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discussion post on Thu, November 5, 2009 - 9:19 PM
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why i call myself a geek
getting on my nerves
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there are people in my life lately who just really grind on my last nerve. how do i cope with or eliminate this source of aggravation?
bear bear
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my two year old cat bear bear has recently taken to sitting motionless, staring at the kitchen stove. what is he trying to tell me?
discussion post on Thu, November 5, 2009 - 9:14 PM
serving the hashbury breakfast on the orgasmatrain...wednesday, 4 nov 6A to 9A
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ok...here's a new low...just twenty songs in three hours...but let me tell you...when the Orgasmatrain is roaring down the tracks at nearly eighty miles an hour at six, seven, eight o' clock in the morning, all you want to hear is long assed songs...
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the Hashbury Breakfast is served on the Orgasmatrain
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yes--close to the edge MIRIODOR--ECART TYPE/STANDARD DEVIATION FOREST CREATURE--FRUSTRATED ANALOGUE ERIC COPELAND--KING TITS WOMB APHEX TWIN--UNTITLED/FOUR TET REMIX CREPUSCULE TRIO--TRANCEMIGRATION freddie hubbard--... read more discussion post on Wed, November 4, 2009 - 12:03 PM
Re: advice on how to add more skank to my cabal
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put on two or three pairs of underwear. exercise heavily. soak the sweat from your nut sack and taint up with either toilet paper and paper towels. squeeze the sweat from the underwear onto your paper products, too. dab the sweat-soaked toilet/pap...
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discussion post on Mon, November 2, 2009 - 11:52 PM
this woman
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so i'm friends with this woman who's fifteen years younger than me. i really like her and i get the feeling that she really likes me, but she doesn't WANT me. how do i get her to WANT me?
discussion post on Thu, October 29, 2009 - 7:20 PM
the orgasmatrain spells bryan chandler for a bit 29 oct 09 nine to noon
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oop guru--the third chanber, part 4
ATLAS SOUND--WASHINGTON SCHOOL osibisa--spirits up above JONO EL GRANDE--CHOKO KING henri texier--homme rouge VIDYA--ASCENT A PLACE TO BURY STRANGERS--LOST FEELING the cure--primary thirsty moon--big... read more discussion post on Thu, October 29, 2009 - 2:01 PM
playlist thursday 29 oct nine to noon
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so i think bryan chandler (the man who usually sits in the Big Chair during this time slot on this day) has been in his back yard, furiously digging up a large amount of cash he buried sometime during 1999. if any of you plan on burying cash or AN...
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blog entry posted Thu, October 29, 2009 - 1:02 PM
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Re: commute.
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carjack somebody. the more radio antennae and red/blue lights on the car, the better. i highly recommend black and white ford crown victorias with big gold stars painted on the sides for daily commuting...
discussion post on Wed, October 28, 2009 - 11:18 PM
masturbation
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more or less?
discussion post on Mon, October 26, 2009 - 9:17 PM
disinformation
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so bob has given me an idea with his swine-fly-pig-latin thread.
i am usually on the radio once a week. what lies and rumors should i spread while i'm on the air? discussion post on Sun, October 25, 2009 - 7:06 PM
Re: Spread it around
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write a Public Service Announcement, email it to me and i will read it on my next show this coming thursday morning...make the copy reads in thirty seconds...
discussion post on Sun, October 25, 2009 - 7:04 PM
top ten/local show 23 oct 4-6pm
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THE TOP TEN FOR THE WEEK OF 19-23 OCT (1) RENATE KERN--DER WASSERMAN (FUNKY FRAULINES) (2) ATLAS SOUND--WALKABOUT W/ JOHN LENNOX (3) REVERIE--IN EVERY WAY (GILLES PETERSON DIGS AMERICA) (4) YOKO ONO--THE SUN I S DOWN... read more discussion post on Sat, October 24, 2009 - 8:40 AM
top ten/local show 23 oct 4-6pm
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there was a minor brain fart involved in this broadcast. normally, i play the local show from number ten to number one. this time, i did it the other way around...playing number ten last and number one first. nobody really seemed to care. i guess ...
