Stevland, have I told you how much I think youre awesome lately? Im generally pretty judgemental and I think youre an amazing guy.

Youre the best thing to happen to britney since nipple pasteys and by far the best borfriend shes ever had. You even exist outside of the internet, shitty towns in ontario and ugly black platform boots! What a novelty!

I really enjoyed the thime I spent with you and britt last time I was in nelson/rossland, and Im really looking foreward to seeing you again while Im there!

Stevland. I'll never forget who was drinking red wine at the club during the good old days. It wasn't upper or lower, just pure.

Pure class.

Stevland: An unusual fellow, who makes me laugh. And in his quiet moments...(if you can catch them)... a thoughful and interesting person. He is VERY observant and clever, and always has something to add to a situation. I enjoy his quick wit, and hope to get to know him better. Now, other people may call him an asshole, and even I may have tossed that word around once or twice, but I believe everyone is an asshole in their own right, and they shouldn't give him ALL the credit. Everone has an asshole, but not everyone carries a Gerbil.

Way to push that envelope!

You ROCK!...and don't fucking forget it.

What can I say ....Stev's a great person to be around when your in a pickle, in a peach, at a party at a beach, in a house with a mouse , in a box with a fox....... Oh yes he's a keeper...
Laurel

I know this wonderful man who filled my life with light and love the moment he walked through the doors of my heart. He is gracious, kind, sweet, funny, devilishly handsome, sensual and unrelentlessly sexy...

Stevland's not bad either.

irreverant, discordant, downright obnoxious, and a swell guy all round. Stev, you keep me laughing and the rest of 'em guessing. Keep doin' what you do, man, you rock the casbah nitely!!!

There are some people you just don't expect in life.
Stevland Ambrose is one of them.

He'll come into your life out of nowhere and hit you like a fucking hurricane.

Stevland is an acquired taste.
At first (if you meet him online, anyway) he can be a little bit intimidating.
He'll get in your face, challenge you, and say things just to piss other people off. He can be a downright asshole - and he knows it.
But if you stick around long enough, you'll grow to love him.
Because despite a royal pain in the ass sometimes, he's quite thoroughly wonderful.
He's kind, charming, intelligent, exceptionally honest, a ton of fun, and very comfortable to be around.
AND he throws a fantastic mid-week party. ;)

Here's to you being so fucking rad, Stev.
I hope we're friends for many years to come.

I say give credit where it's best deserved, and Stev gets it. Honest, funny and sweet, he's the only one with the true potential to turn me into a bar-star...never blows hot and cold (he's always hot!) and always first to tell you that its your time to shine.

Lovin Stevland with all my heart.

This guy is one of the best friends a guy could ever have..

Whether it's getting down to Funky tunes , rocking with a tune on the

ol' gitbox or making you laugh like a raging lunatic on a chocolate

covered twinkie bender he's always been there for me.. and I love him

for it.. Hey welcome to the shire theres no place like it and Stevland

is A kootenay All star...Hot Cheese!

The Kman

Electrified,
Funktified
Justified,
He’ll take you to
The other side
Bring it on up
Throw it back down
He’s your man
Pound for pound
Vibrant, loving
Kind and sweet
Animal lover
But still eats meat
Snuggle slut
Hold him close
Tell him your troubles
He’ll help you the most
Dashing, charming
Soulful and tender
He’s there for you always
Even on a bender
You need something
He’s happy to lend
Even his heart
Friends till the end

To my Stevland…I don’t know what I’d do without you.

Stevland has a really big computer.

stev is the biggest geek shit i"ve ever met!!!he can go and play with his fuckstick. or shall i say weenstick....?

I met Stevland at Shambhala. Need I say anymore? He's so funny and fabulous, he'll make you pee your pants! Or maybe if you give him enough good beer, he'll pee them for you! If that still doesn't work, just hang around his house and someone is bound to wet their pretty, pretty panties. There are always hot chicks at Stevland's, like me for example! :p