News

Ride from Ashland to the Burn!! =)

Spirit_Monkey — Tue, 18 Aug 2009 19:39:22 GMT

Hey yall. My grrrrrreat freind Zeus is going to the Burn for the first time. Amazing Man of Men and such. He's looking for a ride from Ashland. If anyone is driving through or from ashland, he's got gas money to give and can drive and whatn...ot. It's burn time. here is is profile. http://www.facebook.com/home.php?ref=logo#/profile.php?id=1509353963&ref=nf

VOTE FOR OUR VIDEO!!

Spirit_Monkey — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 19:20:44 GMT

VOTE FOR US!!! me, zap and don Entered a Video Contest for $20,000. Go to Zooppa and Vote for us Yo! Make a profile. (You've done it before) and give us the high 5. http://www.zooppa.com/ads/webtelmobi/videos/webtelmobi-takes-out-fat-cat

SuperHero Saturday! Superhero Breakfast~Superhero Training~Star Trek~Heavy Liquid

Spirit_Monkey — Wed, 17 Jun 2009 22:31:30 GMT

Hey yall beautiful peeps! (besure to scroll below to see my AWESOME flyer!) So this saturday is fucking awesome, first of all. I'm declaring it National Superhero day! Is it any wonder that it is also the cusp of Summer Soltice? I think not. Hang out with me on Saturday and lets get our superhero on!, breakfast at my place, Zigzags superhero training from 11 - 2, Star Trek, and Heavy Liquid. boo yizzay! THEN, it's off to witness one of our very own SuperHeros (someone i admire GREATLY) L. Stiener and HEAVY LIQUID @ the crown. I Gaurenfuckin T that your day / with this combination of SuperHero Activities \ will change your life forever and will kick start your summer. I need it, You need it. Rock on. Superheroes ROCK..and so should we! So this Sat. My house 9:00 - 10:30. come over, I have food for you and smiles and laughs. Then we head over to Zigzags SuperHero Training which starts at 11 (15 min drive from my house in st. johns, if you can't make it to breakfast meet us there at Awakenings http://www.superpoweracademy.com/), come lets support our girls superpowers of life change and get our superhero ON, i bet you discover something about yourself, whats blocking your superhero powers and how to Release YO SElF! (i think my superheroes name is McLovin). Find out what your superhero powers are, our cast of characters is growing and you should be diggin on your knowing! Donations accepted. Then we kick it for lunch whereva we damn well please, all high on our new superheros outfits, get some drinks pahaps and.... THEN we hit up a matinee of STAR TREK (which won't be in theaters much longer) at the Lloyd 10 at 3:50. This is possibly the greatest Uber movie ever. For realz, you don't even know. It's like Star Trek made out with Megan Fox and Johnny Depp....at the same time. I'm telling you, your superhero will jizz in it's pants when you see this. THEN ITS TIME FOR HEAVY LIQUID!!!!! BOOOYA Thats the plan stan, you can join me for all or some or none of these things, but That's what I'm doing this SuperHero Saturday. Sounds like a saturday dressed in heaven. I'll give anyone with hangovers backrubs. Tell whoever. I wish i could tag more but the tagging on fb is limited. Oh and feel free to bring something so you don't make me broke. haha 7435 n mohawk pdx or 97203 Sound good? Fuck yeah, love you xoxo spirit monkey!

Bright Neighbor Community Revolution Tour Launch Event @ 6:30 - 9:00

Spirit_Monkey — Fri, 17 Apr 2009 18:38:53 GMT

I'm going to this tonight, gonna be food and beer and such. =) --------------- Bright Neighbor is embarking on a tour through all 95 Portland Neighborhoods to train our community in creative ways to use technology and real-world community cooperation to help deal with our economic, ecological, and energy challenges. Each stop will be a chance for Bright Neighbor members to meet with one another to solidify local relationships that matter more and more as we all strive to live as local as possible. The official Bright Neighbor kickoff is a community matching / networking event with music, food, and fun! You can meet others either offering up projects that need volunteers, as well as discover new opportunities and groups (others with similar interests as yourself). Guest speakers include: Linda K. Johnson – Guerilla-gardening cross-disciplinary artist and educator Bo Rinaldi – Gourmet “Prosperity Diet” expert and “Vegan Fusion Cuisine” author Randy White – Portland technology/life systems analyst and founder of Bright Neighbor Come to network with other Portlanders making social change happen, bring extra garden seeds for swapping, and partake in door prizes – including a treasure chest full of beautiful red-wiggler worms in microbe rich soil to help your garden grow! We will have a variety of guest speakers on hand from art, biking, gardening, business, alternative economy and other communities to celebrate the many ways we are all moving the community revolution forward. Want to help? We are seeking volunteers to help organize additional tour stops in each neighborhood. Contact Jamie to volunteer and help in your neighborhood. See you at the celebration! When Fri, April 17, 2009 6:30 pm – 9:00 pm Where: CYAN/pdx 333 SW Harrison Street Portland OR 503-802-1041

Dream Stories #1 My new story telling blog.