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blog entry posted Sat, October 24, 2009 - 8:39 AM
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facial hair
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should i grow a beard?
discussion post on Wed, October 21, 2009 - 11:43 PM
try this out... "Harry D on KUSF"
"you Repair things with Tools, but you Fix things with a hammer"
 "come hang with the Punk Rock Mafia"
"these things seem to work"
"this is how i like it"
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the illusion--BRC 2008
get it while it's free
ok...here's a new low...just twenty songs in three hours...but let me tell you...when the Orgasmatrain is roaring down the tracks at nearly eighty miles an hour at six, seven, eight o' clock in the morning, all you want to hear is long assed songs while you're enjoying the Hashbury Breakfast...listen later at www.kusf-archives.com/2009/11...kky.html and tune in next thursday at noon when i begin my every-other-week regular shift...
Thu, November 5, 2009 - 7:49 PM
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so i think bryan chandler (the man who usually sits in the Big Chair during this time slot on this day) has been in his back yard, furiously digging up a large amount of cash he buried sometime during 1999. if any of you plan on burying cash or ANYTHING perishable on your property with a mind towards excavating it in ten years or so, be sure to wrap what you're putting in the ground with some sort of plastic...or you'll end up with a lot of stinky, moldy mush on your hands...
Thu, October 29, 2009 - 1:02 PM
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there was a minor brain fart involved in this broadcast. normally, i play the local show from number ten to number one. this time, i did it the other way around...playing number ten last and number one first. nobody really seemed to care. i guess that's why they call it dope, huh?
Sat, October 24, 2009 - 8:39 AM
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as for the local show, i wanted to find local jazz and find local jazz i did...i'd never heard or aired the rova saxaphone quartet...but a thirteen minute skronky jazz tune is perfect to cue up when you've been d... read more 
this saturday and sunday was designated by stereo steve as a big KUSF CD library re-organization. i couldn't think of a better time to have been asked by terror bull ted if i could host the weekly KUSF jukebox show that ended about a half hour ago--the library slams are a perfect opportunity for those of us who have been with KUSF a while to re-acquaint ourselves with music we might have forgotten about over the years, like eyvind kang and godhead silo...along with mixing in a few bits and pi...
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Sun, October 18, 2009 - 10:43 PM
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filling in for chris cook and the grab bag...or is it the mixed bag...or the teabag, dope-bag or garbage bag? hell, i don't know. here's what i played. listen later at www.kusfarchives.com
Thu, October 15, 2009 - 3:46 PM
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pizzicato five--bossa nova 3003 STARTING TEETH--BURN THE ROOF/DAVE AJU BLACK AND WHITE RE EDIT BETHLEHEM PROGRESSIVE ENSEMBLE--CALL TO WORSHIP/MAKE WAY (GILLES PETERSON DIGS AMERICA) the t.s.u. tornados--getting the corners HONORE AVOLONTU--NA MI GBE HUE NU (LEGENDS OF BENIN) **emily rose intervie... read more 
well, it was strange covering the shift of one of KUSF's very best DJ's (carolyn) and following another top notch selector, DJ schmeejay. i don't think i did so badly, even though i felt mildly confused during the entire three hours..and had the most horrible Radio Nightmares during the REM part of my sleep last night...now, if stereo steve ever needs a sub...
Tue, October 6, 2009 - 3:48 PM
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sadly enough, this show will not be on the KUSF archives page--we're having technical difficulties. if you really want to hear it ... read more 
i don't remember every minute detail of this gut wrenching tale of the native american's brilliantly creative methods of putting their enemies to death...but here goes...
