did you know you have a doppelganger in the scene? yeah, well, you do. and it's freaking a fair number of us out. so i think that purrhaps you should consider returning and taking back your rightful place as THE muthaluvin MARTINA.*

*this testimonial is going to have to suffice, cuz whenever i try to describe martina i get this image of a really sticky spiderweb, made by spiders on acid, in 3d, and that's really hard to explain.

she thinks i intimidate her, but really it's the other way around.

is she back? i think she's back. i really fucking hope she's back. martina is to tribe as, like, alcohol is to a wedding--is there seriously even any point of participating otherwise?

and have you SEEN her hair recently?

Martina doesn't stick to your teeth or the roof of your mouth. She sizzles around your tongue like soda pop. There's no offensive aftertaste - she leaves you feeling refreshed and envigorated! Martina is easy to chew, although you must have an experienced pallet, lest you waste. She does not sit idly at the bottom of your stomach like so much peanut butter, no! Martina is as digestable as a summer breeze - in, like a probing wet tongue to an achingly lonely pussy - out, like a root beer and pizza burp - and gone, like yesterday, man!

dude, you are one fiesty woman
I love it!

smartina is my favorite person on tribe.

Martina is never underwhelming, and never disappoints. She may break your heart, of course, but she is always, constantly and eternally Martina to the bone. What drives me to her is what drives me insane.....

Fluidity into balance,
balance into grace,
grace into harmony,
harmony transcends
into dance.

Movement as fluid as water,
you float effortlessly to a note,
the beat, the vibe.

I am in awe of you beautiful dancer!
As you move, i move with you,
sharing the vibe in the wee hours of the new day.

How lucky to have found you!
Brasstax 420 10/31/04.

Namaste` Martina!

Martina is refreshingly honest and jokingly self-depracating, perhaps her kind way of leveling the playing field. She's got legs, AND she knows how to use them.

She's about the coolest gals in the world! No joke!

I need to write another testimonial for Captina, because she just kicks that much ass. Captina tells you how it is. She's honest and communicative, and i love that. She always makes me laugh, and she is the number one person to be silly with. She has wild style and wilder ideas. Some people can't handle captina, because their minds are too frail and narrow, but for those who can stand the light, she really is a privelage.

to try and describe how i feel about captina would be like trying to describe being high on drugs to a deaf dumb and blind quadruple amputee... you'd just have to shoot them with it... but why would you want to share such an endorphin rush with a poor fool like that?