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Dmitri aka Papa Smurf

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joined on 01/08/06
last updated 08/03/09
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I do not accept random friends !!!

So I am very open to meeting new people and being friends. However...

Unless I've met you in person (and liked you), talked to you online for a while, or are somehow extremely attracted to you, I WILL NOT ACCEPT YOUR FRIEND INVITE.

I believe in quality over quantity. I share personal things with my friends, and do not want that to suffer because I've let a lot of total strangers on my friends list.

If you ask me before taking any time to get to know me at all, I'll probably just ignore you--as it means you didn't even bother to read my profile!

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about me
so lemme get this straight, its NOT ok to believe in a made up religion where alien biegns from a planet called "Xenu" implanted their souls into volcanoes,

BUT it IS ok to believe that a mythical anthropomorphic, self paranoid ego-manic "Bible-God" impregnated a virgin in order to give birth to himself in order to be sacrificed to himself in order to sit beside himself in order to save the world from himself as some kind of sadistic experiment in self replicating redemption by fillings the heads of precious innocent impressionable children with disturbing stories of hell and damnation and devils and eternal suffering.

Are magical invisible green elephants who control the universe from their homes inside doorknobs any less real in the minds of psychopaths in insane asylums?
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I recently corresponded with XRAY AIMS, a well respected BDSM play piercer in the Boston area, in regards to organizing a small introductory workshop. The workshop would be a one hour of talk/demonstration with worksheets. And one hour of hands-on coached piercing.

"The way I teach I unpack my gear and explain everything as if I'm walking in to have a scene with someone."

He charges $250 for 2.5hour session with limit of 18people.

Final cost would vary on actual number of people and... read more
Tue, May 12, 2009 - 12:55 PM permalink - 6 comments
 
"I love you! You're beautiful people and you're all so important to me, and I love you all!" -Gabriel Feld, every time.

Obituary to run Monday and Tuesday in the Boston Globe:
GABRIEL FELD
04/26/2009

Gabriel Feld, age 24 of Jamaica Plain formerly of Brookline, On April 24, 2009. Dear son of Phyllis and Gerald Feld of Newton and Gloucester .Devoted brother of Jonah Feld. Dear grandson of Ida Belsky and the late Max and Anne Feld and the late Max .

Graveside services at Sharon Memori... read more
Mon, April 27, 2009 - 6:48 AM permalink - 0 comments
 
shibarismurf.com
I finally finished the website, moved it to my own server and its finally up and running the way I wanted it to ! Check it out, let me know what you think.
Tue, March 31, 2009 - 4:35 PM permalink - 5 comments
 
i.gizmodo.com/5164863/12+...-and-estonia

While the rest of the world thinks of how to get oil, my people use build illegal pipelines... country of friggin engineers...
Thu, March 5, 2009 - 12:23 PM permalink - 4 comments
 
x-posted for nicole from here: people.tribe.net/99f22530-...ea11a/blog


Come live with me!
Thu, February 26, 2009 - 4:29 AM
One of my roommates unfortunately had to move out so my other roommie and I are looking to fill the space in our freak-friendly household, most hopefully with a friend or a friend of a friend, or some such thing.

Available March 1 or April 1
$650 mo (Heat + Hot water included), we pay Ele... read more
Thu, February 26, 2009 - 6:03 AM permalink - 2 comments
 
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