When I look upon Special, I do not see a mere feast for the eyes. Nay. I see a banquet of grain fed beauty. Eyes that beckon... come take... eat. Special is truly sensitive of the needs of others. Offering everything and expecting nothing but a little clover in return. A sincere font of wholesome kindness who would give everything... even life... to ensure a friend's happiness. Did I say sexy? Look at that delicious rump! Those muscular ribs! Those bodacious udders! I value Special more than a mere friend, but as a provider of my most basic living nourishment... mind, body and soul.

Let us all raise a glass in honor of our selfless and ever giving friend. To this tender individual whose company we relish. Special will always be the center of attention at any communal gathering of dear friends.