joined on 07/28/04
last updated 06/20/08
<Vicious draws people>,
a movie a day keeps the demons at bay,
Absolute & Complete F*#+%ing Idiot,
AZ Burners,
Blade's Runners,
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Blow Sunshine Up My Ass!,
C.O.L.D.,
Culture Whores,
DAVID:Downright neighborly and snazzles!,
EDubya in the Box,
Entertaining Blade,
Erotic Fiction,
Gina's Big Ass Spoon,
God is in the Pork!,
Honkish,
Kelly's Angels,
Lamplighters,
Polyenmity,
Short Attention Span Theater™,
Stage6 Productions,
What's Hot & What's Not,
Zero Friends Tribe,
Puttin' the "guh" back in "geek" since 1990.
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I don't like sporks.
What's brown and sticky?... A stick.
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So self-conscious I have to slip myself roofies to masturbate.
Cicadas sing out
"Rejoice! Summer is here!" - but
My lover is gone.
I just want someone to say to me
I'll always be there when you wake
You know I'd like to keep my cheeks dry today
So stay with me and I'll have it made
And I don't understand why I sleep all day
And I start to complain that there's no rain
And all I can do is read a book to stay awake
And it rips my life away but it's a great escape
Escape ...
- Blind Melon, "No Rain"
(Well, the middle part)
“Shared pain is lessened; shared joy is increased; thus do we refute entropy”
- Spider Robinson
How to make a Blade:
Ingredients:
3 parts intelligence
3 parts silliness
3 parts beauty
Method:
Blend at a low speed for 30 seconds. Add lustfulness to taste! Do not overindulge!
www.go-quiz.com/cocktail/cocktail.php
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SEX & ASS CABBAGES:
"I'd love to see it on the death certificate: Death by Menstrual Glare "
- Hekate
"Moral: Hooters girls poo, too."
- Iomi
"my only beauty hint is to not rub your eyes when you have cum on them. on the fingers i mean. because then, the eyes? kinda swollen in the morning. sometimes. "
- kꦿd
"Heaven hath no ecstasy like the Velma, unloos'd. Praise thee, Velma! Thy children get good grades; making them is a true Gift of life. Hallelujah! "
- Lokifreign, on the joy of nerdy chix
"Except, the overdub, with its poor audio, usually sounds like this. 'OHHHNF. FWACK MEEN FWAWKC MEEEN YOURF CWAG SN SO BAMAP' "
- Satan, on crappy porn
"Man...ya can lead the Bro's to the Strip CLub, but ya just can't make em go in and watch if there scared of boobies... he he he"
- Dutch
"My pussy just dry heaved. "
- Rebecca
"I sometimes have penis envy. Or maybe not envy so much as just the munchies or something."
- John
"God no wonder men are so insecure and overcompensate so much. They're practically helpless to our power!! ;) "
- Some chick...
"beauty is only skin deep and I'm a soul fucker"
- Trixie
"Jeez, that's what I need, a 30 year old rock-n-roll Vietnamese DJ with a mullet walking around the company calling me Orgasmo."
- Michael
"i know someone with an ass cherry what need poppin'."
- Ludmilla
"loosen those jeans, bitchcakes, cuz I think you found your Daddy"
- one of the Sams
"oh jeez. Is lotsa lube the new no yiffing? "
- EvilDubyaDubya *
* (Quote that inspired this module)
"By the way, if god really hates fags why is he fuckin' me up the ass all the time?"
- The HomoSam
"one of the great benefits of adulthood is learning just how good a thing greasy ass-sex is"
- miles
"Your post put a grin on my butt from balls to back! Thank you!"
- John (to Sunny)
"Hoooever wood dumple yoo eez ze ass cabbage ov ze turd degreeee! Donut fret, zare ar better tings een store fur yooooo!"
- Madame Gonzaga (of course!)
"It is surprising how difficult it can be to get a guy to tie you up, whip you, and fuck you in the ass."
- (err.. someone or other...)
"Fidelity is a complicated one, and it's different for everyone. I think the safest bet is to behave the way feels best for you. Unless, of course, you're a skanky, two-timing, duplicitous, drama whore. Then don't."
