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Death To All Martians!

   Sun, March 18, 2007 - 3:10 AM
*Death To All Martians!* (Dedicated to George W. Bush)

On March 4th, 2042, the crew of The Triumph land on Mars, claiming the planet in the name of the United States of Earth & establishing the first in a series of permanent settlements.
In the Fall of that year, the settlers are startled to discover messages on their computer terminals that read: HUMANS PLEASE RETURN TO EARTH.
In the following months the settlers' computers are overrun with similar messages, which begin to appear with increasing frequency and articulation.
On February 9, 2043, the United States of Earth declares war on Mars, ushering in a new era of World War. In the ensuing years, many great War Anthems would be written to glorify & justify the Great War against the ungodly 'Red Menace,' yet none would possess the enduring popularity of the first hit, 'Death to All Martians!'

Death to all Martians!
No one will be spared
None will survive
Death to all Martians!
State-sponsored genocide

We're gonna colonize your planet
We're gonna mine all your ores and your oils
We're gonna rape your Martian women
We're gonna stick it to those bug-eyed whores

It's interplanetary conquest
We can't be stopped
We won't be denied
We're gonna wipe out your whole species
State-sponsored genocide

We're gonna terraform your homeland
Millions of missiles loaded with spores
Oxygen-producing fungi
Operation TERRORFORM

Death to all Martians!
No one will be spared
None will survive
Death to all Martians!
State-sponsored genocide

((The following message has been brought to you via a joint effort between the United States of Earth's
Departments of Genocide & Propaganda.))


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strong.cottonwoods
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Tue, March 20, 2007 - 7:31 AM
Your city's a sucker, my city's a creep

hah !
i love it


here is another one for you,
written from the bowels of
mid-willamette valley, Oregon, United Spates
whilst I was visiting the rents.


"that patriotic spirit"

god bless!
the united states of cholesterol,
alcopops and diet pills
of venezuelean cocaine and
mexican labour

of suburban white kids
misappropriating moral poverty
it ain't nothin but
the american way

its on Pay Per View, broadcast on the weekend
like katie couric explaining on prime-time evening news
how to put a condom on a purple rubber dildo

fair, and balanced.

It's also on C-SPAN, the post-game highlights
its almost as if the vice president of the united states
shot his best friend in the face hunting,
or something

Universal health what?
the audacity!
what do you think this is,
a fucking democracy?

fortunately for me, I've been
supporting the troops,
lying on my tax returns,
tanning regularly and
throwing up all over myself.
alot.

that sort of patirotic spirit goes along way these days.


With love and excessive nationalist sentiment,
basil
in chile