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Hmm. I get to write in a little box. This should be fun. I'm just glad I only have to fill up a small one, because if I had to pretend that there was actually more about me than just what I could squeeze into a little -ACK! This little box has a scroll bar! FUCK! There it is on the right! Staring at me! Coaxing me to try and write more! -Trying to force me to write something more than just a little anecdotal blurb which briefly summarizes my general state of being up until this point on this earth! HA! -NO WAY JOSE! I WILL NOT BECOME AN UNWITTING SLAVE TO THE TYRANNY THAT IS THE VERTICAL SCROLL BAR! I WILL NOT MINDLESSLY YAMMER, BLEAT AND SQUEAL JUST BECAUSE IT MOCKS ME! IT'S CONDESCENDING CASUAL SLIDING WILL NO LONGER BE MY CHAINS! I AM MY OWN MASTER! I WILL NOT BE SOME STAMMERING FOOL WHO TYPES ONLY IN CAPITALS! DIE SCROLL BAR!
DIE! DIE! DIE!
-um.....sorry.