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RE Focusing Light

Spirit_Monkey — Thu, 24 Jul 2008 19:14:59 GMT

Restart Refresh Refocus. and....Go!

For all you Cougars out there. =)

Spirit_Monkey — Fri, 18 Jul 2008 18:46:52 GMT

http://www.thedailyshow.com/ second video down in the middle. called Cougars. "Oh and Jerry, when you take her back stage make sure and make out with her or she'll never get to sleep" hahaha This is hilarious.

Spirit Monkey is In San Fran this Weekend!

Spirit_Monkey — Mon, 14 Jul 2008 20:46:50 GMT

Yo peeps, I'll be flying down to San Fran on friday arriving at 9:00 pm. If you wanna hang out or whatever, show me the city. Give me your cell phone number. I'll be down there all weekend hoping to catch that San Francisco bug maybe you can help show it to me. So if anyone isn't going to emergencee (hate to miss that but I got an agenda.) and if tribe still isn't all over the freakin place message me here and let me know what the haps are in san fran! and if you're wondering, This is what my energy field feels like today. (minus the 2 seconds of thunder and clouds haha) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N0FuFfcCZiE&feature=related

IRANS BAD PHOTOSHOP SKILLZ

Spirit_Monkey — Fri, 11 Jul 2008 21:28:55 GMT

This is quite embarrasing. So apparently Iran did some missile tests and wanted the world to know. Alas, one of their rockets didn't go off so they hired a photoshop guy to come in and change the photos so that it looked like all of the missiles fired. Don't ask me why they didn't just say " we just didn't fire that one". Haha. So anyway, the whole world decided to start making fun of them. Oh the internet makes us all into one big happy family. Enjoy! Here's the original camparrison http://thelede.blogs.nytimes.com/2008/07/10/in-an-iranian-image-a-missile-too-many/index.html?hp Now here are some funny ass photoshopped fun poking. Boing Boing http://www.boingboing.net/2008/07/10/iran-you-suck-at-pho.html Wired http://blog.wired.com/defense/2008/07/attack-of-the-p.html

Sensual Seduction~ Starring K8 and ZZ + 4th of July Photos!~

Spirit_Monkey — Fri, 11 Jul 2008 16:36:37 GMT

Oh yeah, its about that time again. Booya, pimp master flex monkey steps to the mic and drops another positive vibe on the ladies. Things have been a little rough lately huh? yeah, i know you been feeling it, but you know what I've been feeling lately? GOOD. Yeah, you heard me, it's all comin around again, in fact I believe it already came. We're on the up slope, so as you enjoy that sun and those summer birds add a little spice and fun to your day that will spread to the rest of yo summa. Hope this makes you smile! and i also hope that it reminds you that you don't have to take life so seriously. Dedicated to K8, who i lovest so much. Sprinkled with ZigZag for that added flavor, and a flavor i can't get enough of. mmm mmm mmm http://www.jibjab.com/sendables/view/OV84dRZv3F4ms0Hc7ZXT0CMh word to your streets. xo spirit pic taken from here. Check out Your 4th of JULY!! http://www.flickr.com/photos/24020838@N08/sets/72157606097657169/

GA! GA! GA! GA! GA!

Spirit_Monkey — Thu, 03 Jul 2008 02:35:17 GMT

Gushhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. The Trifecta of Sexy Blogs is Now Complete. This battle station will be the ultimate power in the universe.

Fuck It !!!!

