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Snert

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joined on 03/30/06
last updated 07/16/09
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Gender
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Age
57
Location
about me
183 cm, 73 kg. Hazel eyes, grey/white hair. Lopsided, myopic, frazzled, and NOT P.C. Befuddled, bemused, bewildered and bewhiskered.
An aging child wondering what happened.
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Re: art! (in Dripping Meat) Maybe with an occasional flash of pink for variety.
I like it, Fang.

Are you into home decorating? I could use a good decorator Down In Under There.
I'm tired of the neon beer signs and wanted posters everywhere.
discussion post on Tue, November 10, 2009 - 1:36 PM
Re: Dripping meat tees now available! (in Dripping Meat) Well, hon, seems like most everything is female oriented.
How about something for us males?
Several things come to my mind, but I won't influence your creativity with lewd suggestions.
Unless you like lewd suggestions.
discussion post on Tue, November 10, 2009 - 1:29 PM
Re: Snake oil (in Aunt Bea is tired of bull shit.) Surely you're not refering to lil' ol' me - I don't hide behind Auntie Bea's skirts, I scamper back under the porch.

Conspiricies? Well how about the melt-down of the economy? It was a joint venture between Elvis and Jim Morrison because they... read more
discussion post on Tue, November 10, 2009 - 1:23 PM
Re: This is what Andy says. . (in Aunt Bea is tired of bull shit.) Ok, thank you Jane 1.
Do I get my own sound-proofed area? I'd hate to disturb anybody else while I was practicing my scales .
And so what if a Peavy Pro-Fex is hillbilly gear? I'm a Hoosier and that's close enough to hillbilly , and for your in... read more
discussion post on Tue, November 10, 2009 - 12:42 PM
Re: Chuy sends a hate mail (in Aunt Bea is tired of bull shit.) Hahahaha!
But I never blamed my farts on a dog, I take full credit for 'em.
discussion post on Tue, November 10, 2009 - 12:29 PM
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My Blog

Saturday Rebecky went out the back door for something and found a raccoon in obvious misery. I went out and looked and the poor thing was huddled into itself and really bad looking. The Animal Control bums don't work on the weekends and a few frantic phones call finally got the police to show up. This poor thing was drooling and scunched up and flies were all over it's face and it was sick, bigtime.
Not rabid unless it was the last stages.
Here's the bad part. After conferring they shot it... read more
Mon, November 9, 2009 - 11:01 AM permalink - 2 comments
 
It's simple to make once you understand what's involved and you've got the proper equipment.
It starts with some of Gert Strands Turbo Yeast, sugar and water mixed properly and left to ferment.
After fementing is finished and the 'mash' clarified the distilling begins. All you've got is sort of a wine that taste like water. Duh!
I use "The Amazing Plastic Still'. Some food-grade plastic buckets modified apropriately, and a high- temp, well, medium high-temp aquarium heater.
After you fin... read more
Thu, July 2, 2009 - 8:22 AM permalink - 10 comments
 
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My Testimonials

Unsu...
 
June 6, 2009
He has hairy toes. How lovely.
January 26, 2009
to know snert is to love him. i value his companionship and look forward to his every post. he makes me laugh, he helps me remember. his righteous indignation over injustice is cathartic and it mirrors mine. snert seems sometimes crusty but he has a sensitivity of soul all women yearn for in a man...to me, he is a good buddy. no, more than that, a kindred cuzzin. hugs to you, my friend"
May 24, 2008
When Snert first approached me to be his friend... I was a tad hesitant... so I asked around... and heard nothing but good things....

and true enough: I can't believe what a wonderful, caring and hysterical man he his. Snert never fails to lift my spirits and give my soul a thrill... all this and he gardens too.. who could ask for more...

Thank you, dear friend, for choosing me... I'm pretty sure I've gotten the better end of the deal.
Unsu...
 
September 8, 2007
Snert is sincere. Disarmingly, unflinchingly sincere. He is the kind of guy whose posts sometimes just stop you in your tracks at unexpected moments and remind you that there are actual human beings on the other end of all this online, virtual community stuff. He is damned funny, but pay attention: he uses that sharp wit of his to make you think a little more about what you just said, and you probably should.

July 12, 2007
snert is one of the most witty and real people i have met on tribe. he loves kitties and babies and is kind to old ladies. and he says what he thinks and i like that. if somebody else doesn't, well, scroom!!! this testimonial is brought to you by aunt bea.
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