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Fou Fou Ha, Sparkly Devil and DJ Donimo ALL AT KINKY SALON!!

superstar — Fri, 18 Jul 2008 23:32:52 GMT

THIS SATURDAY Kinky Salon... America's WILDEST Sex-Positive Community presents JUNGLE LOVE Saturday July 19th www.kinkysalon.com FEATURING... FOU FOU HA! ( http://www.foufouha.com/ ) Those Euro-Styley Buffoons of The Ridiculous and Perverse will unleash their special brand of JUNGLE MOJO on the nights wild festivities! They BLEW US AWAY at The Sweetheart's Ball and we're thrilled to have them make a first time appearance at Mission Control! Animalistic burlesque bySparkly Devil ( http://www.sparklydevil.com ), 2008 Miss Exotic World Finalist, star of the new SF horror comedy The Terror of Titty Town, Head Devil of the Hubba Hubba Revue, and Detroit's very own combination of sass, class and ass! AND DJ DONIMO, who rocked SUPEREROS is BACK!!! He's played NEW WAVE CITY, B.A.G.G., ENDUP and hosts his very own LUCKY PIERRE ( http://www.myspace.com/clubluckypierre ), 1st Fridays at the Stud, and HEAT ( http://www.myspace.com/clubheatsf ), 3rd Fridays at the Stud, Leather , Latex, Fetish costumes, Sexy lingerie, etc. ALL WELCOME PLEASE No Jeans, street clothes or sports wear YOU WILL BE TURNED AWAY! In the jungle, the mighty jungle, the Lion sleeps tonight DRESS: WILD BEASTS and ANIMALS!!! HORNS, CLAWS, FUR !!!Lions, Tigers, Panthers, EXOTIC BIRDS, Serpents, Monkeys! Laughing Hyenas, Apes! TIKI, Jungle Savages, Jungle print bikinis, ANIMAL FAUX FUR, EXOTICA, Safari Expedition/ Khaki safari outfits, Mowgli-The Jungle Book, Headhunters, Witch Doctors, CANNIBALS, fake bones, Maori tattoos, Strange body markings, Jimmy Buffet ?, Explorers, Heart of Darkness, Colonel Kurtz, TARZAN,

SuperPeepshowMinigolf SAVED San francisco

superstar — Thu, 12 Jun 2008 00:17:53 GMT

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3PbDqMsADJE Watch this link- it sums up the day its starts a little slow but be patient its frickin hi-larious THANKS EVERYONE!!!!!

help with mailman?

superstar — Mon, 02 Jun 2008 17:35:10 GMT

Hey folks! Can anyone help me install mailman? (the python mailing list tool) I tried but its a little outside my technical skillz thanks!

Sex party panel TONIGHT

superstar — Thu, 22 May 2008 18:15:11 GMT

> Thursday, 5/22, 7:30PM-10:30PM—GROUP SEX THEN AND NOW: A Play Party Retrospective – Panel Discussion Moderated by Reid Mihalko > > Play party. Orgy. Love-In. Group scene… Call it what you will, but have you ever been to a sex party? What about one that happened twenty-five years ago? > > Join New York City sex and relationship geek (and play party educator) Reid Mihalko as he moderates a distinguished panel of Bay Area play party promoters and attendees (past and present) to discuss the rich history of San Francisco’s sex parties, swap favorite stories and tips, share valuable lessons learned, and muse where they see play parties heading in the future… > > If you’ve ever wondered what group sex was like “way back when” (or now!), or how the people who attend play parties today differ from those twenty years ago, or how the rules surrounding group sexual dynamics have changed through the years… If you’re curious who is throwing play parties today, what kinds of events are out there and for whom, where they happen, who attends, and if there is a play party for me and what I’m into… Please join us for a group of group-sex geeks talking about… What else?... group sex! > > $10 donation requested. At CSC, 1519 Mission near 11th.

