crossed, tongs in hand, watching the honey thighs glisten. a funky smell wafts from the marinade bowl. it's no old wives' tale, moze insists, toxins hate and anger - it all goes to your thighs. so we drizzle them with honey and cake them in pepper. flip rotate turn, and dinner is served. i eat mikeb's honey thighs. savoring the burnt honey. feeling the pepper warm my tongue. i taste the traces of vitriol still present in the meat. i let it fill my mouth. i chew. i swallow. let the toxins filter through my body to settle eventually in my own thighs. i will care for these hate-filled thighs, clothe them, wash them. when i die, the coroner will slice open my body and as his scalpel reaches my legs a stench will fill the room. he will retch and stare in amazement at the thighs that harbored all the ill will of the world. as he runs from the room, he stops short upon seeing a quiet smile gracing my sleeping face. he collapses under the horrid fumes, his head filled with confusion. he wonders how such a peaceful contentedness could exist on the face of a girl secretly full of fury and rancor. what he does not know is that i have tasted the sweet succulent honey thighs of mikeb.
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i am, believe it or not, an Eagle Scout. i was in a boy scout cult-like fraternity called "the order of the arrow". we worshipped earthworms and ate acorns. here is the emblem my lodge used in 1977. these patches are now worth a few dollars
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