I bought a hairdryer today. As I was reading the instructions, one stuck out to me as especially prescient:

“7. Never use while sleeping.”

Kind of makes me wonder if this nugget of wisdom was more of a place holder or an actual response to a customer question or issue.

Folks really, I know that some of you are daredevils who like to live on the edge, but really do try to use your hairdryer when you are actually awake.