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Simon

joined on 04/16/04
last updated 04/29/08
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In the Flesh Encounters

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My Testimonials

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December 29, 2007
the rumors are all true!
unabashedly kind and generous
sexy and charming
with a wicked streak that makes a girl...
shriek!!!
December 27, 2007
Simon is a friend whore. I'm only writing this testimonial to bolster his self-esteem and shut him up.

(Oh, and I guess he's nice too.) (hehe)
September 21, 2007
Some people dream, some people fantasize....
Now take your deepest darkest desires, and that's the In Real Life that Simon leads.... ;) ... and perhaps will invite you to have a taste of, too. Mmm.
August 28, 2007
Simon is very quickly becoming one of my favorite people. A brilliant woo pitcher and unprecedented warm fuzzies giver. It seems almost redundant at this point to bring up his intense sexiness, yum!
And so sassy!
May 3, 2007
A true a rennisance man, a thinker, and formost a gentleman. If you are at a party and Simon is there, you know you made a good decision to go out.

If I had a sister in the area, I'd try to lock them in a closet together.
March 20, 2007
In honor of his 41st birthday, I think it's about damn time I wrote Simon a testimonial.
I've only had the pleasure of getting together with you once and unfortunately it was under pretty mundane circumstances. However, I found you to be damn interesting and have followed your journey off and on through your blog. It's been nice to see you moving out of the rut you were stuck in (mostly because of your kindness, I think) and heading on toward happier times. I toast you, "May all your challanges be interesting ones, may you never be short of good friends, may the money fairy remember you often, and may your bed never be empty unless you need a good night's sleep! Cheers!"
February 14, 2007
Simon tastes like.... sushi. no wasabi needed.
February 14, 2007
Simon is one of the most charming Tribesters I have yet to met in real life. He manages to be both polite and lascivious at all times! *smooch*
August 1, 2006
The mystery that is Simon. Who is this man?
Simon is like an artichoke, so many layers with a rewarding heart at his center.

The outer layers of Simon that a casual aquaintance may observe include: an introverted, dry-witted, subtley serious/tough man’s man with a devilish grin who likes the stereotypical boy’s toys such as cars, cigars, weapons. He is fond of old movies with suave/smooth-talking leading men or action flicks with tough guys, and sexually dominating a woman.

Parts of him are old fashioned, but in the most favorable classic sense. He doesn’t get caught up in the latest fads. Simon appreciates the finer things, but he is not hung up on them. He is quite practical, but on occasion will splurge on himself or you. His style is timeless. He feels strongly about many principles he lives by, and doesn’t like it when logistics in his life or pressure from others try to sway him to take a different path. Simon is not presumptuous or superficial, in the way he lives or in conversation. He will pretty much tell you directly what he thinks. You may not always agree with him (and he enjoys a healthy debate), but he will not discount you as a friend without serious cause. He values friendships deeply and will do what he can to help another as well as be there to just pal around.

What’s even more fascinating is how he so seductively teases you with glimpses of his inner layers. Just enough to make you want to find out more. The Simon that is also romantic, thoughtful, affectionate, compassionate. He will snuggle, caress, laugh and joke, hold you and whisper softly.

I count myself fortunate to have Simon in my life. A treasured gem.
April 28, 2006
we've created a monster. i remember when simon was this nice quiet guy, now he gets us all confusing all sorts of fun wickedness as a great moderator keeping it all in line. i don't think i can say enough how much i adore him.
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January 25, 2006
How cool is Simon?
Simon is soooo cool…..
That he doesn’t sleep. He waits.
The Dinosaurs looked at him the wrong way once…. ONCE.
He counted to infinity - twice.
Simon sleeps with a night light.
Not because he’s afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of him.
And most importantly,
Simon is not hung like a horse...
horses are hung like Simon.
Arf!
December 11, 2005
Simon in three words:

Oh.
My.
God.
December 11, 2005
Ah, Simon. He makes me swoon, and is good at creating the most enjoyable kind of mischief.
Unsu...
 
November 24, 2005
Ah Simon...he is a keeper. Devilish charm. Master of flirtation. Sexy voice. And a truly erotic mind. It has been exactly a year since he and I have started taunting one another, and I am more entranced with each encounter. Ladies, if there were ever a man worthy of adoration, it is Simon. Thanks Simon, for being you, and all that entails....including putting up with me.
September 7, 2005
Simon is a super nice guy. Magnetic I'd say. Perhaps it's the way that he so intently listens. Perhaps it's the way that he's such a complete gentleman. Maybe it's the thing that makes other people think he's a law enforcement officer. Whatever it is I think you're excused if you just wanna kiss him, it's like the Bermuda Triangle you just sucked in, but in a good way.
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All u wanted 2 know bt were afraid 2 ask

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about me
Hmm all about Simon in 250 words or less.... nope cant do it, sorry ;)
Long story short~nice guy despite what some of my tribes may suggest to some, open minded as all hell, liberatarian in beliefs entering a stage of rediscovery of me and reinvention of a better happier me... so please excuse any mess during the remodel but feel to assist if you care to ;)

A few more key facts about me: I am both happily divorced and happily Poly. I warn you now that I am a flirt, I make no apologies for that aspect of my personality, I enjoy it & hope that you do too.
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Party Promoting Peeps & Orgs

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Moderated Tribes

Yes I have a few that I moderate, they span quite a spectrum of subjects from G to Adult, wholesome to pervy, all fun in nature though I hope. Any one alone might suggest an incorrect assessment of me even all of them taken together would not give you a clear picture as some of the tribes were simply inherited, others a lark & still others are serious so before looking and passing judgment take an additional moment to scratch the surface, get to know me then if we do not connect, continue on your way in peace.