Thu, October 1, 2009 - 10:51 PM
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simon kenton and a group of settlers and frontiersmen in late 1700's kentucky used to patrol the ohio river in search of immigrants in distress, hostile natives and wounded survivors of indian attacks. sometimes what simon and his boys found was enough to produce sickening nightmares for years. simon and his men carefu... read more 
jacob greathouse was a bad, bad man.
Thu, October 1, 2009 - 10:45 PM
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some of you who might have listened to my last show on KUSF (www.kusf-archives.com/2009/09...ky.html) might remember that i made a reference to mister jacob greathouse sometime around the middle of the show. jake was a man to whom the natives living in or round the part of ohio i grew up in gave a grisly new meaning to the word "payback" somewhere along the ohio river in 1791. you see, 'ol mister greathouse got it into... read more 
a new low...three fifteen minute plus tracks and a number of tunes clocking in at more than six minutes, if not eight and ten. i guess i'm now a night time radio guy rather than a daytime jock, eh?
Thu, September 24, 2009 - 4:03 AM
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www.kusfarchives.com heldon--interface SUCK--SEASON OF THE WITCH TIGRAN HAMASYAN--SIBYLLA john coletrane--the promise LED BIB--SQUIRREL CARNAGE 16/17--vertebrae ROAD RACE--THROWING SALT the rudy schwartz project--the dallas cowboys jesus and me beluga--let's get high and read the ... read more 
since it's been just about six months that the Powers that Be at KUSF decided to saw the rusty chain from around my neck, ted thought it might be a good idea to put me on jukebox again to mark the occasion. all but three songs on this playlist are what i was playing between 1993 and 1999--we have to stick with the format, right? look for more music from the time period in my coming shows...
Sun, September 20, 2009 - 10:52 PM
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www.kusfarchives.com tomita--berceuse and finale stereolab--brakhage rovo--n'dam boredoms--ana... read more
why they call it dope
the (new) behavioral pit
opinions, not facts...May 26, 2007
Having never actually done radio with Shekky, or even meeting him in person, I can tell you he's one stand up guy...unless he's broadcasting, then he's sitting down. Either way, I trust him with a transmitter, and that's what life is all about, really.
April 8, 2007
I'll have to thank people.tribe.net/bobzilla Bobzilla for introducing me to the show. It's nice to fall sleepy to. xo
Unsu...
September 21, 2005
first let me say, I'm not writing this just because mike wrote one about me.. hell, I just joined tribe and wasnt even sure what the whole testimonial thing was all about. now that I know, I 's ( pronounced "eyez") wants to testify!
my cousin Mike B. is awsome. I have looked up to him since I was knee high . His mother, my Aunt Bea, is like a mother to me. she always treated me as though I were her very own. growing up with Mike was both amusing and scary at times. I wasnt going to put his "bizness" in the streets but since he had to tell about a sistas eye boogers, its only fair I tell about his "whoopins" in the basement of my grandmothers house. see this was before all that bull shyt childrens services "oh kidz are too fragile for an azz whoopin "days. then was when spare the rod, spoil the child was shouted from the mountian tops. my aunt spared the rod, but she didnt spare the orange hot wheel tracks. remember those.. whew whee, me and my brother use to listen to Mikes licks thru the vent then take off running after the last lick because we knew he would soon be coming up the stairs and down the hall like a rushing mighty wind. I use to be sooo mad at my aunt for doing that to my big cousin.. Mike had such a temper tho. He respected my aunt, I always thought that temper of his was going to cause him to start choking her or something, but never did ( that I know of (8... Mike got into a lot of shyt but that sure didnt stop me from loving his dirty "draws" when my mom would say we are going to my aunts, or my aunt would say she was picking me up.. all I wanted to know was if Mike was making steak. as a matter of fact, I asked for that for a birthday present. thats how good that mutha's steaks are! it was in Mikes roon I was introduced to rock and roll.. heavy metal... devils music as they use to call it.. ( my mom is a minister) I always use to like to ride with him in my aunts tootsie roll brown t-bird because he would blast Q-FM 96. yeh, that was my big brother and I loved him and still love him to death. I remember Mike use to take me for rides on his back while he crawled around the floor. we use to call it playing monster ( mike is 6 yrs older then me , by the way) one time, I said.. 'You cant eat me Mike" and he burst out laughing saying "NICKI! DONT SAY THAT! THATS BAD?" I couldnt figure out for the life of me, why that was bad.. I still dont see why its bad so long as its not your cousin eating you LOL! now to wrap this up. My cousin it the most brilliant young man I know. He is eccentric in many ways which is why I look up to him so. He lives his life the way he wants to and dont give a damn what anyone thinks of it. He enjoys life and embraces the challanges as well as the good times. I hope my son grows up to be as brilliant as his big cousin Mike. I LOVE YOU MAN! July 29, 2005
Few to just about none are the mortals to whom I must accord veneration, but Mike Brown, aka Shekky the Bastard is one of the most insane and most brilliant people I have been fortunate enough to cross paths with during this particular lifetime.
