Some people see problems and ask ‘Why?’
I dream dreams and ask ‘Why not?’
- Robert F. Kennedy

Thousands of years ago, Egyptians worshipped cats as Gods.
Cats have never forgotten this.
- unknown

You are here to understand why you made the choice, not to make the choice.
- The Matrix

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.
- Albert Einstein

I may not have gone where I intended to go,
but I think I have ended up where I intended to be.
- Douglas Adams

The only real security in life lies in relishing life's insecurity.
- M. Scott Peck

30 days has Septober.
April, June, and no wonder.
All the rest have peanut butter,
except my grandmother,
who has a little red tricycle.
- Mad Magazine, ca. 1958