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Gender

Male

Age

56

Location

Indiana

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Snert happens to be my name,
Erattic behaviour be my game.

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My Recent Activity

Re: Everybody, please sit down for a discreet disclosure. . (in Ask Aunt Bea) If I knew I was going to live this long, I'd have took better care of me.

discussion post on Tue, May 13, 2008 - 6:27 PM

Re: Cabananabanana boys. (in Ask Aunt Bea) Drat. Fooey. There goes a dream out the window.
But I won't trade my ?intelligence? for a life of ease.

'...at the snap of a finger'.
I snapped a finger and that hurt real f**kin' bad. I had to wear some concrete lookin' stuff on my hand ... read more

discussion post on Tue, May 13, 2008 - 5:50 AM

Re: are naps as good as they seem? (in Ask Aunt Bea) I don't mind cold feet. Hell, wrap your's around my warm parts and I'll do the same for you. And we'll both 'sleep' better.
It's the other cold parts that bother me.
I won't go into details but you can imagine.

discussion post on Tue, May 13, 2008 - 5:01 AM

Re: So there I was... (in Ask Aunt Bea) (If one of us would tie this all together like a novel, it would be a Hoot and a half.)

discussion post on Tue, May 13, 2008 - 4:51 AM

Re: So there I was... (in Ask Aunt Bea) OH! DAMN! This dream again? I'm gonna have to quit..

discussion post on Tue, May 13, 2008 - 4:46 AM

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My Blog

What's going on?

Not complainin', just observing. If I have a bitch to pitch, you'll here it.
I get a lot of Friends invites. I don't really understand because I'm just doing my thing my way.
If you're one of them that wants Friends so you can have bragging right that you have more Friends than so'n'so, I pity you. Oh, well, what the hell. Cheap thrills.
I ask to be-Friended because I want to be that persons Friend. Like, OK, invite me in, I'll behave and we can swap experiences, stories and tell one ano... read more

Fri, May 9, 2008 - 4:53 PM permalink - 4 comments

An idle mind is the Devil's playground.

Free - Comfidential - Quick - Easy

Breast exam!

Results in 5 to 10 minutes.
(Unless a re-exam is indicated.)

We'll Detect the Defects YOU Select.

We Can Check for:
Lumbs - Bumps - Clumps - Slumps
Saggies - Baggies - Waggies - Draggies
Chips - Dents - Scratches - Faded Paint
(Surface tension check IS slightly extra and
touch-up paint is availeble in ALL colors)

None Too Big - None Too Small
- Mammazons to Skeeter Bites -
- Humongous or small -
- We'll check them all... read more

Mon, August 7, 2006 - 8:36 AM permalink - 5 comments

Booger Hooks!

Now, for the first time, they're BACK. Home grown - solar powered - sub-sonic - hydraulic actuated - pneumatic BOOGER HOOKS! YES!! NEW! USED! WORN OUT!!
3 lb. capacity. Sorry, no choice of colors, style or flavor.
I size fits all. D.E.A approved, too! Legal in Alabama AND Mississippi. Fun for the whole family and great for re-unions and parties. A must for funerals. Fast, easy and so simple to use your pets will be begging you for their turn. NOT sold in stores near you. Call now while ... read more

Sat, July 22, 2006 - 11:54 AM permalink - 4 comments

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My Tribes

** JOKES!! **, A Christian's Guide to the Craft, Ask Aunt Bea, Dripping Meat, [moderator]

Rant 'n 'rave,

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My Testimonials

Simp...

80

September 8, 2007

Snert is sincere. Disarmingly, unflinchingly sincere. He is the kind of guy whose posts sometimes just stop you in your tracks at unexpected moments and remind you that there are actual human beings on the other end of all this online, virtual community stuff. He is damned funny, but pay attention: he uses that sharp wit of his to make you think a little more about what you just said, and you probably should.

aunt...

98

July 12, 2007

snert is one of the most witty and real people i have met on tribe. he loves kitties and babies and is kind to old ladies. and he says what he thinks and i like that. if somebody else doesn't, well, scroom!!! this testimonial is brought to you by aunt bea.

aur-...

113

July 6, 2007

i have never looked at a snert post and not smiled