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An idle mind is the Devil's playground.

   Mon, August 7, 2006 - 8:36 AM
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Mon, August 7, 2006 - 12:44 PM
"An idle mind is the Devil's playground."

he's played with my mind long enough, it's time to give it back, now, please!

Patrick
Mon, August 7, 2006 - 2:12 PM
ROFLMAO!!! You are an equal opportunist, that's for sure.
Mon, August 7, 2006 - 2:16 PM
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I like that!
Mon, August 7, 2006 - 2:18 PM
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Tue, August 8, 2006 - 6:40 AM
> Well, he's one powerful Snert! <
Thank you muchly and happily for the nice endorsement, Rachelella!
I love you, too.