Spirit_Monkey — Thu, 12 Mar 2009 23:05:04 GMT

So in the spirit of speaking less of things and just being, I've decided to fill my tribe with doing what we love the most. Good ol story telling. So my next 20 or so blogs will be a highly collectable Dream Set from my 3 volumes of dream journals. Randomly selected for your reading pleasure. They may be as long as a few sentences or a few paragraphs. I won't augment them in any way for my own comfort. We all dream of some crazy stuff. They are as is, Raw and from the book. I will accent them with links to pictures so you can get a clear vision. What i also find fascinating is that the Web is indeed a dream catcher..and I'm looking forward to being baffled by the companion images that i find. Fun. So here begins Dream Story Number 1. Randomly selected at 7:45 this morning on page 34 or Dream Journal One. This, fascinatingly enough, is one of my favorite top 30 dreams. I even have a picture of Zemor, (above) already cataloged in my pics. ok I hope you enjoy and i encourage you to collect them all! The Tale of Zeemor, I'm walking down the rubbled street of a city lost to disrepair and war. Dark Clouds roll over head. Towers are sliced and crumbled, skyscrapers fill the sky, there are rivers of overturned cars and blowing paper fills the streets. It's night. http://tinyurl.com/ct6oet I'm walking forward down the street as if I'm the last combatant in a holy war. The only one left. A position which has afforded me this amazing Black Special Op army gear. I'm wearing an outfit that is a cross between Batman Returns and The Matrix. Very, very cool indeed. On my right arm I'm wearing a sort of glove that is completely retrofitted to my body from the elbow down. http://tinyurl.com/dzzoho Accept it's black and more psy-op and there is a glowing purple orb encased in glass on the backside of my hand instead of blue. So here i am, cruising down the street walking and listening to the sounds of this 'not-so-dead' city. There are lots of over turned cars and junk ahead of me and beyond that a courtyard intersection in front of a large tower that contains city hall. Statues and all. I start walking forward and then..... Yeah, you guessed it. Time to use our favorite word. Suddenly. Suddenly I am in motion, running ahead, robo arm outstretched. The lights on my suit fire up and start to show my vital signs, power signatures and overall awesomeness. Dozens upon dozens of minions start pouring into the courtyard ahead, just beyond the piled up cars and wreckage. They are special ops and dark twisted ops from the opposing force. Whomever that is. They pour out of buildings and from alley ways taking up positions to defend against me. I look to my right....and see a White Wolf running next to me, as tall at the back as a man is tall. Beautiful white fur and a rich thick mane that comes together in nice clumped points like so many Anime Haircuts. http://tinyurl.com/djulfg This is Zeemor. My companion. My tethered spirit defender, and friend. http://tinyurl.com/bnfgyg (guess this dream is from 2006) He runs ahead of me toward the throng and as he does I lift my psy-op robo arm and squeeze my hand into a fist, while mentally " firing ". (We all know what that feels like, you kind of scrunch up your face a bit so that it appears that your trying really hard.) Much to my satisfactory surprise Purple lightening shoots out of each one of the tips of Zeemor's mighty mane-pointies and it tears into the wrecked cars, buildings, wreckage and the minions crawling over them. Lighting goes freaking EVERYWHERE. It's blowing out windows, lifting cars off the ground and sending them hundreds of feet in the air, starting up old broken toasters. Sky's the limit. It's amazing. So, of course, now I'm totally into it. Everytime i point and concentrate and squeeze my fist purple lightning shoots from Zeemor's mane pointies, in whatever direction and whichever way i want them to. Psy-op fist commando and Zeemor, my Purple Lightning Wolf, as we rush into the courtyard frying everything in site. Drop kicks, super punches and Zeemor's lighting frying everything imaginable. Thousands of enemies of the dark fly from the courtyard into the sky and surrounding city in the hundreds. We clearly win this day. We stand there alone in the courtyard as Zeemor starts to lick his coat. I walk over and hug him, my head only comes up to the bottom of his neck. The dream ends somewhere around there. A feeling of a new and old friend and the blowing winds of victory against the dark side. Thanks for reading Dream Story #1. I hope you enjoyed it! http://tinyurl.com/dgognm