Invitation to participate

superstar — Fri, 02 May 2008 21:09:45 GMT

We are starting a new event here at Mission Control on May 9th (thats NEXT FRIDAY) called ‘The Voyage of The Lotus Lightship’ and we are looking for participants. Specifically, we are looking for facilitators, practitioners, musicians, performers, poets, shamans, and guides of all persuasions. Do you have something to show us? Something to share? Something to try out? Something to teach? If you have any short immersive/interactive experiences in your repertoire that you would like to share, or any ideas for more ongoing games and thought provoking exercises, or some sort of linear presentation or performance- all your ideas are welcome! Ideally your offering would range from 5-15 minutes, or be an ongoing thing that doesn't require group focus. We want this to be an opportunity for you to open your work up to a new audience and present any projects you are working on. The range of people here will be super diverse and interesting. All your details will also be featured on the newsletter, which goes out on our 2000 strong email list. We are interested in Yogic traditions, Tantric wisdom, tools of consciousness, altar building, Aromatherapy, Elixirs, DJ’ing, poetry and spoken word, healing body work, visual arts and media, performance and ritual, guided meditations…. Whatever you feel like sharing! The overall flavor of the evening’s voyage will be playful, light-hearted, rejuvenating, and luscious …a true kaleidoscopic of ‘social alchemy’. We hope you will join us, if not at this first outing, then at a later launch date! Please get back to us asap, as this event is coming up fast. If we have you phone number then you can expect a call in the next couple of days. The details of the event are listed below. Please feel free to forward this invitation on! We look forward to hearing from you! Polly SuperStar and Professor Violet Voyage of the Lotus Light Ship Friday May 9th Mission Control (2519 Mission Street @ 21st) 9pm till 2am (ALL guests should arrive before 10.30pm for lift off) BYO beer and wine $10 at the door (or offer your services as a volunteer for free entrance) beepledebeep-beepledebeep-beepledebeep-beepledebeep Calling all adventurers in Beauty, Truth and Pleasure The Lotus Light Ship will be docking port at Mission Control 3D Time Space Track MAY 9 2008 0900pm Align your destination with ours for the evening and experience an evolutionary, creative, non-sexual sex positive environment for your journey into the senses and the extra senses. Experience Mission Control with chillitude and chillaxation. Ecstatic Journey Triangulation Vectors: Luscious downtempo music……check Tantric technology from the future……check Culinary and olfactory stimulus……check Tantalizing demonstrations……check Intriguing salon conversations……check Delicious yogic bliss……check

Single, eligable men wanted!

superstar — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 21:36:57 GMT

tonight is our singles night, Crushlab. After having too many guys signed up all week, we have suddenly had a rush of ladies sign up and now the gender balance pendulum has swung in the other direction. Let me make this clear: CRUSHLAB WILL BE PACKED CHOCK FULL OF AWESOME WOMEN sign up now by sending a photo and 4 words about you to: crushme@crushlab.com http://www.crushlab.com

WIN FREE KINKY SALON ENTRANCE FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE!!!

superstar — Mon, 31 Mar 2008 17:10:52 GMT

That’s right, you heard us right. We are offering free lifetime entrance to Kinky Salon! What do you have to do for this boon??? Just create something (ANYTHING) in this month’s theme and send it to us! It could be a movie clip, a poem, a picture, music, ceramics, a painting, a comic strip…. anything at all. We will pick the top five, and then the community will vote on the winner. DEADLINE for entries is April 12th. Don’t be shy. DO IT NOW!!! Winners will be displayed in the Kinky Salon hall of fame for ETERNITY… eternity….eternity…! Email your entry to iwannagetintokinkysalonfreefortherestofmylife@kinkysalon.com

Borrow your CDJ decks this friday-saturday?

superstar — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 22:20:02 GMT

whose got one? we need one for friday-sat. just your basic cdj decks happy to do free entrance trade credits cash IF needed email me asap!

Come and do YOGA with me today at 6pm

superstar — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 22:46:50 GMT

This evening at 6pm I will be at Mission Yoga, upstairs in the Sun Room, for meditation vinyasa. It's an awesome class. JOIN ME Meditation Vinyasa Yoga This class uses vinyasa (flow), modifying breath to create movement in the body, to allow the practitioner insight into yoga as a whole. This is a powerful form of yoga that can be both physically and mentally challenging. By using vinyasa (roughly sun salutations) as yoga's physical building block, we realize the breath as the building block of consciousness. Yoga as meditation allows us to experience honesty by transcending perceived limitations; building an appreciation of love, integrity, and union. Chanting and meditation are central to this experience, allowing us to connect in new ways to ourselves as well as others.

