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Swabere

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joined on 03/01/05
last updated 02/06/08
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My Recent Activity

All Geeks MUST SEE (blog entry) www.youtube.com/watch


tee hee
blog entry posted Sun, March 16, 2008 - 3:21 AM permalink - 4 comments
So Excited (blog entry) For those of you who don't know I will be displaying my photography and shooting in Michigan next month. I will post another entry to clear up all the emails I have been getting, but for now I am exhausted. I am laying naked with 2 cats and futu... read more
blog entry posted Wed, January 16, 2008 - 11:58 PM permalink - 3 comments
Photo Bliss-HDR (blog entry) I have been putting it off for way too long. I finally started learning HDR. Basically you take 3 images: 1 Normal exposure, 1 overexposed (2 stops) and 1 under exposed (2 stops). Then you take all 3 images and mix them together for a super ins... read more
blog entry posted Fri, January 11, 2008 - 11:57 PM permalink - 3 comments
Photoshop (blog entry) www.youtube.com/watch

for all you photoshop users.

LOL
blog entry posted Thu, January 10, 2008 - 1:21 PM permalink - 1 comment
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My first solo gallery show 8pm to 11pm
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Gender
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Age
36
Location
about me
My real name is Joseph. I am known by friends as a gentle soul whose main purpose in life is to abolish cursing and "Dirty Talk". I hate attention and music in general. I believe Sex if for people who are married and nudity is dirty and should not be enjoyed. I spend my time reading poetry and non-fiction biographies about 30 something Amish breakdancers.
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You think You're better than me?

Sun, March 16, 2008 - 3:21 AM permalink - 4 comments
 
 
For those of you who don't know I will be displaying my photography and shooting in Michigan next month. I will post another entry to clear up all the emails I have been getting, but for now I am exhausted. I am laying naked with 2 cats and futurama on TV sifting through the 700gig worth of images I took last year. Mad props to Crystal who is putting this all together. I am thinking about separating the images into 3 categories a)Artsy b)Portrait c)Dance. That should cover all my bases.
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Wed, January 16, 2008 - 11:58 PM permalink - 3 comments
 
I have been putting it off for way too long. I finally started learning HDR. Basically you take 3 images: 1 Normal exposure, 1 overexposed (2 stops) and 1 under exposed (2 stops). Then you take all 3 images and mix them together for a super insane image. The colors, highlights and shadows are so detailed. I can't wait to play around with this technique during my next model photo shoot (probably sunday).

Hope everyone is doing well :)
Fri, January 11, 2008 - 11:57 PM permalink - 3 comments
 
www.youtube.com/watch

for all you photoshop users.

LOL
Thu, January 10, 2008 - 1:21 PM permalink - 1 comment
 
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My Testimonials

August 30, 2006
What can I say about Swabere besides...he owes Asian porn so that makes him fine in my book.....
August 27, 2006
oh, and I almost forgot:
His music moves my bowels.
There's good reason for Ravenspittle relocating to the lake....right next to the portapotties.
August 27, 2006
My favorite wuss at war!!!! Why my favorite? Because he manages to make me smile and/or laugh, even through my darkest moments (using any means neccessary, might I add) and he bares a wit sharp enough to rival mine. Why a wuss? because he has a friggin air conditioned tent at Pennsic!!?? Is that true? Let the re-cord show: that I haven't actually been in there, but I've heard the rumors. Gee, why dontcha put a microwave in there for next year while yer at it!
February 8, 2006
I have never met a more talented man than Swabere, no matter where I am if he is playing I have to stop and listen. His music moves not only my feet and hips but my soul as well. Those fingers on my ribs oops I mean his instrument uhm damnit his sitar yeah that’s what I meant. He really does have the most beautiful green eyes though .
January 25, 2006
OK, I think that I should say something in English,.
Even though I haven’t known Swabere, for very long I feel that I have.
He is this intensely deep soulful person who seems so serious at times, and then he’s as light as a feather, laughing with childish abandonment, but what this really means it that he is real.
He is a shining light!
He is a lusty animal!
Don’t stop whatever your doing, you are beautiful!
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