March 15, 2008
Jason and I have many differences and disputes. I tell him "fuck you" and "you suck assholes" and he tells me I am a dick and so forth. It seems to be a pretty mutually satisfying arrangement, much like the intense sexual relationship we have been maintaining in secret for many years now.
November 1, 2007
Jason is a real nice guy......................
Jason is the sweetest guy.................
May 11, 2007
the funniest wittiest mofo i know in the world...oh, and also the most bad-ass jerky maker i've ever known...not that i've known any others, but....he's definately the fucking best! he also has the coolest dog in the world, and then he hooked up with this amazing super-cool chick too...Casey rocks, yeah you knew we'd love her! damn, your life is pretty fucking great dude! luv, sweet~
March 30, 2007
Jason loves it when you eat his jerky. He marinates his jerky so it tastes better when you put it in your mouth. His jerky is salty and moist. Your mouth will water and the saliva will lube up his jerky as it slides down your throat. He shaves his jerky thin for your benefit. What a helluva guy!