CRUSHLAB TONIGHT

superstar — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 20:24:32 GMT

CrushLab St. Patrick's Day Party! Friday March 14th Mission Control If you haven't checked out CrushLab yet, then this is the perfect event for you! It's a special St Paddy's Day Party, with free beer and extra special suprises. RSVP now by sending us a photo and 4 words that sum you up. Come and celebrate St Patricks Day with a bunch of hot singles. Dance a jig, wear green, drink beer and celebrate Irish culture! THE EVENT: Crushlab is a twisted twist on traditional singles nights- it's *the* place to meet bohemian, artsy, not-quite-normal singles in San Francisco. It's full of creative, unique, open-minded, inspiring, and smokin’ hot singles. They are totally not lame most of the time! It’s awesome! DETAILS: Friday March 14th 8pm-1am You are welcome to bring your own alcohol, and we will be giving away FREE BEER for this special event! OH-THE GAMES WE PLAY!! First, we have fabulous hosts who will take you through the Crush Lab experience. We've got activities including speed dating, match-making introductions with our Connect-a-tron 9000, high-powered mingling and if at any point during the night you meet that person who wets your whistle you invite them, right then and there, to our Crush Lab Movie which we will show at the end of the night! If that all sounds too exhausting, you just hang out in Mission Control's fabulous Tiki-Voodoo Lounge...where you're can cast your voodoo mojo onto interested singles! TELL YOUR SINGLE FRIENDS: Bring someone with you and get in for half price. They don't need to be screened if they arrive with you.

new Pink website

superstar — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 04:16:54 GMT

Check it out! www.pinkplayparty.com I made it pat me on the back and tell me Im clever please! I learned flash HIGH FIVE

Check out this frickin line up!!!!!

superstar — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 03:07:16 GMT

Kinky Salon presents…..The Sweethearts Ball…..Hot Luv in Karnytown At Xenodrome on Saturday Feb 16th www.kinkysalon.com Pre-Buy your tickets now to avoid disappointment! We expect to sell out! http://kinkysalon.com//?page_id=12 Announcing the fabulous line up for the Sweethearts Ball!!!!! DJs - Syd Gris (Opel, Opulent Temple) www.opelproductions.com - Mancub (Space Cowboys) www.spacecowboys.com - Delachaux (Anon Salon, Dark Kabaret) - Matt Hite (Bootie SF) www.beatmixed.com - The Barron (Kinky Salon) Starring Kitty Kitty Bang Bang (www.kittykittybangbang.com) Those Vivacious Vixens of Vaudeville Fou Fou HA! (www.foufouha.com) Combining buffoonery, intricate dance choreography, drag queens, slapstick, and cheap bourbon! Frank Olivier (www.twistedcabaret.com) The energetic, multitalented, masterful comedy performer who can do it all! High Flying Abigail (www.highflyingabigail.com) A death defying combination of burlesque and aerial! Abigail and her TRAP- TEASE! Paul Nathan IN A DUNK TANK!!! (www.absintheparty.com) You heard us right- that bad boy magician we can’t wait to dunk! Proceeds go to the Saint James Infirmary Vegas and Boenobo (www.gooferman.com) Our favorite clowny boys will be keeping our midway alive! (and persuading you to dunk Paul Nathan, of course) Dottie Lux (www.dottielux.com) Fresh off the bus, there’s a new clown in town! All the way from New York City! Miss Rosie (www.hooliehoop.com) She’s spreading the Hoop Gospel with her Hoola Hoopin of Joy! Hallelujah! DETAILS Saturday Feb 16th 10pm till 3am At XENODROME 1320 Potrero Avenue (@ 25th) 21 and over FULL BAR 24 hr Secure Parking on 24th at Folsom near the Hospital …With naughty afterparty at Mission Control from 1am till late

Come on LADIES!!

