July 1, 2006One-eyed, one-pawed cats make me really wet,
everyone knows that they're tight.
Feline orifices, especially extraterrestrial ones, they're outta sight!
Could you, would you, please loan me your space friend, I hope you might.
You know that if you give her to me, I promise to treat her right.
I will hold her, and kiss her and squeeze her and make sweet love to her shite,
You and I both know that females built like that put out without a fight.
So what do you say, Dave Squarepeg, about me and her for at lest one night?