Spirit_Monkey — Sat, 28 Jun 2008 20:16:21 GMT

Everytime I've been fucked with lately, this song just jumps right in to save me. haha There's something empowering about saying.... FUCK IT! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5j2YDq6FkVE&feature=related

Cock Sucking Ass Masters

Spirit_Monkey — Thu, 26 Jun 2008 17:18:08 GMT

Nikki just couldn't believe what she got talked into, there was more cum on her than she ever thought could be on a person, the moans of those around her blasted her into an extacy that she never thought possible. People fucking everywhere, oceans of sweat falling to the floor like a dirty rainstorm. She delivered blow job after blow job that night, satisfying men as she became a true object of sex. For some reason that really got her off, being used, simply used for sex. She liked that. She probably had 20 orgasms that night, and the night was just beginning. She didn't need any cocaine that night, but she could sure use another cock to suck on, and damn that guy behind her was giving her shaved little pussy exactly what it needed. Fulfillment. Finally she was the little slut she had always wanted to be. ah, that was fun to write. There, I recently have felt that strange pull of not being able to say what the fuck i want to, when i want to, and about what i want to. To all you people who have been put to sleep by the strange retraction of your spirit, i hope that this really can kick start our attitudes back into gear. WRITE WHAT THE FUCK YOU WANT TO, ABOUT WHAT YOU WANT TO! SAY WHAT THE FUCK YOU WANT TO AND DO WHAT THE FUCK YOU WANT TO. For some reason we got all fucked up. Not anymore, i hereby deam not being true in your power DEAD. And I hereby resurrect your voices and your redemption of personal power. I would like to thank Dori for spurning me today, this is dedicated to you. I'd also like to thank zigzag for always pushing the button. Say that shit yo!!!

I'm voting Republican!

Spirit_Monkey — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 19:45:13 GMT

I've seen the light, you can't stop me. http://www.imvotingrepublican.com/

The Rabbit Panther Thingy

Spirit_Monkey — Fri, 13 Jun 2008 00:19:29 GMT

http://motionographer.com/media/biscuit/ComcastRabbit640.mov there is a point where you will get that spark laugh, the one that surprises you. the end couple of additions are meh. but dang that hairless wonder rules.

A Message to You

Spirit_Monkey — Tue, 10 Jun 2008 19:32:48 GMT

It's not about leaving or staying. It's about being there for each other.

Could you write me something nice?

Spirit_Monkey — Tue, 03 Jun 2008 20:35:01 GMT

If you could swoop me up in your balloon of positivity that would be really cool. I need it today.

TxT Message All Stars!!

Spirit_Monkey — Fri, 30 May 2008 19:29:10 GMT

Rockstars, thanks for your words, You rule. 1.There's no greater joy for our souls than to be in this skin having this experience & yur soul manifested some pretty hotskin to b in! 2 Ur going 2 make it ~ i believe in your spark even if it doesnt want to come out and play now. I LOVE YOU. 3 We need to get your Sexy back! Can i help? 4 Shields! 5. Talk hard. See truth. Eat Pussy planet. Because the truth is so simple. 6 mmm good luck. Kind of an ongoing thing eh? When u figure it out let me know! Love u!! 7 No, but i can see her house from my house, does that help? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Responses to My Group Text " The portal has reopened~ Please check your baggage and prepare for boarding." These rule. 1 Multipass.... 2 I got my Ticket! Woooo Hoooo! 3 Alright wizard, give me a call later 4 Ticket has just been confirmed, enjoy the ride! 5 Ahhh feels like the ship has already left the dock without me! 6 Oh thank god! Is there a sun situation on the other side? 7 I no longer need my baggage I'm so on board! 8 Dude! I blew that shit up. There is no way. Aperature is no longer. 9 Yes I am ready! 10 U rock space cowboy! get em! 11 I'm ready. 12 What happened? I'm at an airport right now. << (whoa)>> 13 Sweet portal sauce! 14 Sweet! My fortune cookie says " you will have contentment by summers end" and now dimensional travel! 15

Indiana Jones Review

Spirit_Monkey — Fri, 23 May 2008 20:49:24 GMT

The ride there was worth the whole experience, we got to ride in Diamond Mikes sweet van totally high as hell. Zigzag laughed her brains out and we all got to chitter chat and felt that good old experience of being wonderfully free. We all got zinged. It was so nice to feel. The movie isn't worth time to review, i would have to get paid to do that. Sad as it sounds...it's true. I was dying. Rating 4.2 all in all it was a great experience, and later that night it got even better. =)

Someone please Post a picture and Save me from Bacon Tits`!