superstar — Tue, 08 Jan 2008 02:27:27 GMT

Hey there beauties! Crushlab is this Friday and we are chock full of eligible bachelors! Come and join us! Check out our site www.crushlab.com Crushlab is the place to meet fun, creative, sexy singles in San Francisco. This is a must-attend-kind of event if you are smart, silly, sexy and single!!!! Crushlab is the only funky, bohemian, artistic and ALTERNATIVE singles night in San Francisco..or may be the whole Western Seaboard? CrushLab- the only event in the world youre guaranteed the crowd is going to be sexy, creative, fun, gender balanced and (most importantly) AVAILABLE!!! In order to attend you must send an email to RSVP@crushlab.com with the following: Your name Your age A photo And 4 word that best describe YOU!!! You must be pre-screened to attend so we can keep the gender balance in check. Once you are approved we send you the link to our advance tickets... Those who purchase advance tickets will get the chance to fill out our Connectatron 9000 questionaire which allows us to match you with super compatible people so we can introduce you at the Crushlab event. Its a sure fire way to meet somebody with common interests! OH-THE GAMES WE PLAY!! First, we have fabulous hosts who will take you through the Crushlab experience. Weve got activities including speed dating, matchmaking introductions with our Connectatron 9000, high-powered mingling.... And if at any point during the night you meet that person who wets your whistle you invite them, right then and there, to our Mini Movie, which we will show at the end of the night! Perfect for checking out their kissing skills or munching popcorn while holding hands! Or if that all sounds exhausting, you just hang out in Mission Controls fabulous Tiki-Voodoo Lounge where youre sure to meet many interesting, friendly singles! The crowd is pre-screened so everyones a catch. Send your email to RSVP@crushlab.com to get pre-approved! Let the Crushes begin!

The Revised Kinky Salon Charter

superstar — Sat, 05 Jan 2008 20:36:15 GMT

DO Be creative about how you dress Contribute when and where you can State your boundaries Play safely and consensually Respect our space and each other Clean up after yourself DON’T Linger unaccompanied in play spaces Cruise aggressively (even if they are really cute) Get too intoxicated Take photographs Gossip about what goes on here DO Be creative about how you dress It’s not about having the most fabulous, over the top costume. Just express yourself in whatever form is right for you. If that means dressing down, that’s ok too (but please NEVER wears jeans, khaki or sportswear to Kinky Salon) Contribute when and where you can The Kinky Salon community is created through the efforts of everyone involved. If you want to volunteer at an event it’s easy- just sign up on the website. If you want to perform or have a creative offering, just email and let us know. We would love to hear from you. State your boundaries If someone makes you uncomfortable, for ANY reason, then you should let them know. That includes touching without asking, saying something that offends you, or even just looking at you in a way you don’t like. Be nice, be graceful, but be firm. Play safely and consensually Be clear about what your safe sex practices are, and never stick your finger up someone’s butt without asking first. Respect our space and each other Being respectful towards each other and our environment means that we can build an atmosphere of trust. So all you fuckers need to R.E.S.P.E.C.T- dig? Clean up after yourself Like, really people. DON’T Linger unaccompanied in play spaces Please, please, please, don’t hang out on your own watching people! It makes them feel uncomfortable and it makes you look like a Wanky McJerkoff!! Cruise aggressively (even if they are really cute) Learn to know the difference between ‘playing hard to get’ and ‘get the fuck outta my face’. If you are given a hint, then take it. There is nothing more unattractive than desperation. Get too intoxicated Having a couple of drinks is fine, we are all grown ups here. But if you get shit-faced we will notice and we will kick you out. Take photographs We usually have a professional photographer here to capture your fabulous outfit, so keep your cameras AND your cellphones stashed for the duration. Gossip about what goes on here NEVER mention names or specific activities on any public blogs or message boards. What happens at Kinky Salon stays at Kinky Salon.

New Years Eve IMPORTANT

superstar — Fri, 28 Dec 2007 21:52:35 GMT

NEW YEARS EVE REPORT We have a million pre sales, great promo, awesome performances, great DJS. This party is officially going to be OFF THE HOOK!!!! and we have NO HELP to pull it off!! not even for the PAID POSITIONS!!! If you can spare a couple of hours to volunteer, or more and get PAID, then please contact me ASAP to make this happen!! PAID POSITIONS all night Coatcheck JULIE 10-1.30 Top Door NEED 1.30-5 Top Door NEED Bottom Door CHUK VOLUNTEER POSITIONS 10- 12.30 Bar FIDO 11.30-2 Bar- CHANA MORGENSTERN 12.30-3 Bar - HEIDI CUNNINGHAM 2-4.30 Bar NEED 10-12 Top Door Charter NEED 12-2 Top Door Charter NEED 2-4 Top Door Charter NEED 10-12.30 Walkaround Host CHARLIE 11.30-2 Walkaround Host NEED 12.30-3 Walkaround Host NEED 2-4.30 Walkaround Host NEED CandyLand Host: SARA MITRA Peepshow Minigolf Host: MURIEL Savage Host: JOANN Sound and Stage Manager REBECCA

