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shekky

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last updated 11/30/09
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now victims of mind control

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you took the bait, now pay the price

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why i call myself a geek

the fear (in Bad Advice ON Any Subject) sometimes i get really scared for no good goddamned reason.

solutions?
discussion post on Tue, December 15, 2009 - 5:58 PM
Re: Sleeping with the fishes (in Bad Advice ON Any Subject) keep patching the holes but replace the lost water with gasoline and be sure to smoke in bed...
discussion post on Mon, December 14, 2009 - 11:00 AM
Re: How many almonds should I staple to the wall? (in Bad Advice ON Any Subject) it's better to use an adhesive rather than a fastener for almonds, especially the plain ones. have you tried using your poop?
discussion post on Sun, December 13, 2009 - 7:00 PM
Re: the yes family tree (in YES Music) wow walt, THANKS for that tidbit! imagine the surprise my listeners will be in for when i drop a black sabbath song in on the "yes family tree" spotlight!
discussion post on Fri, December 11, 2009 - 9:12 AM
the orgasmatrain limited noon to three thursday, 10 dec 09 (in KUSF - ninety point three FM) www.kusfarchives.com

loop guru--yayli
DAM FUNK--CANDY DANCIN'
GIFT OF GAB--SOME OF THE PEOPLE
phil phillips--the evil dope
watts prophets--public enemy number one
GODS GIFT--THE STRONG AND THE WEAK
the fall--shoulder pads no.1

horse--t... read more
discussion post on Thu, December 10, 2009 - 4:11 PM
the orgasmatrain limited noon to three thursday, 10 dec 09 (blog entry) this radio thing is getting to be more and more fun, especially when i'm excited about the music in the KUSF library--the first set was completely out of character for me, i think, but that's how we roll at KUSF. you never know what to expect next... read more
blog entry posted Thu, December 10, 2009 - 3:41 PM permalink - 0 comments
hopeless causes (in Bad Advice ON Any Subject) some people i know just can't be helped by anybody, even themselves.

how do i deal with this?
discussion post on Tue, December 8, 2009 - 7:13 PM
Re: rar files (in iTunes) i can't help you then.
discussion post on Tue, December 8, 2009 - 7:10 PM
Re: rar files (in iTunes) are you using a mac or a PC?
discussion post on Mon, December 7, 2009 - 10:23 PM
Re: shekky says i should start a cult. (in Bad Advice ON Any Subject) the Church of Deep Outer Thoughts From The Inside...
discussion post on Thu, December 3, 2009 - 7:46 PM
the Hashbury Breakfast is served on the Orgasmatrain wednesday 2 dec 6A 9A (in KUSF - ninety point three FM)
www.kusf-archives.com/2009/12...kky.html


LOWELL BRAMS--ALPHA TO THETA
magic hour--sunrise

mccoy tyner--contemporary focus
MIKE OLSON--INCIDENTAL 6
BETHLEHEM PROGRESSIVE ENSEMBLE--CALL TO WORSHIP/MAKE WAY ... read more
discussion post on Thu, December 3, 2009 - 7:42 PM
the Orgasmatrain serves an unscheduled Hashbury Breakfast, wednesday 2 dec 09 6A-9A (blog entry) all i can say is that anybody who holds the three in the morning to six AM or the six AM to nine in the morning shifts at KUSF (or any other radio station for that matter) has genital organs cast from pig iron. the last time i did a show at this g... read more
blog entry posted Thu, December 3, 2009 - 7:41 PM permalink - 1 comment
Re: milwaukee women (in Bad Advice ON Any Subject) start your own religious cult.
discussion post on Thu, December 3, 2009 - 7:08 PM
the last ones standing (blog entry) well folks, if you're reading this, i've kept you on here at tribe after slashing well over a hundred profiles from my list of friends here at tribe.net.