Surviving the Full Moon

Spirit_Monkey — Wed, 11 Mar 2009 17:41:08 GMT

I hope you all feel well after that torrent of change. This full moon broke our backs. It will take a couple of days, remember you are vulnerable and a bit soft so don't take on too much. Just be for a while. I actually had a dream last night, I'm just remembering it now funny enough. Some people and myself couldn't tell what time it was, some people were saying that it was 1 oclock in the morning, others said it was 3:30 in the morning and still others said that it was 5 in the afternoon, while still others were convinced it was 11 in the morning. I looked outside and it was light out, not really the full light of day, but definitely not night time. All the clocks were changing from 1 am to 3 am to 4 pm. I got the feeling you get when a tornado is outside and you and all your friends keep pacing around looking out different windows. Then i saw why it was day light/ night time blue out. The moon was so bright that it resembled the sun. We all saw it, full moon, above the horizon, large. As if it decided to be a mirror of the sun. Then we watched as the light dimmed as a whole and the moon was left with the outlines of all the continents of earth burned into it's surface. The edges and borders all glowing like the orange light behind a thin crack in a burn barrel. The collective has a chance now to rest a bit. It will take the next day or two. So grab some tea and chill but continue to flesh out your positive idea of yourself. That must still be moved toward or the Virgo danger is that an " All Stop" will back up the love tunnel and cause hiccups we don't need. Move forward at your own pace, but please keep moving forward. Fare thee well.

I just donated to Holly, "Anonymous donor "Mr. Dragon" will match your www.friendsofhollis.blogspot.com donation up to $3,000"

Spirit_Monkey — Fri, 06 Mar 2009 22:13:18 GMT

As most of you know Hollis was in an accident in India which left her in a coma. We, her friends and family, are trying to raise the funds necessary to get her back to the U.S. for treatment. The air ambulance costs approximately $150 thousand....yes, you read that correctly. Please donate AND TODAY: anonymous donor "Mr. Dragon" will match your www.friendsofhollis.blogspot.com donation up to $3,000 before 6pm today 3/6 ! Put "Dragon Match" in the donation field. Thanks Light & Love ~Wasted BRC DPW 2006-?

The Conversation

Spirit_Monkey — Wed, 04 Mar 2009 21:46:03 GMT

First there is a Clear Mind. then.... A Clear Mind feels Love Love has a conversation with happiness. Happiness then has two paths, (being the most fickle emotion) return to love or follow the path below... Happiness then starts a conversation with Details. Details has a conversation with Confusion. Confusion has a conversation with Irritation. Irritation has a conversation with Anger. Anger has a conversation with Sadness. Sadness has a conversation with Loss. Loss has a conversation with Jealousy. Jealousy is but a conversation with your own Insecurity. Insecurity has a conversation with the Unknown. The Unknown has a conversation with Fear. Fear has a conversation with Hope. Hope has a conversation with Personal Power. Personal power has a conversation with Truth. Truth has a conversation with Liberation. Liberation has a conversation with Forgiveness. Forgiveness has a conversation with Love. Love has a conversation with Happiness. Happiness has a conversation with Love. Love has a conversation with a Clear Mind. A clear mind feels love. The Beginning and End. I believe this is the breath-like cycle of your soul. You are either at the beginning/end of this conversation or somewhere in the middle. If you happen to be in the middle it's healthy to know what you are having the conversation for. Find where you are and move from that place towards your inevitable future. Note that I have no idea how to keep the Clear Mind from having a conversation and I would never want to stop it. Also note...the devil is in the Details. hahaha. as you can see. Love conquers all. How you return to Love when given Happiness' fork in the road is entirely up to your personal experience. It's generally a mark of your own strength, discipline and devotion to yourself love. You don't have to fight for your self love, you already have it. If you doubt that ...you will follow the path of details, which is to say...doubt. I must admit I've learned more in this life by going through the details, but there comes a time when " you've been down that road Neo". You either get it or don't, and you will continue to process this list till you "get it ". Getting it means that this conversation never even starts about the particular thing that has just crossed your plate. You have mastered that particular dimension. I pit things against this list all the time. Really helps me out. After I win I go find a new game to play. Something challenging...something that begs for details. hahaha Your mind is a processor, so be kind to it so that if you need to run down the details you'll fly down that list faster than the Flash. This is called raising your vibration. Get some. =) (this conversation is open to revision. Who knows. Just spouting out of the mouth.)