ART ORGY. Watcha gonna wear?

superstar — Sat, 22 Dec 2007 02:49:12 GMT

We are inviting EVERYONE to participate in the New Years Eve ART ORGY by dressing to the theme of one of our hosted, themed areas. Each area will be hosted by lead organizers who will show you the ropes and get you involved (should you wish to be). CANDYLAND DRESS: Living dolls/ toy soldiers/wind-up toys/ stuffed animals(furries) candy treats/ pastel colors/ candy stripes ACTIVITIES: Balloon bondage, candy caning, liquorice rope whips, candy feeding orgy, human statues, cotton candy serving PEEPSHOW MINIGOLF DRESS: Rodeo clowns/ stars and stripes/ all American/ white trash/ carnival sideshow ACTIVITIES: Minigolf, gogo dancing, spinning wheel of fortune, audience participation, general ridiculousness, weird prizes, LAPDANCES! REALM OF THE JUNGLE SAVAGES DRESS: leopard print/ bones/ witch doctors/ leaves/ body paint/ tribal markings ACTIVITES: Worshiping ancient gods, clawing at chest, virgin sacrifice, slave/master play, crawling and leaping REMEMBER: this is event is NOT at Mission Control!!!! CONFIRMED SO FAR (with more TBA in the next few days..…) CHERRY ON TOP- Accordian shenanigans Christopher Fülling, Tenor - Baroque THE BARRON -Musical soundscapes DJ TOM THUMP <www.tomthump.com/> LATE NIGHT Dance set and STARRING The Harmogenous Dooji <myspace.com/theharmogenousdooji>- in a MIDNIGHT EXTRAVAGANZA that’ll knock your socks off! Plus the Kinky Salon cast of performers, a full live band, a witch doctor, some clowns, some toys, a few naked people, burlesque dancers, some savage jungle babes and YOU all joining together to create a smorgasbord of ridiculousness and fabulousness to take you into the New Year in true Kinky Salon style!! -does this passage make sense now? After the midnight countdown we will have a solid DJ DANCE SET until at least 4am . RSVP NOW BY EMAILING NYE@KINKYSALON.COM WITH “I’M DROPPING MY BALL WITH YOU GUYS” IN THE SUBJECT LINE LOCATION: given upon RSVP TIME: December 31st 10pm till dawn DETAILS: 21+ with ID, BYO Bar TICKETS: $40 in advance $50 on the door (-$10 for members) Click here for advance tickets kinkysalon.com/ Single Guys will need a license The tickets are extremely limited so buy yours NOW! <www.kinkysalon.com/>

HIGH FIVE

superstar — Sat, 15 Dec 2007 05:41:46 GMT

c'mon- you know you want to!

Want to help out at this weekends Kinky Salon?

superstar — Wed, 12 Dec 2007 02:16:57 GMT

We just have a few more tasks to fill. There are some for both newbies and some for experienced hosts THANK YOU!!! newbies can do: NEED :Task 11.30-2 Coatcheck NEED :Task 12.30-3 Coatcheck NEED :Task 10-12 Bottom door security NEED :Task 12-2 Bottom door security NEED :Task 2-4 Top door security Experienced hosts only: NEED :Task 12-2 Top Door list NEED :Task 11.30-2 Walkaround Host NEED :Task 12.30-3 Walkaround Host

How was your october?

superstar — Tue, 06 Nov 2007 04:19:45 GMT

We produced so many events this october I can't believe it was all in one month! Feeling a bit drained and bleary from it all. My highlights were: Rum espressos in the parking lot of the corn maze served out of the back of a vintage trailer Throwing dildos at the audience of the Exotic Erotic Ball The looks on everyone's faces when the dancing taco jumped out at the seance at Dead Sexy Gimme some of your highlights from our events in October. I wanna hear about your experiences.