here's to the survival of tribe.net!
blog entry posted Tue, December 1, 2009 - 8:00 PM permalink - 11 comments
Re: Unbalanced (in Bad Advice ON Any Subject) make cranberry sauce pruno. (jail wine)
discussion post on Tue, December 1, 2009 - 4:25 PM
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"you Repair things with Tools, but you Fix things with a hammer"
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"come hang with the Punk Rock Mafia"
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"these things seem to work"
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life at the Flying Buffalo Ranch

BNSF on the Donner Pass...March, 2008
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this radio thing is getting to be more and more fun, especially when i'm excited about the music in the KUSF library--the first set was completely out of character for me, i think, but that's how we roll at KUSF. you never know what to expect next. when the link is up on the archives, give this show a listen and take a break from the consumeristic madness of the Great State Sancttioned Holiday Season

www.kusfarchives.com

loop guru--yayli
DAM FUNK--CANDY DANCIN'
GIFT OF GAB--SOME OF TH... read more
Thu, December 10, 2009 - 3:41 PM permalink - 0 comments
 
all i can say is that anybody who holds the three in the morning to six AM or the six AM to nine in the morning shifts at KUSF (or any other radio station for that matter) has genital organs cast from pig iron. the last time i did a show at this godawful hour, my mind and body were out of sync for three days afterwards...and i somehow ended up with nasty saddle sores. go figure.

never mind balls of steel, godawful hours or nasty little ass sores. i'm happy to have been given this opportuni... read more
Thu, December 3, 2009 - 7:41 PM permalink - 1 comment
 
well folks, if you're reading this, i've kept you on here at tribe after slashing well over a hundred profiles from my list of friends here at tribe.net.

here's to the survival of tribe.net!
Tue, December 1, 2009 - 8:00 PM permalink - 11 comments
 
holy sheepshit almighty...just eighteen songs in three hours...honestly, i don't mean to do this...

www.kusfarchives.com


george gruntz--magreb contata

OOIOO--UDA HAH
ex girl--space mushroom
POPITILOPITILUS--"A" SIDE 7" SINGLE

LOWELL BRAMS--ALPHA TO THETA
buffalo daughter--super blooper
rush--by tor and the snow dog
RUSTED SHUT--HEART OF HELL
eyvnd kang--thin, rabid, pearly tunnel
oumou sangare--iyo djele
FOOL'S GOLD--NIGHT DANCING

gong--escape control delete
AIR--AFR... read more
Thu, November 26, 2009 - 11:24 PM permalink - 0 comments
 
little ginelli wasn't feeling well, so i foolishly agreed to take the controls in studio A this morning, infections, pain and all. maybe i should get somebody to kick or stab me every time i hit the airwaves, because this turned out to be a pretty damned good show in my mind. with that in mind, maybe i can train my cats to chew on my flesh while i'm sleeping...surprises in this show include the hiroshi ultra, something from the late nineties i had completely forgotten about, brother jt and vi... read more
Thu, November 19, 2009 - 3:57 AM permalink - 0 comments
 
now that i have been assigned a regular slot on the KUSF schedule until the end of january (and perhaps beyond) the orgasmatrain is now a limited...similar to amtrak trains like the coast starlight or the california zephyr. the big difference between the orgasmatrain limited and the coast starlight is that my train RUNS ON TIME and you get to listen to elvin jones, rusted shut and masonna while you're ripping down the air-rails at track speed...

www.kusfarchives.com

mainhorse--beautiful... read more
Thu, November 12, 2009 - 4:00 PM permalink - 0 comments
 
ok...here's a new low...just twenty songs in three hours...but let me tell you...when the Orgasmatrain is roaring down the tracks at nearly eighty miles an hour at six, seven, eight o' clock in the morning, all you want to hear is long assed songs while you're enjoying the Hashbury Breakfast...listen later at www.kusf-archives.com/2009/11...kky.html and tune in next thursday at noon when i begin my every-other-week regular shift...

