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Jason

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joined on 05/27/06
last updated 10/17/09
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The People Say:

June 13, 2008


alright, so i am writing to testify to the character of one Jason. here is the facts:
1: Jason is very witty. he will surprise you for sure, he is WAY smarter than he looks. If you judge this book by it's particular cover, you might think it was a modern day book by S.E. Hinton where the greasers make a comeback, but instead you are reading a Clerks comic, only it's funny.
2: Jason is heterosexual, which will also surprise you.
3: Jason is a great friend, so all those who are considering applying for friendship with sed Jason, should first ask yourself this: are you willing to walk the dangerous streets of Ocean Beach through the hellfire of fresh air along the long and windy streets in between Levi's and WAMU's Newport Ave. ATM machine for your friend and colleague, Jason "Motha fucka said ice cream, yo!" von Duchensniffer? Are you?
June 6, 2008
I woke up next to jason but everyone agrees there was no gay stuff involved. It was just


look; it was my mom's house, all right? So, it's not like I would have allowed

I'm married. I'm a married. man.

Who the hell are you to be judging, anyway? WTF?

What: it's like: "oh I better scrutinize his testimonials to make sure I want to" what? What? What?
March 15, 2008
Jason and I have many differences and disputes. I tell him "fuck you" and "you suck assholes" and he tells me I am a dick and so forth. It seems to be a pretty mutually satisfying arrangement, much like the intense sexual relationship we have been maintaining in secret for many years now.
November 3, 2007
Jason is a junk toucher.
November 1, 2007
Jason is a real nice guy......................
Jason is the sweetest guy.................
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An Arimathean Story

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You need only tell me of your troubles, and I will put your mind at ease. You need only trust that you will not be forsaken, and I will keep you guarded from evil. You need only believe that if you fall, I will hold you and you will be safe. You need only have faith that when you are hurt, I will heal your wounds............Speak to me of your afflictions and you will find the solace you desire.
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Lamentation and Absolution

Mon, October 26, 2009 - 11:15 PM permalink - 2 comments
 
Mon, April 13, 2009 - 5:44 PM permalink - 3 comments
 
...........there are gonna be people being shot in Salt Lake City because the police there aren't willing to accept what I think they know, and they know that I didn't do these things."

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Mon, December 8, 2008 - 9:41 PM permalink - 4 comments
 


....I can't really figure out which one I like better.

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Wed, September 17, 2008 - 7:49 PM permalink - 3 comments
 

This song attempts to answer the very philosophical, very Slovenian, kind of faux totalitarian question, "What is Life?" The answer to the question can be found in the lyrics and the video. I saw this for the first time when I was fifteen, and I'll tell you, it gets better every single time I watch it. Enjoy.

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When we all give the power

We all give the best

Every minute in the hour

We don't think about the rest


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Mon, August 11, 2008 - 11:45 PM permalink - 5 comments
 
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