joined on 11/02/03
last updated 01/13/07
February 25, 2004
Kelsey is the original psychic assassin. She's La Femme Nikita + Tinkerbell. She's got more energy and enthusiasm than a herd of He-Man humming birds. She'll kick your ass harder than She Hulk. She has magic enough for Neil Gaiman. She is touched by the creative force of Pinkwater. Her smile and strap-on seduce both God and Country. Get on your knees and stick out your tongue for you are in the presence of greatness.
November 4, 2003
On first meeting she is quite pleasant and kind of quiet. At some point you'll notice that the window is off kilter. Closely studying the effect, you sense that the entire room has changed shape. You feel the instability of all matter, you can feel distinct molecules flowing through you ( as they have always done ). You turn to her to express your understanding, and find she has transformed into a ball of glowy calm. Through the intemperate storm of the universe, she has managed to cohere into a ball of love. That's Kelsey.
Either that or she's just a hoopy frood. I haven't decided. Either way she's a wonderful trip, yeah?
A Gallery of Randal,
Accordion hotties,
Annie Sprinkle Fan Club,
assorted generalities,
Bay Area Derby Girls,
Big Yellow House,
Cafe Village,
Cosmic Star,
Cute Cats for Cute People,
Dead Letter - A Pirate Mail Service,
Dogtown Neighborhood Association,
Free Skool,
Friends of Daniel Manus Pinkwater,
girls with accordians,
Guerilla Drive-In,
Last Night DIY Celebration,
LaunchPad,
Live/Work SF,
Livin' the Pipedream!,
Lucid Dream Lounge,
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about me
I like to stay up late reading resource guides and drink too much coffee and say silly things about my anthropomorphized car and the emotional roadblocks of my wisdom teeth.
Finding me in that desert place: Zombie Circus
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I'll be at Zombie Circus Camp. We don't have an address yet. Long story. I'll be performing in the Fire Conclave at the man-base before the Burn, around the 9;20 part of the circle. I'm one of the cheerleaders. Yep.
Also, I have close ties ...
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$900 / mo Bedroom + Studio Space - West Oakland / Emeryville - May 1st
( housing » roommates ) $900/mo Bedroom + Work Space - West Oakland/Emeryville – Avail May 1st -...
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listing posted Sat, April 19, 2008 - 1:52 PM
Beginning Aerial Arts Class - Only 2 Spaces Left! Emeryville, CA
( events » arts ) Beginning Aerial Arts class in Emeryville has space for 2 more students!
Tuesdays 8 PM - 9:30 PM
Head Over Heels Gymnastics, Instructor Emily Park
Emeryville, CA
Come this Tuesday, November 20!
$255 for 10 week series, your first class ...
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event starts Tuesday, November 20, 2007 - 8:00 PM
I'll be at Zombie Circus Camp. We don't have an address yet. Long story. I'll be performing in the Fire Conclave at the man-base before the Burn, around the 9;20 part of the circle. I'm one of the cheerleaders. Yep.
Also, I have close ties to Sophisticated Dare Delivery at 7:30/Fairlane. Those folks will probably know how to get a hold of me, well, at least Shannon and Cassidy will.
Looking forward to seeing you all,
xoxo Kels.
Sat, August 23, 2008 - 3:25 AM
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On August 17 & 18 I will be performing in a stage adaptation of "Plucker," a dark, children's story book (by artist Brom).
We are looking for a few more terribly wonderful humans to cast as Toys. The role of the Toys is to engage the audience in various scenes, get them to play with you, and help lead them from room to room for the different scenes. You are to break the fuck out of that 4th wall.
No prior stage experience required, no lines to memorize, just a playful nature, a will...
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I'm gonna get this tattooed across my back. Every time I look at this picture, my eyes fill with pure love.
Sat, June 3, 2006 - 6:54 PM
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