yes--close to the edge
MIRI... read more
Thu, November 5, 2009 - 7:49 PM permalink - 0 comments
 
so i think bryan chandler (the man who usually sits in the Big Chair during this time slot on this day) has been in his back yard, furiously digging up a large amount of cash he buried sometime during 1999. if any of you plan on burying cash or ANYTHING perishable on your property with a mind towards excavating it in ten years or so, be sure to wrap what you're putting in the ground with some sort of plastic...or you'll end up with a lot of stinky, moldy mush on your hands...

the archives ... read more
Thu, October 29, 2009 - 1:02 PM permalink - 0 comments
 
there was a minor brain fart involved in this broadcast. normally, i play the local show from number ten to number one. this time, i did it the other way around...playing number ten last and number one first. nobody really seemed to care. i guess that's why they call it dope, huh?

as for the local show, i wanted to find local jazz and find local jazz i did...i'd never heard or aired the rova saxaphone quartet...but a thirteen minute skronky jazz tune is perfect to cue up when you've been d... read more
Sat, October 24, 2009 - 8:39 AM permalink - 0 comments
 
this saturday and sunday was designated by stereo steve as a big KUSF CD library re-organization. i couldn't think of a better time to have been asked by terror bull ted if i could host the weekly KUSF jukebox show that ended about a half hour ago--the library slams are a perfect opportunity for those of us who have been with KUSF a while to re-acquaint ourselves with music we might have forgotten about over the years, like eyvind kang and godhead silo...along with mixing in a few bits and pi... read more
Sun, October 18, 2009 - 10:43 PM permalink - 0 comments
 
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why they call it dope

the (new) behavioral pit
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opinions, not facts...

May 26, 2007
Having never actually done radio with Shekky, or even meeting him in person, I can tell you he's one stand up guy...unless he's broadcasting, then he's sitting down. Either way, I trust him with a transmitter, and that's what life is all about, really.
April 8, 2007
I'll have to thank people.tribe.net/bobzilla Bobzilla for introducing me to the show. It's nice to fall sleepy to. xo
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September 21, 2005
first let me say, I'm not writing this just because mike wrote one about me.. hell, I just joined tribe and wasnt even sure what the whole testimonial thing was all about. now that I know, I 's ( pronounced "eyez") wants to testify!

my cousin Mike B. is awsome. I have looked up to him since I was knee high . His mother, my Aunt Bea, is like a mother to me. she always treated me as though I were her very own. growing up with Mike was both amusing and scary at times. I wasnt going to put his "bizness" in the streets but since he had to tell about a sistas eye boogers, its only fair I tell about his "whoopins" in the basement of my grandmothers house. see this was before all that bull shyt childrens services "oh kidz are too fragile for an azz whoopin "days. then was when spare the rod, spoil the child was shouted from the mountian tops. my aunt spared the rod, but she didnt spare the orange hot wheel tracks. remember those.. whew whee, me and my brother use to listen to Mikes licks thru the vent then take off running after the last lick because we knew he would soon be coming up the stairs and down the hall like a rushing mighty wind. I use to be sooo mad at my aunt for doing that to my big cousin.. Mike had such a temper tho. He respected my aunt, I always thought that temper of his was going to cause him to start choking her or something, but never did ( that I know of (8... Mike got into a lot of shyt but that sure didnt stop me from loving his dirty "draws" when my mom would say we are going to my aunts, or my aunt would say she was picking me up.. all I wanted to know was if Mike was making steak. as a matter of fact, I asked for that for a birthday present. thats how good that mutha's steaks are! it was in Mikes roon I was introduced to rock and roll.. heavy metal... devils music as they use to call it.. ( my mom is a minister) I always use to like to ride with him in my aunts tootsie roll brown t-bird because he would blast Q-FM 96. yeh, that was my big brother and I loved him and still love him to death. I remember Mike use to take me for rides on his back while he crawled around the floor. we use to call it playing monster ( mike is 6 yrs older then me , by the way) one time, I said.. 'You cant eat me Mike" and he burst out laughing saying "NICKI! DONT SAY THAT! THATS BAD?" I couldnt figure out for the life of me, why that was bad.. I still dont see why its bad so long as its not your cousin eating you LOL! now to wrap this up. My cousin it the most brilliant young man I know. He is eccentric in many ways which is why I look up to him so. He lives his life the way he wants to and dont give a damn what anyone thinks of it. He enjoys life and embraces the challanges as well as the good times. I hope my son grows up to be as brilliant as his big cousin Mike.

