...then take my quiz!

www.chatterbean.com/uquiz/my...45143.php

this is the music I listen to...

Dark Tranquillity
At The Gates
All That Remains
As I Lay Dying
Death
My Dying Bride
Racer X
Fates Warning
Immortal
Suffocation
Hypocrisy
Despair
Return To Forever
The Crown
Dimmu Borgir
Celtic Frost
Burzum
Cynic
Tiamat
Nocturnus
Deicide
Asphyx
Disincarnate
Morbid Angel
Judas Priest
Iron Maiden
Opeth
Paradise Lost
Dark Angel
Mahavishnu Orchestra
Shakti
Sean Malone
Cradle Of Filth
Enslaved
Emperor
Oxyplegatz
Therion
In Flames
Dio
Winds
Arcturus
Unholy
Ayreon
Sentenced
Sinister
Moonspell
The Absence
Atheist
Desultory
Eucharist
Meshuggah
Old Man's Child
Sadist
Rotting Christ
Sacrilege
Ulver
Carcass
Dissection
Between The Buried And Me
Amon Ammarth
Children Of Bodom
Amorphis
Paradise Lost
Pestilence
Samael
Dan Swano
James Murphy
Jason Becker
Grief of Emerald
Oxyplegatz
Bewteen The Buried and Me
Vintersorg
Borknagar
Antonio Vivaldi
Darkthrone
Amorphis
Master's Hammer
Katatonia
Grave
Bal Sagoth
Obituary
Nightrage
Alas
Ved Buens Ende

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also some great information about allergies-look under the "FAQs"

how many lead-guitarists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

15....1 to screw it in, and 14 to say how much he sucks and can't do it with "feeling".
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What did the guitarist do when his teacher told him to turn his amplifier on?

He caressed it softly and told it that he loved it.
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What's the difference between a fiddle and a violin ?

Who cares - neither one's a guitar
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Did you hear about the guitarist who was in tune ?

Neither did I
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Why are so many guitarists jokes one liners ?

So the rest of the band can understand them
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How many guitar players does it take to cover a Stevie Ray Vaughn tune ?

Evidently all of them.
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"Mommy! Mommy! When I grow up I want to be a guitar player!"

"Now Johnny, you can't do both!"
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How do you get a rhythm guitarist to play softer?

Give him music to read.
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how do you know when your bassist is at your door?

because he always forgets the key and never knows when to come in.
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How many bass players does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They let the keyboard player do it with his left hand.
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What do you do if your bassist is drowning?

Throw him his amp.
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Did you hear about the electric bass player who was so bad that even the lead singer noticed?
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what do you call that one guy who is always hanging around 4 musicians?

vocalist.
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How many altos does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They can't get that high.
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what do you call a drummer with no girlfriend?

homeless.
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how do you get a drummer off your porch?

pay him for the pizza
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What did the drummer get on his IQ test?

Drool.
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Did you hear about the time the bass player locked his keys in the car?

It took two hours to get the drummer out.
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What's the difference between a drummer and a drum machine?

With a drum machine you only have to punch the information in once.
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How do you know when the stage is level ?

The drummer is drooling out of both sides of his mouth
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How is an orgasm like a drum solo?

You can tell it's coming but there's no way to stop it.
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How many drummers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They have machines to do that now
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Why is a violinist like a scud missile?

Both are offensive and inaccurate.
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What do violists use for birth control?

Their personalities.
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What's the difference between a cello and a viola?

The cello burns longer.
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What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?

A flat minor..
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a lightbulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would have done it.
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What do call a successful musician?

A guy whose girlfriend has 2 jobs.


and the "grande finale' "

What do you get when you put a diminished chord together with an augmented chord?

A demented chord.

(if you play, thats hilarious)

What's the difference? They'll be plenty of chicks for these
tigers on the road to the Promised Land. This is it! It's really
happening! Who needs qualifications? Who cares about Thatcher and
unemployment?! We can do just exactly whatever we want to do! And
you know why? Because we're Young Ones. Bachelor boys! Crazy, mad,
wild-eyed, big-bottomed anarchists!!

"Now look, I once stood exposed to the Dragon's Breath so that a man could lie one night with a woman. It took me nine moons to recover. And all for this lunacy called, "love, " this mad distemper that strikes down both beggar and king. Never again. Never. "

" That's it... and look upon this moment. Savor it! Rejoice with great gladness! Great gladness! Remember it always, for you are joined by it. You are One, under the stars. Remember it well, then... this night, this great victory. So that in the years ahead, you can say, 'I was there that night, with Arthur, the King!' For it is the doom of men that they forget."

"You're not listening... well, your heart is not. Love is deaf as well as blind. That's it."

" Remember, there's always something cleverer than yourself."

"Looking at the cake is like looking at the future, until you've tasted it what do you really know? And then, of course, it's too late."

"Good and evil, there never is one without the other."

"When a man lies, he murders some part of the world. "

"The future has taken root in the present."

"The days of our kind are numberèd. The one God comes to drive out the many gods. The spirits of wood and stream grow silent. It's the way of things. Yes... it's a time for men, and their ways."

My Affirmation for Defiance

I am a god amongst men. I have great talents, I am strong and powerful, and I am attracting the right woman to me, she will be the happiest woman in the world. I am proud, and will make others proud of me. The supreme creator put me on this planet for a purpose, one that only I can understand. All of those who deter me from that purpose are a distraction and should be ignored. If a woman does not show me the attention I need, she will be ignored. If I give without getting fed in return, I will walk away. If I starve, then I feed myself. I will cast aside all judgments of myself and fulfill my needs. If I starve, I can not feed others. I will not be afraid to express my needs and desires. I am here on this planet to create and express. I am here to express what I create. I am blessed and special, and if someone doesn’t see this, then they do not exist to me. I deserve love. I deserve sensuality. I deserve pleasure. I deserve happiness. I will not deny these things to myself. I will not allow others to deny these things to me. I will not sacrifice who I am for anybody. I will not apologize for things I did not do. I am who I am and no one can tell me other wise. This is my affirmation for greatness, my prayer of personal invocation. This is my defiance to all of those who have ever doubted me, overlooked me, ostracized me. With god as my witness, with every ounce of my being, I pledge myself to these words. And NOONE shall ever take this away from me.