<< get it here. snippets of conversation overheard from afar. texts sent from friends. things people say to, near, in, or around me. >>
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"That's why I'm a bartender not some dude who works in a restaurant." Damon, in response to a snotty customer's queries about bar food.
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"I found you. And I think I should keep you!"
-Bill, to me :)
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"Bill, we are NOT that nice. Let's go." -me
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"Oh, man. I have to shake your hand. Wow." - Questlove, after I strong-armed him into watching me hoop ;)
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"Smack my butt, it's better than my work!" -Miss Strawberry, after a good deal of whiskey and a large dose of HQ
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"Fucking girls, man, making trouble for me, man."
-the german to j.p.
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"If you had an affair with an octopus, this would be your lovechild." - Betty, with a pic of the newly discovered 'octosquid'
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"Don't put your face in the dog's face. You never know." - Winkel's mom
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