alright, so i am writing to testify to the character of one Jason. here is the facts:
1: Jason is very witty. he will surprise you for sure, he is WAY smarter than he looks. If you judge this book by it's particular cover, you might think it was a modern day book by S.E. Hinton where the greasers make a comeback, but instead you are reading a Clerks comic, only it's funny.
2: Jason is heterosexual, which will also surprise you.
3: Jason is a great friend, so all those who are considering applying for friendship with sed Jason, should first ask yourself this: are you willing to walk the dangerous streets of Ocean Beach through the hellfire of fresh air along the long and windy streets in between Levi's and WAMU's Newport Ave. ATM machine for your friend and colleague, Jason "Motha fucka said ice cream, yo!" von Duchensniffer? Are you?

I woke up next to jason but everyone agrees there was no gay stuff involved. It was just


look; it was my mom's house, all right? So, it's not like I would have allowed

I'm married. I'm a married. man.

Who the hell are you to be judging, anyway? WTF?

What: it's like: "oh I better scrutinize his testimonials to make sure I want to" what? What? What?

Jason and I have many differences and disputes. I tell him "fuck you" and "you suck assholes" and he tells me I am a dick and so forth. It seems to be a pretty mutually satisfying arrangement, much like the intense sexual relationship we have been maintaining in secret for many years now.

Jason is a junk toucher.

Jason is a real nice guy......................
Jason is the sweetest guy.................