S-Spectacular
U-Underestimated
S-Super
I-Irrational
E-Exciting

S-Silly
T-Talkative
A-Attractive
R-Reliable
R-Radical

But mostly She is my FRIEND

Susie Starr is an oddly workable mix of a Pilgrim school marm and Lady Godiva. A frequent resident of the "Green Room", Susie somehow manages to be wasted and sober, naughty and nice all at the same time. She's one of the most amazing women I've met-- creative, outspoken, intelligent, and a much harder worker than I could ever hope to be. Susie is always willing to spearhead the party, and I'm so grateful that she'll risk her own health and sanity for her friends' benefit. And she makes all my costumes, so I gotta be real nice to her. ;=) XOXO Viva la Susie Starr!!!

LOOK ITS SUSIE STAR!!!!

You will know when you are with The Super Susie Star, because your life will instantly be filled with more awesome. You will totally be, like, looking at a stick or something, and you're all like, "Man, this is kinda boring." And then Susie star will come in all:

"SUPER TRA-LALALA!!!"

and then you'll be all like, "OH this is so much better now!"

It really is that easy.

She is a super cute, totally funny, ultra awesome, down-to-earth, sober, school marm. Who wouldn't touch an intoxicant with a 10-foot pole.

And yet. She is the coolest of them all.

So bow down to the Super Susie Star. And give thanks. Awesome doesn't grow on trees you know. It has to come from somewhere. And as far as i can tell, it comes from Susie Star.

YOU'RE THE BEST!