discussion post on Sat, May 17, 2008 - 2:56 AM
August 22, 2007
I declare Thee a True Agent Ov Chaos!
(you shall make a fine Art Bitch)
Swazzie
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Re: Portland work party
(in The City Repair Project)
Today I bought 60 beers, ten pounds of chicken wings, and 550 .22 shells. Perhaps I'll see some of you tomorow.
Re: Portland work party
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Today I bought 60 beers, ten pounds of chicken wings, and 550 .22 shells. Perhaps I'll see some of you tomorow.
discussion post on Sat, May 17, 2008 - 2:54 AM
Re: Portland work party
(in IMA PDXparty)
Today I bought 60 beers, ten pounds of chicken wings, and 550 .22 shells. Perhaps I'll see some of you tomorow.
discussion post on Sat, May 17, 2008 - 2:53 AM
Re: Portland work party
(in PDX)
Today I bought 60 beers, ten pounds of chicken wings, and 550 .22 shells. Perhaps I'll see some of you tomorow. discussion post on Sat, May 17, 2008 - 2:51 AM
Isoprophyl GOOD!...Methyl BAD, VERY BAD!
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There is a great party trick you can do with those old five gallon corboys that you see in antique stores. They're like water-cooler bottles but glass, old style. You take two pints of 70 pecent Isoprophyl alchohol (life they rub on your arm bef... read more discussion post on Sat, May 17, 2008 - 2:46 AM
BORING NEWS ABOUT ME
Selling my house this summer. Going to move to Pennsylvania or Michigan. Just shaved for the first time in a couple of years....Hmmm
THOUGHTS ON EVIL DOCTORS AND MONSTERS
I'm hosting a work party Saturday the 17th. It'll be about four hours of work starting at Noon: Mow the lawn and pull some vines and weeds. Then I have 10 pounds of chickenwings I'll be cooking all day, followed by an hour or two of beercan shooting, followed by a bonfire in my giant firepit and copious drinking. If you're down for that, I'm out just past Sauvie Island. You can drop me a line through tribe or just call for directions. ...503-621-9791.
Fri, May 16, 2008 - 8:51 PM
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I almost amputated my foot two years a... read more 
Sometimes I'm sneaky as you can see in this surveillance photograph. I'm not sure what I was doing with these babalicious hotties but I'm sure it was something sneaky from the look on my face. I can't help myself though. My whole life I've "suffered" from a little-known malady called "Sneaker's-Syndrome" first identified by Dr. Hedley Sneaker at the Mt. Sianai hospital for the incurably insane in 1895. According to the DSM 3 book, people with Sneaker's-Syndrome have an overwhelming desire to ...
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Tue, May 13, 2008 - 4:16 PM
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Ahh yes. Everyone knows I have a big hard-on for swastikas. Why? I think they're magical. I think they're beautiful, and for lack of anything better they are the defacto "outlaw symbol". Okay I know what you're saying, "Is that oppinion or fact? I thought you were either a Nazi or a Navaho to wear one." Well sorry to burst your bubble but the swastika has been adopted by all races and colors as a symbol of rebellion and rejection of mainstream society. There are certainly those who would figh...
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Sun, May 11, 2008 - 11:52 PM
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NEVER volunteer to be in a "Sexy Hospital Fashion Show". The first thing they do is make you strip and put on a garment that makes your ass hang out. Then they shoot you up with morphine. After a while you and all the other models will look like I look in this picture. Happy little zombies with your ass hanging out. Then without warning they parade all of you, asses and all, down the corredor and through a gauntlet of nurses and doctors. They whoop and hollar and pinch your ass and throw conf...
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Thu, January 17, 2008 - 4:05 PM
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Oh yeah. It's more pictures of EmergNsee '07. Isn't it funny that the people who make everything happen behind the scenes are the least appreciated? Well I saw Clint dripping with sweat from all of his constant knob twisting on his soundboard and decided to give him a beer. Later on I gave him another. Then the beers started piling up on his soundboard because everytime I walked past I'd kick him down another. Eventually I hung-out with him and his partner, "backstage". His partner was actual...
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Tue, January 15, 2008 - 8:53 PM
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I don't know how many times doctors have operated on my "Frankenpenis" now. I've lost count. You girls always want longer and harder so I try and give you what you want. Call me Mr. Metalpants. This piece I'm holding is just part of the massive construction effort that you can see from the photos in the background. Too late to turn back now. When the new vibrator model comes out I'll let all you girls know.
Fri, January 11, 2008 - 1:20 PM
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Ahhhh. Morphine and pudding. What everyone should have for breakfast after shattering your ankle. The pudding tastes so much better with the morphine too! They should just mix them both together! Mmmm. I bet that snack would fly off of the shelves. Anyway, I just wanted to take the time to say that MY morphine and pudding is better than YOUR morphine and pudding.
Thu, January 10, 2008 - 9:03 AM
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So there! Nyaaa! 
It was June of '07. The EmergNnsee Festival. I found myself wandering aimlessly at dusk, drunk on what was probibly my second half-rack. I happened upon one of countless groups of hippies gathered by a bus. For whatever reason G.G. Allin came to mind and this freaked-out tofu-mom covered her child's ears and rather hastily ushered it away. Before I knew what happened, a guy in a funny green robin-hood-looking hat, or so it appeared at the time, grabbed my bicep and walked me across the road t...
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Wed, January 9, 2008 - 5:21 PM
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34, Grew-up in PDX, lived in the Bay-Area and Seattle. Worked as a researcher of Thanatology and Morbidity then worked in the funeral industry. Taught my way around the world. Saw the eclipse of the millineum on the Hungarian plain. Collect strange books, weapons and audio gear. Have a 130 pound dog. Have dreads to my waist and I like drinking beer, wearing kilts and burning huge piles of wood on my compound out by Sauvie Island. 81 supporter. Collect rare books on all sorts of strange things. Extroverted hermit paradox. Looking for a sick woman to make me her art bitch. Where are all the suicide girls?
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