Simon may be a Brit, but he can't seem to get a handle on making Pimms. What is *wrong* with you, boy??
Its so nice to be seeing more of you. I am enchanted by your brilliance.

Simon has the *best* hats.

The Man with the Million-Dollar Brain. Better get tight with this boyo now, so you can say you "knew him when." Simon's a genuine 9000rpm, turbocharged whiz kid of the first water, who is always ready to play a mental game of badminton (goodminton?) or powerlift Really Big Thoughts. There's always a spark in this man's eye, and his passion and verve are infectious. He's a natural stimulant! And wouldn't you know it, but on top of all of that, Simon is also just a darned nice guy. The world is quaking in its boots.

Simon somehow manages to be brilliant, extremely considerate, confident and capable of fixing things all at the same time! Not many Simons around. Too bad the world isn't run by Simon (he isn't the kind of egoist who would want to tell everyone else what to do anyway).

simon! why he's wonderful. didn't you already know that? adventurous, brilliant, so so nice. great cook, handy fixer guy, helps out a friend. gosh just ask me, i'll rave on demand.