The truest thing I've heard all year.

Spirit_Monkey — Wed, 25 Feb 2009 22:16:30 GMT

"Nothing is so fatiguing as the eternal hanging on of an uncompleted task." ~ William James

Mimosa - Color of the Year

Spirit_Monkey — Fri, 20 Feb 2009 17:21:53 GMT

There's a prediction from a leading color source that cheerful and sunny yellow will be the influential color of 2009. Pantone, which provides color standards to design industries, specifically cites mimosa, a vibrant shade of yellow illustrated by the flowers of some mimosa trees as well as the brunch-favorite cocktail, as its top shade of the new year. In general, Pantone expects the public to embrace many tones of optimistic yellow. "I think it's just the most wonderful symbolic color of the future," says Leatrice Eiseman, executive director of the Pantone Color Institute. "It's invariably connected to warmth, sunshine and cheer -- all the good things we're in dire need of right now." Sweet! I just painted my room that color! I like this whole " things are looking up" bit. =)

Love, it's what's in there.

Spirit_Monkey — Thu, 19 Feb 2009 03:48:32 GMT

If you don't have love in your heart then you've got something else in there. It's your job to find out what that is...and change it. xoxo spirit

Your favorite Text Message.

Spirit_Monkey — Tue, 17 Feb 2009 19:02:28 GMT

Whats the best text message you've ever received? The one that made your day sing. Here is mine. Got it today. "To the sugar cube: I find it highly lovely that you tend to all of your peeps the way you do. It is a sign of a mature and well seasoned energy. Look forward to a moment when you can take a breath- and i will fill you up with light and love again, always. Also- giggling delight to see you again." ahhhhhh. =) you?

5 reasons why you want to give me a blowjob.

Spirit_Monkey — Fri, 13 Feb 2009 19:48:30 GMT

ok, due to demand, i MUST make this blog. ARe you happy NOW trinity? 5 great reasons 2 give me a blowjob 1) Because you've wanted 2 for a long time. 2) Because you've really, really wanted 2 for a long time. Don't lie. 3) Because I made 3,200 dollars this week and would like to add the word " priceless " to my description of the week. 4) Because i have a super beautiful cock just FULL of love to give. ;) 5) Because i want to add more standing ovations onto my 2009 list. You know you can do it.

Ok I finally did 25 things about the Chodebandit.

