Ok ok... I'll get back to work in just a sec. Just wanted to update you on my contuing TOILET WOES at Waycross college. I been drinkin' caffeine this morning to get me through some research...

after a particularly dreary lecture on Western Europe's transition out of the fall of Rome and into this sort of weird Middle Ages religious takeover by the Papacy....

I REALLY had to pee. And apparently so did the female portion of the World Civiliztions class. So that bathroom is really hoppin' with business (tee hee). I sat down on the jon to rest my head on my hands (something you shouldn't do at a WC bathroom). Just as I was wrapping my brain around the workings of Gregory the Great, the toilet flushed under me. It startled me so much that I actually yelped and then I heard an echo of knowing giggles coming from neighbory stall. Sounds like everyone has been 'GOT' by the infrared automatic toilet flushy thingy... I was overcome with a great sense of community just then.