joined on 08/24/05
last updated 08/11/07
January 8, 2007
Every time I fight the evil clown in Wonderland Plaza in order to rescue the guy who looks like Son (from "Sanford and Son", because Otis the janitor looks like Sanford) so that Son will show me the secret tunnel from the Wonderland Plaza ladies' room to the Paradise Plaza ladies' room, I think of you.
Because the clown has the guy trapped on the Space Rider ride.
Yeah.
(I now return you to your regular, non-zombie-videogame world, already in progress.)
December 29, 2006
Some people have thier voice of reason Collander is my voice of I'm being a dumbass. She has kept me from doing some really stupid things, but she has talked me into doing some really stupid things. No one laughs at Queen's Guard ant trails like we do.
November 23, 2006
Colleen has sex with unicorns.
I read it on Live Journal.
It must be true.
November 15, 2006
Colleen is deliciously neurotic... and perhaps neurotically delicious, as well! I adore the Collie-Lollie (get your adverbs here). I don't get near enough time with this amazing, brilliant, intelligent, snarky, refulgent woman...
November 6, 2006
Hell isn't funny, Lexie. It's full of sinners and Gandhi and Buddha and Mohammed and all kinds of people who don't love Jesus. It's no laughing matter.
Colleen is, though. Hilarious? yes. Cool? Check. So rather than creating a list longer than a Bible in Pig Latin, listing all the things she is, such as "Colleen is ____, and she's also ____" I'll just say this: Colleen. is.
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about me
Colleen. 28. Leo. Over-intelligent under-achiever. Lazy. Music buff. Movie buff. Daydreamer. Fangirl. Role-player. Ren Faire worker. Huge geek.
Faire Privateers,
Faire Rumors,
Hey! It's the RPFS Tribe!!,
Misfit Nation,
Mystery Meat,
NorCalRenFaireFolk,
Ren Faire Acting & Entertainment,
Ren Faire History Snobs,
Ren. Faire Workshop Teaching,
Sportive Tricks,
The Merry Wives of Windsor,
The Poxy Boggards,
1. Who was the last person to call you baby?
Jesse.
2. When shopping at the grocery store, do you return your cart?
Well, I don’t take it with me.
3. If you had to kiss the last person you kissed, would you?
Yes. In fact, I’ll be doing it in less than an hour.
4. Has someone ever sang a song to you?
Yes.
5. Do you play Sudoku?
No.
6. If abandoned alone in the wilderness would you survive?
God, I hope not.
7. If your house was on fire, what would be the firs...
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Is anyone else having a problem with the Adjust Photo option? It's not showing up for me.
It makes me sad in my hair.
Mon, May 21, 2007 - 10:28 PM
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Had a dream that the Privateers and the Yeobabes switched places on closing day. Yeah, that WTF? chaos you just imagined at the very thought of that? It happened in my dream. Just the cross-dressing aspect alone is not okay.
Closing parade, however, was still the same with the Privateers as zombies. However, they were REAL zombies and infected all of the participants. Then we all went to live in some sewers and were eating people, but we were still funny and happy and loved each other. We ...
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Two - count 'em TWO - iPod memes.
Go to your menu on your iPod and select Music, then Songs. Once in songs...spin your scroll wheel down 10 times. The first song it stops on, list it. Then Scroll 3 times up. List the song. 5 times down....and so on until you've listed 10 songs.
What do you come up with?
Here's my list:
Counting Crows - High Life
Flogging Molly - Don't Let Me Die Still Wondering
Hyde - New Day's Dawn
Regina Spektor - Your Honor
Emily Autumn - Swallow
Alanis...
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I cannot imagine life without sleeves, now. I AM EMPTY. Damn you, Pasha. Are they hard to make? I have no sewing machine. I NEED THEM. Oh, god.
Anyone have a pattern?
Thu, April 5, 2007 - 9:55 AM
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50 Things (stolen from the Lauraplouradon... she showed me the waaaaaaay)
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1. Who was the last person to call you baby?
Jesse.
2. When shopping at the grocery store, do you return your cart?
Well, I don’t take it with me.
3. If you had to kiss the last person you kissed, would you?
Yes. In fact, I’ll be doi...
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Adjust Photo
(blog entry)
Is anyone else having a problem with the Adjust Photo option? It's not showing up for me.
It makes me sad in my hair.
More dreams. *wtf bubble*
(blog entry)
Had a dream that the Privateers and the Yeobabes switched places on closing day. Yeah, that WTF? chaos you just imagined at the very thought of that? It happened in my dream. Just the cross-dressing aspect alone is not okay.
Closing parade, how...
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Dominant (iPod Meme madness)
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Two - count 'em TWO - iPod memes.
Go to your menu on your iPod and select Music, then Songs. Once in songs...spin your scroll wheel down 10 times. The first song it stops on, list it. Then Scroll 3 times up. List the song. 5 times down....an...
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My AAAARRRRRms are cold!
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I cannot imagine life without sleeves, now. I AM EMPTY. Damn you, Pasha. Are they hard to make? I have no sewing machine. I NEED THEM. Oh, god.
Anyone have a pattern?
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