I LOVE YOU MAN!
July 29, 2005
Few to just about none are the mortals to whom I must accord veneration, but Mike Brown, aka Shekky the Bastard is one of the most insane and most brilliant people I have been fortunate enough to cross paths with during this particular lifetime.

Let me testify and scream it from the mountaintops. Listen to me people, of the grandeur of Mike Brown.

Let me sing his praises, for he is indeed a genius of the airways, a storyteller, a punk gummo, a mastermind of music. From his odd song collection to his unsettling deranged rants, from his semen stained haikus to his affection for cats, Mike kicks ass. He is a titan who bikes and pushes himself to the chasm; who has successfully prevailed against the slings and arrows of mediocrity, and who has become like a god in constitution yet has maintained his kindness and curiosity, his inquisitiveness and open mind.

He is intense and mad, mad as they come; yet he manages to thrive. Believe me, he's crazy as fuck. But in a good way.

All of you pilgrims listen up. Mike Brown has met with the goddess and she has kissed him and he has come away with all the attributes of a god. He also has an amazing predilection for Barbeque. How many times the sweet smell of meat has greeted me upon returning from some foray into the godforsaked land of alkaline madness, I can not tell.

While he is most godlike in apparition, Shekky is also most human in his eminence and he always treats people with respect and dignity. He cares, sincerely. He's one of the few people I know who will drop everything to help out a friend. He is one of the few people I know who isn't waiting for you to finish your sentence so he can talk. No, he actually listens, and this manifests from his Zen like sense of self. He is, in short, someone worth admiration.

All Hail Shekky the Bastard. All Hail Mike Brown, for he is truly a demigod.

That, and he's a cool guy to hang out with.
Unsu...
 
July 26, 2005
YOU ARE MY HONEY THIGH

home from work, home from work. argh argh argh arghhhhh! piss and vinegar spewing from every pore on poor mikeb's body. what dickwads, what fuckfaces, what ass-backwards shite. another day, another dollar for my dear warehouse dirtbag.

an hour later the coals glow red in the bbq. mikeb sits quietly, arms crossed, tongs in hand, watching the honey thighs glisten. a funky smell wafts from the marinade bowl. it's no old wives' tale, moze insists, toxins hate and anger - it all goes to your thighs. so we drizzle them with honey and cake them in pepper. flip rotate turn, and dinner is served.

i eat mikeb's honey thighs. savoring the burnt honey. feeling the pepper warm my tongue. i taste the traces of vitriol still present in the meat. i let it fill my mouth. i chew. i swallow. let the toxins filter through my body to settle eventually in my own thighs. i will care for these hate-filled thighs, clothe them, wash them.

when i die, the coroner will slice open my body and as his scalpel reaches my legs a stench will fill the room. he will retch and stare in amazement at the thighs that harbored all the ill will of the world. as he runs from the room, he stops short upon seeing a quiet smile gracing my sleeping face. he collapses under the horrid fumes, his head filled with confusion. he wonders how such a peaceful contentedness could exist on the face of a girl secretly full of fury and rancor.

what he does not know is that i have tasted the sweet succulent honey thighs of mikeb.
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i am, believe it or not, an Eagle Scout. i was in a boy scout cult-like fraternity called "the order of the arrow". we worshipped earthworms and ate acorns. here is the emblem my lodge used in 1977. these patches are now worth a few dollars
 
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