Spirit_Monkey — Tue, 10 Feb 2009 22:24:22 GMT

Ok, you've hassled me about this for a long time. haha Here it is, 25 things straight from the ego. 1) When i was a baby we lived in Krakow, Poland and one day my mom watched me fall over the railing of our 14 story apartment and she caught me by my shoe. 2) I have an odd fascination with Malls, there is an odd comfort that I experience when I'm there. Like its a mutual portal between all cities. There is something about the abundance there. " You ever notice that when you get off of an airplane in the same place you left?" - Alan Watts 3) The best time of my life was Burning Man 2005 the worst time of my life was Burning Man 2008. I'll go again for sure. 4) I can never tell whether I'm shy or not, i feel like both ALL the time. Sometimes i get overwhelmed with female energy. Other times i can run walk into a room and run the show. Depends on where I'm at...or if i recently smoked a bowl. lol I believe one of the greatest strengths you can have in life is knowing when to open your mouth and when to keep that fucking thing shut. 2008 taught me about that greatly. 5) When i was sixteen my aunts boyfriend (they lived here in Portland) shot her and himself in the head. That was intense. 6) I have 8 aunts and uncles on my dads side and 5 aunts and uncles on my mom's side. I have a total of 16 first cousins. And god knows how many 2nd cousins and 2nd aunts i have and all that. Family reunions are all like..Wha? Wha? Wha? and who are you? 7) I've been 40 feet away from 30 sticks of 2 foot dynamite blowing a hole in a wall INSIDE of an underground gold mine. I had the canary gas detector and everything. The roar rolls around the tunnels till you get blasted with a large poof of air and dust. Gold Dust! 8) I used to be pretty shady. Not as shady as some, i used to be a thief. Money, drugs, whatever. You got it, i'll take it. I used to be so good at it, and then smile to you as i left. I don't have a lack of ghetto experience. I've been in more trailers waiting for brown mexi weed than you ever have been in in your life, with the shadiest characters you can imagine. I've seen more fights than i can count (being the "ALL" friend i stayed out of them and the karma), been in drug raids, been arrested a couple of times, car chases in Detroit, i speak fluent ebonics, fluent in mexican macho energy, the redneck dimension, I can work the American "shade" circuit with ease. With Detroit on one side and Chicago on the other it makes the inbetween a real challenge for those locked in the fray of middle america. 9) Concerts I've seen. That's a long list. Led Zepplin, (1998) Al DiMeola x 4, Jethro Tull x 2, Steely Dan, Moody Blues x 2, Yes x 3 , Umphreys Mcgee x 60, Phish, Dead Can Dance, Mike Patton, Tool x 3, Metallica, Blue Oyster Cult, Tiesto, Oakenfold, Bobby McFerrin etc etc etc >>> forever list. 10) I am stricken with guilt that I gave Ian so much hell as a kid. 11) I hallucinate constantly. Hallucination is the greatest doorway to self transformation and personal dimension building. It gets me in trouble sometimes. Especially when i forget to hallucinate. if i go too long i'll solidify..and i hate not being a polymorpher. 12) Finding my voice has been such a great challenge for me, and everything has pointed to it. On a guided trance i took in 2004 I was gifted the color blue by my ancestors, the color of the throat chakra. It's getting stronger everyday. 13) I was born on Dec 21st 2012. I don't have a messaih complex but i really beat myself up for not having one. With any luck i'll be a full blown ego maniac when 2012 hits. 14) When i'm alone i talk to god outloud...and talk back to myself with his/her/THE voice..aloud. Sometimes i'll do it in front of you. ( p.s...i don't walk around talking to myself all the time ..don't worry, ;) 15) A large part of me thrives from rejection. There is nothing like a broken heart to ring your bell and open up Pandora's box. It's a kind of " if you strike me down i will become more powerful than you can possibly imagine." obiwan kinda thing. I wonder if i subconsciously set myself up for that because i have proof of the end result. I'll have to stop doing that. It's a waste of time anymore; spending time setting yourself up for a scattering to piece it all together again in a higher form. It's fun and works..but it's just another addiction and a runaway from the real thing. 16) Jobs I've had. Corn Dettasling, BagBoy, Burger King, Wendys, Janitor, Dishwasher, Cook, Spanish Tile Roof installer, Landscaper, sifting pills for Upjohn Pharmecuticals, Jumper Horse show Jump Crew Stud (building jumps for horses owned by millionaires and their hot rich daughters), Construction construction construction, Hospital Laundry sifter (don't ask), Sub Sandwhich delivery driver, Bilbo's (LOTR) pizza server, Worked at a music/equipment/instrument store (played guitar all day), Video Compositor, Video Editor, Flash Work, Now I'm an Internet Creative Director. and many many more i can't even remember. But my favorite job is disk golfing. 1997 - 1999 was disk golfing feeeeever. I want to recreate that fever. 17) I am driven mad by the quest for love, and i love it...because i find it. And everytime i think i know how the story goes, it shifts into a form i could never have imagined. booya. 18) My personal cosmology is very broad, i aspire to that which fascinates me, and that which pulls me to the DEEP torrent of the moment in space time. Most of the objects and symbols in this world I don't deem important, unless they've proven that they do indeed speak to the other side, my internal side or the psychological blessings that good energetic surroundings bring. 19) Making someone laugh is my favorite virtue. A virtue I study everyday. 20) I am a fantastic liar, and only lie when it is truly positive. 21) I don't "date" people. Never have. I don't really understand it as a concept. "Yeah, I'm dating a couple of people". Sounds like you're inspecting cars for your next purchase. I either have a rockin good time with people and cruise around loving them and life or I instantly am with my next girl. I have no doubts, no reservations. It's just instant, and I have a track record of getting the girl who zooms me. Maybe thats why I need rejection. To level my ego. Thanks balancing universe! 22) Spirit Monkey truly wants to sit behind the scenes and just Fuck and Smoke and getting High and laugh all day. A very Roman grape eating, sex palace is where my last life must have been. "Fuck my wife" porn is my favorite. The other side, is green and angelic and all that. I can't really tell the two apart anymore...and so i continue to blend my indoctrinated duality into union. 23) Of all the consciousness alterations...nitrous oxide will always have a very special place in my heart. 24) When i was 5 i totally forced this 4 year old boy to play weird penis games with me. We would play....milking cow and weird shit like that. My mom caught us and i got spppizzzzzanked bigtime. That's gotta be weird. So, yes...i've had a penis in my mouth. I kiss men every now and again, but it's for love, not high kink factor. 25) Sometimes I become crippled with opportunity. Knowing that any direction i head in will result in a win. That is my Saggitarian test and training in this lifetime, to move into Capricorn and actually start writing my ass some checks! To choose the mark and release that aarow. Hitting bullseyes all day long. But i must first choose a target. That is my greatest challenge.