One further note, as a rule I do not allow people with blank profiles to join, if you are not comfortable enough with yourself and with whatever the topics maybe then I am sorry.

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Thoughts of a sane man in a insane world

I just think this is so awesome that I thought I would share!

Update on Joe Arpaio

Oh, there's MUCH more to know about Sheriff Joe!


Maricopa County was spending approx. $18 million dollars a year on stray animals, like cats and dogs. Sheriff Joe offered to take the department over, and the County Supervisors said okay

The animal shelters are now all staffed and operated by prisoners. They feed and care for the strays. Every animal in his care is taken out and walked twice daily. He now has prisoners who are experts in animal nutrition and behavior. They give great classes for anyone who'd like to adopt an animal. He has literally taken stray dogs off the street, given them to the care of prisoners, and had them place in dog shows.

The best part? His budget for the entire department is now under $3 million. Teresa and I adopted a Weimaraner from a Maricopa County shelter two years ago. He was neutered, and current on all shots, in great health, and even had a microchip inserted the day we got him. Cost us $78
The prisoners get the benefit of about $0.28 an hour for working, but most would work for free, just to be out of their cells for the day. Most of his bud get is for utilities, building maintenance, etc. He pays the prisoners out of the fees collected for adopted animals.
I have long wondered when the rest of the country would take a look at the way he runs the jail system, and copy some of his ideas. He has a huge farm, donated to the county years ago, where inmates can work, and they grow most of their own fresh vegetables and food, doing all the work and harvesting by hand. He has a pretty good sized hog farm, which provides meat, and fertilizer. It fertilizes the Christmas tree nursery, where prisoners work, and you can buy a living Christmas tree for $6 - $8 for the Holidays, and plant it later We have six trees in our yard from the Prison.
Yup, he was reelected last year with 83% of the vote.
Now he's in trouble with the ACLU again. He painted all his buses and vehicles with a mural, that has a special hotline phone number painted on it, where you can call and report suspected illegal aliens. Immigrations and Customs Enforcement wasn't doing enough in his eyes, so he had 40 deputies trained specifically for enforcing immigration laws, started up his hotline, and bought 4 new buses just for hauling folks back to the border. He's kind of a 'Git-R Dun' kind of Sheriff.
TO THOSE OF YOU NOT FAMILIAR WITH JOE ARPAIO

HE IS THE MARICOPA ARIZONA COUNTY SHERIFF

AND HE KEEPS GETTING ELECTED OVER AND OVER
THIS IS ONE OF THE REASONS WHY:

Sheriff Joe Arpaio (In Arizona) who created the 'Tent City Jail':
He has jail meals down to 40 cents a serving and charges the inmates for them.

He stopped smoking and porno magazines in the jails. Took away their weights Cut off al l but 'G' movies.

He started chain gangs so the inmates could do free work on county and city projects.

Then He Started Chain Gangs For Women So He Wouldn't Get
Sued For Discrimination.

He took away cable TV Until he found out there was A Federal Court Order that Required Cable TV For Jails So He Hooked Up The Cable TV Again Only Let In The Disney Channel And The Weather Channel.

When asked why the weather channel He Replied, So They Will Know How Hot It's Gonna Be While They Are Working
ON My Chain Gangs.

He Cut Off Coffee Since It Has Zero Nutritional Value.

When the inmates complained, he told them, 'This Isn't The Ritz/Carlton.....If You Don't Like It, Don't Come Back.'

He bought Newt Gingrich's lecture series on videotape that he pipes into the jails.

When asked by a reporter if he had any lecture series by a Democrat, he replied that a democratic lecture series might explain why a lot of the inmates were in his jails in the first place.

More On The Arizona Sheriff:

With Temperatures Being Even Hotter Than Usual In Phoenix (116 Degrees Just Set A New Record), the Associated Press Reports:
About 2,000 Inmates Living In A Barbed-Wire-Surrounded Tent Encampment At The Maricopa County Jail Have Been Given Permission To Strip Down To Their Government-Issued
Pink Boxer Shorts.

On Wednesday, hundreds of men wearing boxers were either curled up on their bunk beds or chatted in the tents, which reached
138 Degrees inside the week before.

Many were also swathed in wet, pink towels as sweat collected on their chests and dripped
down to their PINK SOCKS.

'It Feels Like We Are In A Furnace,' Said James Zanzot, An Inmate Who Has Lived In The TENTS for 1 year. 'It's Inhumane.'

Joe Arpaio, the tough-guy sheriff who created the tent city and long ago started making his prisoners wear pink, and eat bologna sandwiches, is not one bit sympathetic. He said Wednesday that he told all of the inmates: 'It's 120 Degrees In Iraq And Our Soldiers Are Living In Tents Too, And They Have To Wear Full Battle Gear,
But They Didn't Commit Any Crimes,So Shut Your Damned Mouths!'

Way To Go , Sheriff!
Maybe if all prisons were like this one there would be a lot less crime and/or repeat offenders. Criminals should be punished for their crimes - not live in luxury until it's time for their parole, only to go out and commit another crime so they can get back in to live on taxpayers money and enjoy things taxpayers can't afford to have for themselves.

If you agree, pass this on. If not, just delete it.

YOU HAVE PROBABLY SEEN THIS BEFORE. I HAVE SEEN PART OF IT BUT NOT ALL OF IT.
Sheriff Joe was just reelected Sheriff in Maricopa County , Arizona .
Tue, February 19, 2008 - 9:56 AM permalink - 3 comments
 
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