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Note: I am not a respectful person and reserve my right to be an asshole if necessary. In fact, I not only wish to violate the copyright on hatred, I actually want to VIOLATE HATRED with parts of my body that I haven't yet discovered, and I don't know what the bylaws say about that and nor do I care. I have read the terms of use on everything from tribe to dryers and I truly hope that I can violate all these terms. I will ride a dryer to orgasm while I write a hate piece so offensive that Bil...
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Mon, January 26, 2009 - 11:16 PM
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It's not a matter of how long you live. Or even a matter of how wealthy you live. Even a scumfuck like myself can disprove the notion that you can expect fully to live to be 23 and no more and still you find yourself alive a couple of decades later still broke and still in love with it all. Drink, shoot smack, lock yourself in a trailer with lesbians, raise a child, eat more acid than Leary, screw your boyfriend's mom, pick up a guitar and scream about it all, then vote republican just to see...
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Thu, January 22, 2009 - 11:06 PM
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It has recently come to my attention that some people think that the apocalypse is coming sometime on or about the year 2012. This is so horribly wrong that I find myself with no alternative but to drink an entire bottle of robitussun cough syrup and masturbate to comfort myself from the idea that my fellow humans are so inexplicably wrong and ignorant that they don't see that the apocalypse has already happened.
Fri, January 16, 2009 - 1:03 AM
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For the record the end of days happened on July 13 1969 for no particular re... read more
So I was reading a post on the craigslist musicians section complaining about the totally corrupt state of SXSW and wondering to myself if we couldn't do a good job of at least partially restoring that festival to a bit of it's former glory. I mean it started out as a place where unsigned musicians would find a&r reps and get themselves signed. Now it's just bands that are already signed showcasing for the rest of the industry to masturbate to while counting the days till the Back Street Boys...
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Fri, January 16, 2009 - 12:01 AM
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Never has a human endured so much bat shit hilarious suffering as I have this week. It hurts from the swollen bee stung finger all the way to my swollen pride and I can say with absolute resolution that I am NEVER drinking robitussin again. Don't get me wrong now, by NEVER I mean maybe yeah as soon as I forget how incredibly painful this hangover is. Sweet zombie jesus I could just bitch for days about this and need to just so that moment never comes when I'm just left with the delightful mem...
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Mon, January 5, 2009 - 9:14 AM
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discussion post on Mon, December 7, 2009 - 12:46 PM
I wish to violate the copyright on hatred
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Note: I am not a respectful person and reserve my right to be an asshole if necessary. In fact, I not only wish to violate the copyright on hatred, I actually want to VIOLATE HATRED with parts of my body that I haven't yet discovered, and I don't ...
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blog entry posted Mon, January 26, 2009 - 11:16 PM
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Sanity
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It's not a matter of how long you live. Or even a matter of how wealthy you live. Even a scumfuck like myself can disprove the notion that you can expect fully to live to be 23 and no more and still you find yourself alive a couple of decades late...
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Irresponsible thoughts.
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It has recently come to my attention that some people think that the apocalypse is coming sometime on or about the year 2012. This is so horribly wrong that I find myself with no alternative but to drink an entire bottle of robitussun cough syrup ...
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blog entry posted Fri, January 16, 2009 - 1:03 AM
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Wanted: Bands that love satan and shoot patchouli intraveinously
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So I was reading a post on the craigslist musicians section complaining about the totally corrupt state of SXSW and wondering to myself if we couldn't do a good job of at least partially restoring that festival to a bit of it's former glory. I mea...
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