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Iris

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joined on 12/12/07
last updated 08/04/08
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the most delicious ones

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awwwww. niceness!

April 13, 2008
It's not often as an adult that you get the sheer unadulterated joy of meeting someone and in lil kid like fashion recognizing yr soul mate in silliness and laughter. Iris is a rare bloom and it makes me giddy to be able to join her garden party. So real and true that caricature is always comedy, never cruel. Lady, for real and true...I am ELATED to be yr friend. Even if your feet are too big and I can't borrow the scads of fabulous shoes.
April 11, 2008
Iris:GINBERRY! <hug hug hug>
GB: HUGE sigh of relief...."OH thank god! A lady without stress..."
Iris: "just lose the fools, and come sit with us, we love you!"

yep miss, you saved me that night with your bright smile and your lovin hugs. Thank god there be Iris when i need to hide or impersonate someone else.

YOU is ona the good ones, some of the glue that holds my community together. Humbly thankful for you!
January 1, 2008
cheers to my foul-mouthed, hard-drinking, overly-opinionated, shit-talking sister with totally different parents. you love me and keep me sane when the world seems hell-bent on breaking me in half. so completely glad yer my neighbor.
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the sound of one hand clapping

Gender
Female
Age
32
Location
about me
tall, dorky, loud, funny and weird.

heart-on-my-sleeve and an open book.

hot-tempered and absent-minded.

lover of beauty.

and kittens.


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the trouble i've seen

weirdness, or keri & mz must really be rubbing off on me because i'm blogging about my FEELINGS. (blog entry) i just found out that a man i was dating last winter has a new girlfriend that is jealous, rude to his family & friends and not cute. she picks fights with him at the bar, accuses him of talking to other girls when he's on the phone with work, sco... read more
blog entry posted Wed, August 20, 2008 - 4:33 PM permalink - 17 comments
a real man should... (blog entry) from (of all kinda trashy things) Viceland.com Do's and Don'ts:

www.viceland.com/int/dd.php

"A grown-ass man should be able to change a tire, drive stick, do CPR, set a bone, gut a fish, build a wall, throw a punch, shoot a gu... read more
blog entry posted Wed, August 13, 2008 - 9:57 PM permalink - 8 comments
free laffs/sesame street blasphemy/gangsta rap/for those over 30 (blog entry)
from one of my most favorite blogs:

www.deusexmalcontent.com/2008/...e.html

as Chez put it so succinctly: This is pretty much the greatest thing ever.

slightly NSFW due to language but yer head'll be bobbin and i g... read more
blog entry posted Tue, August 12, 2008 - 12:46 PM permalink - 1 comment
ROAR! (blog entry) oh, holy crap. that was a fantastic party. many thanks to kevee for the venue and to drew for bein' born. to julie for my ears and tail bits (can't believe it's my first one!) to ham & swiss for booty shakin' hilarity and to manoj for keeping the ... read more
blog entry posted Mon, August 4, 2008 - 5:55 PM permalink - 4 comments
Re: Are you SURE you're camping with the Bomb Squad?? Everyone read! (in Mobile Groove Bomb) oooo and here i've paid my dues and get no spankin's. shoot. anyhoo...the PAB (the keri and iris show) will be bringing one unit of luxury car (AKA keri's Hyundai Sonata--it's just like a Mercedes!) and a big tent that we're borrowing from someone... read more
discussion post on Thu, July 31, 2008 - 4:39 PM
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trash-talkin' and random observiness

i just found out that a man i was dating last winter has a new girlfriend that is jealous, rude to his family & friends and not cute. she picks fights with him at the bar, accuses him of talking to other girls when he's on the phone with work, scowls at his buddies, the whole 9 yards.

all this has been reported on and confirmed by my (arguably biased) best friend ashley, who lives in the same town. and the chick's myspace page that ash found which is filled with glitter graphics and gener... read more
Wed, August 20, 2008 - 4:33 PM permalink - 16 comments
 
from (of all kinda trashy things) Viceland.com Do's and Don'ts:

www.viceland.com/int/dd.php

"A grown-ass man should be able to change a tire, drive stick, do CPR, set a bone, gut a fish, build a wall, throw a punch, shoot a gun, shotgun a beer, build a fire, run a barbecue, change a diaper, recite three lines from Animal House, light a fart, and eat a pussy."

iI dunno about you, but it made me laugh my ass off. hells YES.

clearly, i love a re-post.
Wed, August 13, 2008 - 9:57 PM permalink - 8 comments
 

from one of my most favorite blogs:

www.deusexmalcontent.com/2008/...e.html

as Chez put it so succinctly: This is pretty much the greatest thing ever.

slightly NSFW due to language but yer head'll be bobbin and i guarantee you'll watch it at least twice.

word to your muppets.
Tue, August 12, 2008 - 12:46 PM permalink - 1 comment
 
oh, holy crap. that was a fantastic party. many thanks to kevee for the venue and to drew for bein' born. to julie for my ears and tail bits (can't believe it's my first one!) to ham & swiss for booty shakin' hilarity and to manoj for keeping the beats (and his cool) during the smokin' hot birfday lap dance portion of the evening. gut-busting guffaws to piepo and natasha for that heeeelarious routine/outfits and much love to cameron & company for the beautiful music inside the dome.

all th... read more
Mon, August 4, 2008 - 5:55 PM permalink - 4 comments
 
oh, FAIL blog, how happy you make me:

failblog.org/

also? making your own is almost as much funas guffawing at the ones on the site. i snapped this pic in Target last winter after slapping my head in disgust. i mean, really. what is relentless branding in corporate america coming to if they can't even spell 'em right??! gawd.

so i hadta FAIL it.

k. now: make yer own! take yer so-dumb-it's-funny-now-what-do-i-do-with-it pix and FAIL 'em with the LOL builder and lemme see wh... read more
Tue, July 15, 2008 - 3:53 PM permalink - 2 comments
 
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feed me, seymore!

Fri, February 22, 2008 - 7:30 AM permalink
originally published at Cute Overload
 
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