Sapphireology :

Q. What is your salad dressing of choice?
A. Garlic infused olive oil and balsamic vinegar

Q. What is your favorite fast food restaurant?
A. None of the above

Q. What is your favorite sit-down restaurant?
A. O'Mei's in Santa Cruz... the best kung pao chicken I've ever eaten!

Q. On average, what size tip do you leave at a restaurant?
A. 15%-25%, but I've left 1 cent for really crappy service several times

Q. What food could you eat every day for two weeks and not get sick of?
A. Thai curries

Q. What are your pizza toppings of choice?
A. Sausage, black olives & mushrooms

Q. What do you like to put on your toast?
A. Butter and a pinch of cinnamon & nutmeg

TECHNOLOGY

Q. What is your wallpaper on your computer?
A. A satellite collage of the earth at night

Q. How many televisions are in your house?
A. One, with no service, it's just for playing DVD's and videos

Q. What color is your iPod?
A. We do not iPod

BIOLOGY

Q. Are you right-handed or left-handed?
A. After a childhood of indecision, I ended up right-handed

Q. Have you ever had anything removed from your body?
A. Hair, nails, a tooth, and a ganglion cyst from my hand

Q. When was the last time you had a cavity?
A. Not sure, at least 10 years ago

Q. What is the last heavy item you lifted?
A. A large walnut branch from a tree I've been working on removing

Q. Have you ever been knocked unconscious?
A. Nope

RANDOMOLOGY, pt 1

Q. If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die?
A. No

Q. If you could change your name, what would you change it to?
A. Something that sounds cool in any language

Q. What color do you think looks best on you?
A. Black

Q. Have you ever swallowed a non-food item by mistake?
A. A pachinko ball and a nickel

Q. Have you ever saved someone's life?
A. yes, an infant that I performed CPR on

Q. Has someone ever saved yours?
A. No, but the universe owes me one! (see previous)

DAREOLOGY

Q. Would you kiss a member of the same sex for $100?
A. Sure, but I would pick that person

Q. Would you allow one of your little fingers to be cut off for $200,000?
A. No

Q. Would you never blog again for $50,000?
A. Yes

Q. Would you pose naked in a magazine for $250,000?
A. No

Q. Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1000?
A. No

Q. Would you, without fear of punishment, take a human life for $1,000,000?
A. No

DUMBOLOGY

Q: What is in your left pocket?
A: nothing

Q: Is Napoleon Dynamite actually a good movie?
A. I saw it once but can't remember much of it, so I'll say no

Q: Do you have hardwood or carpet in your house?
A: Area rugs on a concrete slab

Q: Do you sit or stand in the shower?
A: Stand

Q: Could you live with roommates?
A: I have for most of my life

Q: How many pairs of flip flops do you own?
A: Ze-ro

Q: Last time you had a run-in with the cops?
A: Pulled over for speeding about six months ago

Q: What do you want to be when you grow up?
A: Immature

Q: Who is number 1 on your top 8?
A: Huh?

LASTOLOGY

Q: Friend you talked to?
A: Tristan... we served a Victorian dinner last night & spoke today about our fantasy football league

Q: Last person to call you?
A: My Dad

Q: Person you hugged?
A: My sister

FAVORITOLOGY

Q: Number?
A: 10 (binary)

Q: Season?
A: Summer

Q: Book?
A: Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas

Q. Website?
A. Fark

Q. Month?
A. January, I like the "it's a new year and anything is possible" feeling

Q. Alcohol?
A. Hoppy amber ale (aka Sierra Nevada Pale/Anchor Liberty)

CURRENTOLOGY

Q: Missing someone?
A: Many, many people

Q: Mood?
A: Silly

Q: Listening to?
A: VNV Nation live in SF

Q: Watching?
A. My cat sleeping in my lap

Q: Worrying about?
A: money

RANDOMOLOGY, pt 2

Q: First place you went this morning?
A: The kitchen to make coffee and feed gatito mio

Q: What can you not wait to do?
A. It's a tie between skydiving or swimming with dolphins

Q: What's the last movie you saw?
A: Chitty Chitty Bang Bang (Not my idea!)

Q: Do you smile often?
A: Probably more than is good for me! :) See! I did it again!

Q: Are you a friendly person?
A: Yes, and that isn't always a good thing

Q: Someone you wish you never met?
A: None