first thing: I'm not moving back to Georgia. I definitely considered and decided "no" so stop your worrying, you adorable Columbia freakies.

second: I'm living with George (Sidhe) and her daughter, Rhea, and (temporarily) Frey- the crazy red-headed beauty-boy until he smashes is spooky self into New York City.

I impressed him, today, with my impression of a deep-south teenager confronting me by phone after I squirted her car with wiper fluid from my dysfunctional Jeep Cherokee... funny story, really.

Speaking of my sweet little Jeep-y Karma-Wagon Baby cakes. She's better now. She has new calipers, breaks, break lines, and four new tires so I can slam my brakes in the rain without killing anyone or myself. But, I've decided, she's still illegal to drive, in five ways:
1) While I was riding my bike for two months, my insurance lapsed
2)I don't have the title (sorry papa)
3) tags expired
4) haven't paid taxes on it, for this year
and
5) busted tail light.

I'm on top of it, though. In the meantime... my perfectly-functioning heap of freedom remains PARKED!

Also... got my wings worked on (a little bit) recently. They're shaping up and looking good. All the black-work is done and, next time I have money and pain tolerance, we'll start with color. For the moment, though, I'm still licking my pretty new wounds. Thank you, Eric Michalovic

And... In June, Columbia Alternacirque is teaming up with Deft Key - my new favorite (and uber-sexy) composer of music to make you bliss. He's sweating in the studio right now. Sounds like fun times for the Art Bar show (June 27th).

Plus... George and I are turning her pretty pink house, in the Granby Mill Village, into a party fortress this Saturday. She says that all are invited as long as they
1)bring shit
2)don't steal shit
and
3)don't break shit

I have to add 4)if you have to take a shit... hold the handle down and count to five (it's a low-flush jon) If you're a boy and it's just a 1: pee in the yard. no big deal. seriously.

Did I tell you I've been listening to Man Man's new album Rabbit Habbits? highly recommend.