Let me testify and scream it from the mountaintops. Listen to me people, of the grandeur of Mike Brown. Let me sing his praises, for he is indeed a genius of the airways, a storyteller, a punk gummo, a mastermind of music. From his odd song collection to his unsettling deranged rants, from his semen stained haikus to his affection for cats, Mike kicks ass. He is a titan who bikes and pushes himself to the chasm; who has successfully prevailed against the slings and arrows of mediocrity, and who has become like a god in constitution yet has maintained his kindness and curiosity, his inquisitiveness and open mind. He is intense and mad, mad as they come; yet he manages to thrive. Believe me, he's crazy as fuck. But in a good way. All of you pilgrims listen up. Mike Brown has met with the goddess and she has kissed him and he has come away with all the attributes of a god. He also has an amazing predilection for Barbeque. How many times the sweet smell of meat has greeted me upon returning from some foray into the godforsaked land of alkaline madness, I can not tell. While he is most godlike in apparition, Shekky is also most human in his eminence and he always treats people with respect and dignity. He cares, sincerely. He's one of the few people I know who will drop everything to help out a friend. He is one of the few people I know who isn't waiting for you to finish your sentence so he can talk. No, he actually listens, and this manifests from his Zen like sense of self. He is, in short, someone worth admiration. All Hail Shekky the Bastard. All Hail Mike Brown, for he is truly a demigod. That, and he's a cool guy to hang out with.
Unsu...
July 26, 2005
YOU ARE MY HONEY THIGH
home from work, home from work. argh argh argh arghhhhh! piss and vinegar spewing from every pore on poor mikeb's body. what dickwads, what fuckfaces, what ass-backwards shite. another day, another dollar for my dear warehouse dirtbag. an hour later the coals glow red in the bbq. mikeb sits quietly, arms crossed, tongs in hand, watching the honey thighs glisten. a funky smell wafts from the marinade bowl. it's no old wives' tale, moze insists, toxins hate and anger - it all goes to your thighs. so we drizzle them with honey and cake them in pepper. flip rotate turn, and dinner is served. i eat mikeb's honey thighs. savoring the burnt honey. feeling the pepper warm my tongue. i taste the traces of vitriol still present in the meat. i let it fill my mouth. i chew. i swallow. let the toxins filter through my body to settle eventually in my own thighs. i will care for these hate-filled thighs, clothe them, wash them. when i die, the coroner will slice open my body and as his scalpel reaches my legs a stench will fill the room. he will retch and stare in amazement at the thighs that harbored all the ill will of the world. as he runs from the room, he stops short upon seeing a quiet smile gracing my sleeping face. he collapses under the horrid fumes, his head filled with confusion. he wonders how such a peaceful contentedness could exist on the face of a girl secretly full of fury and rancor. what he does not know is that i have tasted the sweet succulent honey thighs of mikeb.
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