It's important to send your friends the best music ever!

Spirit_Monkey — Tue, 10 Feb 2009 03:41:52 GMT

Life is so much better with that action. It's like the fast track to glee. Thats what me and NikiSixx do ALL the time. Go get yourself a music buddy or start being one with us. Cause this shit is just too fucking good to not spread like wildfire. I fucking LOVE this song/track/whatever. Plus...what what what? I looked for it on youtube and found that two hotties nestle in the creation of this. global music takeover. get some. This song's from me. The chorus is like the honey spot. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6OcSOttWYz4 This song's from NikiSixx. This is my new favorite soul squeeze. It seems that sexy and great music go hand in hand. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SNLUJ2EdvnY love love

Wanna go to Jamaica with me in Dec for Carribean HOLIDAZE III?

Spirit_Monkey — Mon, 02 Feb 2009 22:40:10 GMT

There is no way on fucking EARTH that I'm not going to this. Dec 10th - 14th. Jamaica Carribean Holidaze III .."and i jizzed in my pants" http://view.exacttarget.com/?j=fe5915787c6606747117&m=ff02157077650d&ls=fdfe117476650c7d77157975&l=fec01679776c007b&s=fdf61572766c077b7d147776&jb=ffcf14&ju=fe3916727561057f741372 Umphreys Mcgee, Disco Biscuits, and what what? The NEW DEAL!!! Boooooooya! If you've never heard the new deal...go do it. Its like...fuck man, whatever. Also they be jammin! Toots and the Mayalls The Brain Damaged Eggmen ( playing Pink Floyd / Beattles mash up with a Dub Reggae Twist! ) Mad Professor Telepath etc. PLUS after any show for the latenight crew "The party never stops at Caribbean Holidaze! After the late shows head back to the disco at your respective resort for non stop beats by Wyllys and Zack Hagan. Zack Hagan will be bringing a sexy mix of house, trance and IDM for the late night dancers. Wyllis will be spinning a variety of styles ranging from 70's funk to drum and bass. " check it http://www.caribbeanholidaze.com/09/show.php Plus what what ?! You wake up every day in Jamaica with the sand and margeritas rockin while the ocean rolls on and the seagulls tell you it's 32 degrees in PDX? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Check the awesome activities. Water ski with Keller Williams? Are you serious? Santa Christmas Present exchange? Miami Vice day? Umphreys Mcgee Golf Tournament? Snorklings? and you're surrounded by fucking RAD peeps at the Holidaze Silver & Gold Ball for the final night!? Fuck yes http://www.caribbeanholidaze.com/09/activities.php Here's the website, i needn't say more. Go crazy. http://www.caribbeanholidaze.com/09/activities.php Here's the deal. So it's 5 nights in Jamaica at the Hotels Hedonism III (fuck yes) and Breezes in Runaway Bay. This place is fucking dope. PreBooking Starts Feb 4th. There are 400 Rooms available for this sick party. I'm prebooking a room. Each room has 2 people in it. I'm making a deposit of $250 to reserve it. I'm waiting on a reply to some questions i emailed and a phone call i sent. There is a system wherein you arrive and pay a flat fee and don't pay another cent for meals - drinks- anything. I think it may be the $250 but i'm not sure. It seems to say all inclusive everywhere. You need your passport. I doubt this will sell out by the end of the month...So if you and some other people want to go get to pre Ordering. I'm gonna find a bunk mate, party bro/sis. Think about it, I can't have any wishy washy commitments. Flights to Jamaica are looking to be around $600 but i know that we have connections in the fam so. Booya! Plus you have ALL year to save money yo. Fuck it. =) Call me or write about how you are coming with me, your jealousy or your totes excitement. hahahahahahaha. I have some people in mind for the space. I just wanted you to know that you can do this too. Would love to have you. =)

Standing Ovation #13 2009 Covers and Blankets

Spirit_Monkey — Sat, 31 Jan 2009 21:41:19 GMT

Um....did like..EXTREME awesomeness happen last night? Gahhhhh!!! thank you for filling me up with life once again. ok, i'm off to seattle. Love you kids! LOVE!!! nice won. xoxo spirit monkey

Can you Feel That LOVE !!! + big shout out to Chrishna! + Standing Ovation 11.

