Its worth noting, I think, that last night on my way to bed, IN MY BARE FEET, I came across a baby scorpion just hanging out in the kitchen, as if he belonged. Its also worth noting how Fu*$ing cool they look, and that as all the images suggest, they look just like a scorpion should. Now, maybe against our better judgement, we flattened him. I miss him. But he is still there where I inspect him, under his booky grave, every hour or so. His name is pancake.
Where's the rest of the family? d... read more