Still a couple of work-trade tasks available for Kinky Salon tonight!

superstar — Sat, 03 Nov 2007 23:39:38 GMT

Hi there helpful peeps! it's Kinky Salon tonight and we still have a few work-trade tasks available if you are a newbie, and looking for a good place to start out, there are a couple of coatcheck shifts 11.30-2 Coatcheck 12.30-3 Coatcheck Or if you have had some experience, then there is one walkaround host shift left 12.30-3 Walkaround Host Let me know asap if you would like to claim one of these work-trade tasks in exchange for entrance to tonights event! Thank you! Polly

It's Kinky Salon TONIGHT!!!

superstar — Sat, 03 Nov 2007 21:04:28 GMT

Pre sale tickets are selling well, Mission Control is looking awesome, and I am looking forward to having some real fun tonight! The last few weeks have been a helluva lot of work for us, and we are excited to celebrate with our friends. I love Kinky Salon. I have no idea what I am going to wear... I've been too busy to put together a costume....but I don't care! I'm just gonna put on something hot and slap on some skull face.

I don't trust TRIBE!!!

superstar — Tue, 23 Oct 2007 03:01:14 GMT

After last week's tribe breakdown I am getting very nervous about their ability to keep my data safe. I have accounts both on Myspace and Facebook. PLEASE friend me on myspace http://www.myspace.com/kinkysalon or join the Kinky Salon group on FACEBOOK http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=6958000810 (I highly recommend FACEBOOK over myspace)

are my event listings showing?

superstar — Fri, 19 Oct 2007 23:06:16 GMT

I cant see them put I have posted them can someone tell me if you can see them Ive got one for the CrushLab Halloween Party and one for Kinky Salon- Dead Sexy thanks p.s.tribe blows. Find me on facebook. Profile name: Polly SuperStar

Tips for the MAZE

superstar — Fri, 19 Oct 2007 05:51:09 GMT

Wear big boots, not little heels. It outside, in the dirt. Take the BUS. Then you can drink and relax and not worry about driving all the way back to SF. For your outfit think *chilly night at burningman*..... spectacular costume, big boots, blinkys, flashlight.... and extra layers To find the kinky salon room, take the main entrance to the Maze, then take the LEFT door. Follow the twists and turns. You will only be faced with ONE choice, and just go straight. The path takes you directly to us. DO spend at least half an hour on your own running around the maze scaring people. oh, and PLEASE leave no trace in the maze. The last thing we want is our 'party debris' scaring the kiddies the next day... Mommy, mommy, its a balloon!!!

Crazy maze funhouse SHUTTLE BUS INFO

superstar — Fri, 19 Oct 2007 05:40:56 GMT

Peeing your pants with EXCITEMENT ABOUT THE CRAZYMAZE FUNHOUSE???? don't wanna drive? don't gotta car? Let Chicken John do The Driving! ......................................... The Shuttle Bus! OK folks, here are the details for the SHUTTLE BUS to the CRAZY MAZE FUNHOUSE!!! We have TWO pick ups in San Francisco Doc’s Clock at 2575 Mission St and Ace Junkyard at 2255 McKinnon Street (half a block from the Bayshore Burger King) If you are taking BART, then Doc’s Clock is just a couple of blocks from 24th/Mission BART. If you are driving, there is plenty of parking by the Junkyard. Please arrive AT LEAST 15 minutes before the bus leaves to guarantee your seat. The price for this incredible voyage is a mere $10, round trip (what a bargain!) The schedule is as follows: Shuttle #1 OUT 8.50PM Leave Ace Junkyard 9.00PM Leave Doc’s Clock 9.45PM Arrive at Crazy Maze Shuttle #2 OUT 10.50PM Leave Ace Junkyard 11.00PM Leave Doc’s Clock 11.45PM Arrive at Crazy Maze Shuttle #1 RETURN 02.00AM Leave Crazy Maze 02.45AM Arrive Doc’s Clock 02.55AM Arrive Ace Junkyard Shuttle #2 RETURN 04.00AM Leave Crazy Maze 04.45AM Arrive Doc’s Clock 04.55AM Arrive Ace Junkyard The bus will not wait, so be there on time!