Spirit_Monkey — Thu, 29 Jan 2009 17:19:18 GMT

-- CAn you feel it? CAn you feel that wave of love coating this city right now!? Oh yeah! it started Tuesday around 1 oclock and is scheduled to rock on >>> FOREVER. Yes folks...That's the forecast as far as i can see it. First of all I'd like to Give Chrishna the BIGGEST MUTHA EFFIN SHOUT OUT EVER. This man is radiating the totes, bringin souls to life and blowing the lid off of paladin-ship. This guy is at it again and it's just so inspiring to be around his energy right now, thank you for shining Chrishna! Totally packing my bags out of winter caves-ville to join you on the path. Fuck yes!!! Second of all I'd like to announce that the Lovely Ladies of Totes crew aka Umbrella Babes received the 11th annual Standing Ovation of 2009. I'll tell you what, sitting on a red couch with 9 of the most beautiful girls in P-Town singing and dancing for you does not suck. That made my life. B-E-A-U-T-I-F-U-L That's been happening to me alot lately. The world is breathing again I'm just overwhelmed with how much i love everyone, how much love there is and how great it is when we are delivered a hole to climb out of. It was an epic climb and there are all these fucking nymphs and rainbows everywhere. It's good to be home. There is nothing like love to make you see again. Editing the family album has blown the roof off my love for you guys and gals. It's good to be alive with you. I got this from my universe email a day ago. I thought you would dig it. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Did you know, that whenever you feel love, you literally begin to glow? You probably did. But did you know that the glowing is actually made up of zillions of minute sparkles? And that these sparkles receive as much energy as they create? And that because of this energy exchange you completely stop aging and look younger? Abundance is immediately drawn to you? Healing powers fill you? Muscles are strengthened, pounds are shed, and your vision improves? Lingering questions are answered? New friends are summoned? Old friends are poked? Problems are solved? And maple syrup tastes more maple-y? All when you feel love. It's true - The Universe "Don't ask yourself what the world needs; ask yourself what makes you come alive. And then go and do that. Because what the world needs is people who are alive." –Howard Thurman

Would you rather go to BURNING MAN for the rest of your Life or NEVER WORK again?

Spirit_Monkey — Wed, 28 Jan 2009 17:32:58 GMT

Jed Bursiek received the 10th annual standing ovation last night after posing that question while we were talking on the front porch. I wandered away in a hilarious laugh off. Then i sat down on the steps...only to rise and give him the 10th annual standing ovation of 2009. I'm keeping pretty good track so far. (which i never do) Standing ovations for 2009. 1) Sid Phillips got the first standing ovation of 2009 for something RAD that he said 2) Matrix Reloaded / the carl way. 3) "" 4)Donald Fergus at City Grill doing the pinching nose face. We died. 5)"" 6)"" 7) Something to do with Chrishna's ultimate radness 8) Given to myself for something I said that made everyone laugh. 9) Dan and Narayanis new roommate knocked my socks off, i talked to her for 2 hours straight. 10) Jed Bursiek poses the question above. Brilliant 11) Totes 9 Umbrella girls singing for me on the couch. 1 - 28-09 12) Sitting on a couch at TukTuks facing 9 girls dancing for me. 13) Covers and Blankets 14) Volunteering to go up on stage at Inviting Desire and having 9 girls surround me having orgasms. 15) My 25 things blog - standing ovation given by zz. If you can remember some standing ovations i gave let me know, cause i can't remember all of them. Ok. How about that question? Think carefully. very...very...carefully. Would you rather go to BURNING MAN for the rest of your Life or NEVER WORK again? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jNqT3yLZ9aw

today

Spirit_Monkey — Tue, 27 Jan 2009 22:34:30 GMT

is very strange.

Best Monday Morning email ever. + Links to Bubblefunk music.

