June 1, 2007
My favorite prankster in the community, this guy has an amazingly wicked sense of humor ! Aside from his constant swearing, mockery and rowdiness ( which we all love anyhow ), this fucker is a solid man and brother, brilliant, courageous and inventive. He'll pull your ass out of quicksand and rib you the whole time while drinking piss beer, smoking cheap cigarettes, and talking shit. My kid loves his offroad driving .. and his offhand swearing.
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So, talking to a gay friend a few years ago, he was trying to convince me I needed a good ass fucking. Which lead into the conversation about how much better vagina is. You see, I told him, the Vag is self lubricating. It's meant for the penis. It's where my penis belongs. He continued to explain lubrication is not an issue with an ass fucking. He explained you can buy lubricants. So I asked him what happens when you forget the lube. His response: "It'll never happen". I respond with "what if you are just going to the corner store really quick and this hot young buck wants to jump your bones right there? You wouldn't have any lube, and thus, wouldn't get laid". His response "It'll never happen". So the conversation goes, through different scenarios, every response being "I'll never happen", he was adamant about the fact that he would always have lube available. So, my point is that I think of this story when people at work tell me I'll grow out of the green hair, fuzzy pants, all night parties and painted car stuff when I get older. I think of this story because It'll never happen.
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My TestimonialsMay 12, 2006
Smokey is a wonderful guy who is always quick to make conversation with strangers and show his extremely freakish side, without losing his friendly/sensitive side. A huge leap from his teenage years, when he used to torment his younger brothers seemingly without end.
December 9, 2005
Smokey is a hot guy with a heart of gold. I am glad to have run in to you and even more glad that you became my friend. This guy is the greatest ever at costumes and shit and he knows where the party is ;)
December 5, 2005
For those of you who don’t know the story, a year ago, on a fluke, I was in a bar in Walnut Creek and I looked up and this dude with a bleached double mohawk was making his way towards me with engaging enthusiasm. He walked right up to me and yelled over the noise.
“You don’t belong here!” And he was so happy about it. And I was impressed because he was so right. He was responsible for getting me into this community and I will always be grateful for that demonstration of his awareness, sensitivity, and raucous social skills. Don’t be too fooled by the rainbow exterior. He has the distinction of being the most misunderstood guy I know and of being the first fantastic freak I ever met. Always good times. Much love, Smokey. ~Lisa June 16, 2005
He grows on you.
My Blog "Lights off for only one hour, wherever you are in the WORLD!" What: Rally Host: World Wildlife Fund When: Saturday, March 29 at 8:00pm Where: GLOBAL: THE WORLD Once again the hippies are proving they have no end to "movements" and "demonstrations" that accomplish absolutely nothing. Who is going to care that a handful of hippies are turning off the lights for an hour? How many people with good intentions are going to lose interest after 5 minutes in the dark? This sounds stra... read more 
Thats what he said. Close call.
Fri, February 8, 2008 - 3:31 PM
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So I was cruising through the Oakland hills going North. I believe at the time of this incident I was in Richmond. I was just putting along, probably doing 30 in a 25 zone. I went around a right corner (the road curves, it was not an intersection) and there is this big flat fronted truck, you know with the windshield that comes up from the front grill. I see the driver. He is looking to his right. I see his wheels. They are turned to the left. T... read more 
Every one loves to point to Al Gore and his seminars he does. Years ago, I was saying he must have some personal interest in it, besides saving the planet because he did jack shit while VP.
Thu, February 7, 2008 - 4:34 PM
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As it turns out, he is on the board of directors of a company that sells carbon offsets. So he profits from people being green. People love to counter that there is nothing wrong with profiting while saving the planet. I DO agree with that, but Al Gore isn't trying to save the planet. He flies hi... read more 
Yes. Its true. You may not believe it, but you also probably believe that OJ didn't do it, the democrats can fix everything and red meat is still bad for you.
Sun, July 22, 2007 - 9:54 PM
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Well, here I go on another rant. I was just watching the History Channel about "the little ice age". Wow, man. That is deep. Like, those Renaissance guys soooooo didn't burn enough fossil fuels. Really though. They (WE) KNOW there was other periods of extreme climate changes. This "little ice age" along with 3 "real" ice... read more 
So, I lived in the bay area for 2 years and never felt one earthquake. Every once and a while I read about an earthquake where people close to the epicenter might have felt it, but wow, lately, there seems to have been quite a few larger ones that many people feel. And not far apart.
Fri, March 2, 2007 - 9:26 AM
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Now, I'm not an expert, but I'm going to predict the big one is coming soon. There have been way too many earthquakes that I have felt in the last 6 months and even more that I heard about that were signifi... read more
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