Spirit_Monkey — Thu, 22 May 2008 23:08:40 GMT

Mischief is haunting me with her dirty bacon tits! I have saved you, now pleeeeze save me! I cannot save myself! baaaaa

I have 1 extra Indiana Jones Ticket 4 Tomorrow @ 10:30

Spirit_Monkey — Wed, 21 May 2008 18:15:12 GMT

I extra ticket for Indiana Jones Tomorrow Night (thrusday) @ 10:30. You want to go?

Indiana Jones This Thursday @ 10:30 !! Who's in?

Spirit_Monkey — Mon, 19 May 2008 20:53:27 GMT

BUM BA BUM BUM! BA BUM BUM!! yo peeps, so i'm getting this thang together. Indiana Jones Thrusday night at 10:30 at the Loyd Cinema. Here's the plan, Go get your tickets early, come over to my house at 8:30. We rock out indiana jones style fun ruckus. We LEAVE at 9:45 and get there a half hour early to guarentee that we can sit together and get sweet seats. AFter supplanting sweet seats we can go out and get high or whatever we need. then... we watch INDIANA JONES YALL!!!! fuck yes! So if you're down lemme know for sure. Here's the gig, I'm not helping anybody. So go get your tickets early to guarentee awesomeness, or wing it on the way in. But anyway, be at my house at 8:30!

Channeling Ultimate Power I Absorb Saturn

Spirit_Monkey — Tue, 13 May 2008 21:58:52 GMT

Ultimate self empowerment comes from your heart. Lean into your heart and let it flow true. You know whats been fooling you, so feel the light of your true self flow through and become all you know. Be free and for god sakes be honest with yourself. It rules. That gnawing voice of Saturn can be squelched with a true visit to your source, so visit yourself, hang out evenly and let the dialogue change to one of peace and virtue. So many voices, yet one voice slices through and settles the bunch, it always has. I'm making no more excuses, Saturn I have come for you and I absorb your trembling madness into my radiant beauty thru the power of compassion. I own my life and give to the vastness of the great spirit. I cascade glowing balls of light from my lips to comfort you Saturn and i take your wisdom with me as I free myself from your polarized personality. I am free now, the challenges are my own from now on and I meet them like the sun breaking through clouds. Cloudy it yet may become, but I have allegiance to the sun. Shine sun SHINE!!! for I am Mr. Brightside!!! xoxoxo spirit monkey

Taking votes for VENUS RETURN!

Spirit_Monkey — Mon, 12 May 2008 22:28:15 GMT

Narayani had a Grrrrreat point. So when the heck do we get our venus returns? I guess you could say all of life is a venus return...but come on, lets get this thing scheduled in! Here's my description of venus return. Whats yours? " venus return is a lush and luxurious time that lasts 5 years straight, it totally rocks and everything is peaceful and free, all of your directions work, you have no tensions between your lover or your friends, all ego blocks are removed, your ever present beauty is magnified by 10,000, you are irresistible, everyone listens to your wonderful wisdom and foolishness, you don't mind when they don't, laughing is second nature, your clothes fit you to a T, your garden is always blooming reflecting your bank account, you have wonderful connections to everyone you meet, you never hear anything negative because it simply doesn't exist, you have plenty of time to eat, fuck, make love, practice your divinity, fully realize your artistic nature, and tap into all of your hidden skills, Have fun! ITs venus return!!! " -spirit monkey

Saturn Return, When will this shit be over?