Spirit_Monkey — Mon, 26 Jan 2009 17:49:04 GMT

( I woke up to this, so good i figured i'd share it, from one of my best friends/true inspirations (above)) Skrillz, Here’s the reincarnation: This is going to get involved. Because some stuff happened and my brain and soul and musical self all collided this weekend. LOVE LOVE LOVE> Now…..what’s this pants melting business??? I fell into a rabbit hole of what might be my ultimate track for at least the next few months….and you may just FREAK OUT, AND YOUR PANTS MIGHT MELT OFF…because well, you’ll melt first, and all your outward attire will follow. If ever in your life, a song could capture the essence of the life cycle, the essence of time folding into itself, and the sensation that all of your ancestors, and every human being before us…were actually standing beside us, holding our hands….. THIS IS THE MOTHER FUCKING SONG to do it for you. And so I present you with two versions….. (try the Mylo remix first) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=da88uC3r-HA This is the original which you should also hear for it is also oh so very delectable: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U6PGrub3jUc (the video is even something to enjoy on this one). Either way. Ummmm yeah. Can’t wait to hear what you heard, when you listened to this. Why oh why did it take so long in my life to get connected to this Bubblefunk website of yours??? Could it be more perfect that you can download every ounce of good loving vibes off this person’s website????? And I am not sure how you managed to get past the “going deep” mix,,,,but I haven’t even been able to move beyond this one yet! I can’t wait to listen to your other recomends….because damn it-- the going deep mix did pull my heart strings into the shape of a harp and it played me again. http://www.bubblefunk.com/dj_music_mix_sets.htm In the mean time I hope you are settling into that cozy little work chair of yours, preparing for a productive and nurturing week, for it is where you sit__RIGHT NOW___ that provides you with the peace of financial mind. My love, MUSIC IS THE SOUND OF LIFE HAPPENING… Yours in eternal sisterhood. Nicki-sixx

10 Great Things about Being Single.

Spirit_Monkey — Fri, 23 Jan 2009 00:46:30 GMT

1) You can be the most amazing person on earth or you can be a total dumbass and there is no one taking tally marks, or updating your life resume. 2) It's good to look out at the whole world for a change as appose to staring into one persons soul endlessly. 3) Less sex makes the sex you DO get fucking AMAZING x 10. 4) I only process me. 5) You can be whoever you want to be again, and generally that ends in being yourself, with total upgrades. 6) Negotiation = 0 7) Your imagination goes wild, what would you do if you didn't have to run it by someone? 8) I actually get OUT of bed. 9) You can look forward to that amazing feeling again, you know ....that initial LOVE spark...gah! that feeling is the best. Itcomes with an artistic flair, an ocean of the divine, mutual aspirations, plenty of conversation and stillness, teamwork and buko dual income, as well as 10 million things you didn't even think of. 10) When no one's around there is no one to say whether or not it's ok. ( just don't overcompensate. be good to yourself ) top ten bad things about being single? I'm sure we can all figure those out, they totally suck my brain out through a straw. but fuck that. I'm focusing on the positive. word!

Wanna go with me to Al Dimeola on January 31st?

Spirit_Monkey — Thu, 22 Jan 2009 18:47:55 GMT

Hey you guys, i have an extra ticket to Al Dimeola in Seattle on Jan 31st. Al Dimeola is my favorite guitar player/composition writer. He almost single handedly started the Jazz Fusion movement. He's playing at Dimitris Jazz Lounge/Dungeon at 7 and I have dinner reservations for 6. This show is not to be missed. Once in a lifetime opportunity to see the greatest musicians you have ever seen. Period. We'll be driving up around 1, kicking it around Seattle and then going to dinner and the show, after that we'll see what Seattles got goin on yo! and most likely spend the night with some super rad people. Contact me if interested, the Ticket is $40. Cheap. It's going to be Me, Don, Tito and ______(you?) Lets do it, i'm driving toss me $15 in gas and we got a sweet Road trip. Contact me yo! Great road trip after a night of covers and blankets. oh and here are some links to Al Dimeolas supreme awesomeness. If you wanna see dead can dance attitude with an intensely powerful jazz fusion twist this is it. You know me, i'll be dancing. Tango lessons before we go? This guy has Italy in the bag. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HWIwn_gZCgw&feature=related This one is short and rockin. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Wx3JXoZnfg&NR=1

3 Sentences that describe you.

Spirit_Monkey — Tue, 13 Jan 2009 22:42:22 GMT

What are three sentences that describe you today? me. On a steady diet of 1999-2004 trance/electronica, doctors orders. Rat in a Cage. Desperately Redirecting my Explosive Nature into some kinda Starship.

Looking for a Shaman

Spirit_Monkey — Mon, 12 Jan 2009 22:59:44 GMT

well, so much for not blogging that much. Hey, I'm looking for a Shaman in Portland, it's clear to me what i must do. If you have any recommendations please p.m. me. extra points if they're a S.C. thx.

*News*