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After I read this article I began to think that maybe I chose the wrong profession! If I get caught confiscating drugs from my students for my personal enjoyment I'd probably go to jail and never be able to teach again! But, if a Piggy does it and gets caught, he and his wife are not charges as criminals! Sure, he loses his job, feels retardedly embarrassed, but he can get another Bacon job as a 5-0 anywhere, anytime!

Once again we learn that power corrupts and life's not fair and if ... read more
Thu, May 10, 2007 - 3:08 PM permalink - 9 comments
it is official. i have uber dorked out to the max!

Last week i was talked into starting a tribe. I thought that there was already a tribe for freakin everything, but i was wrong- BIG time! Know what we were missin? A tribe dedicated to improving international relationships between muscians and live music lovers; a tribe paying tribute to the most awesome japanese jam band EVER.......(drum roll please) MELTONE!!!

So now i have the huge responsibility of 'managing' the tribe. WTF di... read more
Wed, March 7, 2007 - 7:42 PM permalink - 3 comments
For a $10 pipe
How can i gripe?
The worlds smallest functioning pipe!

You made Bamboo
A Woot Woot! Hoo!
Now I'm all boo hoo hoo!

Gone in just one clumsy drop.
Now the smokins got to stop.
And I'll be cleaning with a freakin mop!

For a $10 pipe
How can i gripe?
Ode to the worlds smallest functioning pipe!
Tue, March 6, 2007 - 1:34 PM permalink - 1 comment
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