Spirit_Monkey — Mon, 12 May 2008 19:42:24 GMT

As you all know, i've been going crazy as of late. I'm just gonna blame it on Saturn Return. So much nicer that way. Approaching your 30th birthday? Feel like your whole world is in complete chaos? Don't fret, because you are NOT losing your mind. (thats good to know) It's just the Saturn Return, one of the most challenging astrological events of your lifetime. It may feel like a meat grinder, crucible, and tornado all rolled into one. Your internal structure may feel as though it's being assaulted with a battering ram. Nervous conditions, irritability, depression, insomnia, and feelings of insecurity are common. Most people go through some sort of identity crisis. Saturn Return almost always requires some major adjustments in lifestyle, attitudes, and relationships. Anything you have outgrown, or have tolerated but not found satisfying, must end now or be altered to meet your emerging needs. Saturn. . . is never easy to deal with because its function is that of promoting growth and it is only frustration and pain which at present are sufficient goads to get a human being moving. This frustration and pain have given Saturn a bad reputation. But the planet's often misunderstood value lies in its very ability to evoke pain. Like the pain of an illness, it warns that something is wrong. Saturn doesn't create the problems, it merely illuminates them. Growth is often accompanied by trepidation and turmoil. As the old self is pushed aside to make room for the new, you may feel weak and vulnerable. You want to move ahead, yet are frustrated by a fear of doing so, torn between a compelling urge to throw off everything connected with your past and an equally frantic need to cling to the familiar rather than brave the great unknown. Even though your Saturn Return may be disturbing, ultimately it reveals what you truly want and sweeps away the clutter that may have been impeding your progress. Your Saturn Return is a personal spring cleaning. No matter how difficult it seems to let go of inappropriate people and things, the first Saturn Return is the time to do it. For if lessons are not learned, the problems will come knocking again during your second Saturn Return at about age fifty-eight, when you are more set in your ways. Once the conflict is confronted, the tension usually subsides. You feel stronger and more capable of moving ahead. Saturn Return is one of the most crucial turning points you ever experience, when you assume the greatest responsibility of all: responsibility for your own life.

Today i'm not going to burning man

Spirit_Monkey — Fri, 09 May 2008 22:48:53 GMT

maybe tomorrow will be different.

TXT Message All Stars!!!

Spirit_Monkey — Fri, 09 May 2008 18:23:59 GMT

Sorry warren, it's just too much of a good thang. *** Here's Spirit's Text message all stars. *** ** Happiness is a Tight Skirt ** God Almighty I love you, i will be thinking of you and our love. Thanks for being such a giving master. ** Beautiful knight I am the wind that guides and tanitlizes. DREAM BIG, RIDE HARD! ** oh HEAVEN! All right, i am ready 2 float! ** Wait a second, I need 2 clean up the mess i made all over myself. ** Oh! You make me weep with joy and love! ** What were the wonder twins powers? ** Bip-badee-bop-badee-do! ** I ALWAYS take u with me everywhere i go! U R in My Heart! ** Crown Room Tonight? ** You can call me anytime. xoxo ** I'm already there, ON THE BUS! ** I will make the bed as the vixens prepare the love feast. ** mmm you were so hot last night....Mr. Hot Cock. *** You are amazing on so many levels, i am blessed to have you in my life. *** Yeah, thats pretty fucked, don't be a dick about it though ** =) xoxo ** Saweeet! Remember to count your blessings! Most of them are your friends. =) spirit

Celebrate being Human!

Spirit_Monkey — Thu, 08 May 2008 22:19:30 GMT

Just flip the coin. god what a hot little pic *wink*

Whats your Current Soundtrack?

Spirit_Monkey — Tue, 06 May 2008 19:24:10 GMT

What is the song or artist that best exemplifies your feeling at this moment. Whether that feeling is only about the here and now or whether that feeling encompasses the future of the summer or the rest of your life. My current soundtrack is Racoon - Coyto. An 8 minute track that makes you feel like you did that one time, when the breeze was in your hair and the the beach was your opportunity for the great escape into perfection with every positive vibe rippling through your cells. It's a great one to listen to if you really don't feel that way at the time. haha. whats your song?

Oh thats our little universe!

Spirit_Monkey — Mon, 05 May 2008 23:37:45 GMT

The masters, thats the universe asking you to become it. The student...thats you! Sometimes you just gotta say, enough is enough. But you're still a student, and the universe always has room for masters. Cause it also loves a good laugh. Feels a little bit like this! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b7kSuHeppEk&NR=1

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