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ɐuıƃ ʎzzɐus

joined on 04/21/04
last updated 11/03/09
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This is me...well, not all of me.

about me
I can be silly and twisted. Makes for good conversation. I can also be a bit snazzles, too. Don't be shy. You too can be a snaz. I'll show ya how.

I like to day dream and imagine myself on exoctic beaches sleeping the afternoons away.
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3-D PEEPS!!!!!

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My REAL name is...

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What Choo talkin' 'bout.

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Don't be jealous...

...I have a skill.
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Get with the programmo! SHEESH!

...sayin' hello.
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D QUON'S Dance Grooves!!!

Napoleon Dynamite ROCKS my world!!!
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Yup, I'm a movie star.
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Only if you want to be depressed...

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I love Zooey

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Daily Dirt

Ya.....we are being freaking TEASED. I can only get into like 1/3 of my tribes. And the ones I can get into AREN'T my favorite ones.

Wed, September 10, 2008 - 8:54 PM permalink - 3 comments
...are super crummy.

That is all. :(

P.S. The photo of Willie Aames is for me to look at. Hopefully it will temporarily take some of the pain away from my mouth and reroute it to my brain.
Thu, August 2, 2007 - 8:58 AM permalink - 13 comments
I've always wondered about this, "Five Second Rule" everyone talks about. Thank GOD someone else wondered and did a damn study for me. :)

May 9, 2007
The Curious Cook
The Five-Second Rule Explored, or How Dirty Is That Bologna?


A COUPLE of weeks ago I saw a new scientific paper from Clemson University that struck me as both pioneering and hilarious.

Accompanied by six graphs, two tables and equations whose terms include “bologna” and “carpet,” it’s a thorough... read more
Thu, May 10, 2007 - 2:39 PM permalink - 8 comments
- Traffic bit the big one today.

-My kids nearly saw my head explode when I found them playing, instead of getting ready for school. It wasn't pretty.

-Coffee is the best thing in the world to ever come into existence. I need more. Now.

-I ate lunch for breakfast.

-They say it might rain today.

-Farts are funny.
Thu, May 3, 2007 - 9:55 AM permalink - 3 comments


8:15 Wake up to hugs and kisses

8:30 Weigh-in 5 lbs lighter than yesterday

8:45 Breakfast in bed-freshly squeezed orange juice and Croissants

Open Presents- expensive jewelry chosen by thoughtful partner

9:15 Soothing hot bath with frangipani bath oil

10:00 Light work-out at club with sexy, funny personal trainer!

10:30 Facial, manicure, makeup application, shampoo, condition, blow wave

12:00 Lunch with best friend at fas... read more
Wed, April 25, 2007 - 6:10 PM permalink - 7 comments
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Sad little chicken dude.

Should we hold a service?
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Christmas Babies

♥ ♥ ♥ ♥
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Beautamous Mountains

I want to go here NOW!
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...are Campin'!
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They keep me going everyday.

My Babies
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They like me...they really like me

January 10, 2006
Gina's saucy, and keen, and smart, and neat-o, and everywhere. Be warned, she's wider awake than you are, even if she's snoring. Must be that mom thing. I digs me some Gina.
December 2, 2005
anybody this cute is obviously an alt
November 27, 2005
Gina taught me of the perfect symmetry of watching back-to-back episodes of "Charles In Charge."
November 15, 2005
All THAT and plays soccer too!
Hot Damn! What's not to love?
June 24, 2005
I love the picture of Gina in my tiara.

Rebel girl you are the queen of my world!
June 21, 2005
Gina is the best pal anybody could hope to have. She's funny as hell, totally unpretentious, and she brightens this place up like nobody's business. Just don't mess with her or she'll kick your ass across town, bub.
April 30, 2005
no yiffing.
April 25, 2005

"the Beloved wife"

Gina kicks this term up a notch, BAM!
smart, yet wacky
good, yet naughty
pretty and sexy, yet approachable and sweet.

blessed is he who drives home to her everyday
April 21, 2005
When Snazzy Gina is around, I get the urge to put on a pair of very fine, sophisticated socks.
April 15, 2005
Have you seen "The Graduate"? Well, think of Gina as Mrs Robinson.
April 3, 2005
Goddamn it. I'M Rhoda!!!!!!!
March 31, 2005
Always upbeat, always funny, always bright, always enthusiastic . . . moths flock to her.

In a cookie-cutter world of few surprises, Gina blew my initial perceptions. She isn't here to prove herself to anybody; the concept of being best or second best is beyond her ken.

I never see Gina cut anyone down, berate, or make snide, caustic posts. I could learn from this woman.

Gina is always the Mary, never the Rhoda; anyone who can't see this just isn't looking.

If we could only get rid of the cute kid stories . . . .
March 7, 2005

...when i think of black, crotchless fishnet stockings now; i think of gina.

...when i think of grandma's dangerous christmas lights; i think of gina.

...when i think of the most unrealistically pretty virtual snowflake; i think of gina.

i don't dare take a swig of anything before i read one of her posts...
May 2, 2004
I dig Gina. She's always up for silly girl talk in the schoolyard....or the backyard....or the prison yard. (ok..maybe not in the pokey.) She's good fun. ;)
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