- Tracy
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FOOD:
"Just as long as you provide the sporks. I like ambivilent dinnerware."
- Flossy
"If we all started eating more meat we could snuggle up like banjo playing care bears with honey flowing out of their rainbow uteri."
- Flossy
"There is a fine line between finding bad candy and computer talk. I tread it lightly. "
- Enik
"God eats its own creations every day. How do you think compost is made? And what about when the compost feeds plants? And what about when animals eat each other? Like us, when we go out to dinner, or when an eagle eats a fishy? What about birth? It eats death. What about a baby nursing from its mother, who has transformed her blood into milk? (...)
Oh, I mean--I like sausage. Sausage is good. And bacon!! Bring on the bacon."
- Erin
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ET CETERA:
"Holy shit, Blade. You just earned the Tubgirl Memorial "Gouge My Eyes Out Please!" Award for 2007, and we're only in February. Congratulations. It's not easy to do."
- Rendall feeds my pervy ego
"What Blade lacks in volume she makes up for in SASSY! "
- Flossy making me smile
"Let's do a jig in the minefield of context. "
- Flossy
"humans are not Rational Beings so much as we’re Rationalizing Beings"
- F*ckerpants™
"I'm dealing with my shit. You should try it."
- Iomi, on how to get rid of emotional vampires
"Oh, but if I take out the "hyocritical fucktard" brush, then I just KNOW I'm gonna run out of tar in twenty minutes tops and not come anywhere CLOSE to the people who needed a pre-feather touchup. "
- Edward
"how many pants-crappin' midgets DOES it take before you categorize it as amazing?"
- Michael
"Jeez, you don't have to be such a FISHKNOCKER!!!"
- David
"Poor guy, he's not retarded, he's just hip."
- Michael
"Wisdom is for suckers. I will keep burning my hand until I am damn good and ready to buy a new stove."
- Vicious Kind
"Standards are cheap - make mine a double!"
- Vendetta
"my mind is a confusing and terrifying place. I'm torn between getting people to leave and doing something fun."
- Michael
"all things travel circuitously back to the airport terminals from whence they, you know...whenced."
- Bob
"Bob, your wisdom is like a breath of fresh air at a bean feast. "
- St00i speaketh truly
"he's like a booger. You can't talk to a booger and convince it to stop sticking to you. You gotta flick it away and get outa there."
- Michael
"I am so tanning your hide, you sassy-ass gutter snipe!"
- Ludmilla
"Pregnant, naked, singing "The Tide is High," wearing the dreadlock wig hat, in front of a room full of naked people. It really doesn't get much worse."
- Tracy
"I'm kind of into it. That's why God put hair on our legs—to feel the misty piss that would have gotten caught in our jeans had we been wearing jeans. Misty piss."
- Enik
"they just looked like teenagers. except that one was especially full of abject teenagerhood."
- Michael
"o dorkiness, i am thy ecstatic slave"
- A.J.
"Double kooky on YOU!"
- Rendall
"Oooh, I probably should have made him standing on a uterus. I'll see what I can do..."
- David
"Blade is a person
I talk to some times on tribe.
Five more syllables"
- Michael!
"Mr. Bush, dead children can't do 'Tha butt dance' anymore."
- Sqweegle
"Dew goot. Dew yore beast und wen zat fails, dew vun anuzzle. Ze needle exxxchange eez knot ze swapping meat. I tryed tou fluff aryoo az beast I coould."
- Ze MadHam says goodbye
"Yes.
Yes and more yes to all the shitty things and the wonderful things, yes to the striped and the spotted, to the colorful and the colorless large and small round and square there is only yes and being here and touching the now while we can. Yes to all of it."
- John
August 24, 2008
She's just like, really someone you want to have around in the end times. Something tells me that Blade will kick some zombie ass.
November 13, 2007
Wisdom is for suckers. Blade can suck a ball bearing through a garden hose.
Just sayin'
August 3, 2007
I agree, she's definitely the glue that holds shit together.... and I Miss her Face... Hell I miss ALL OF HER!!! Lookin forward to collecting a Playa hug
Mwahh!!!
B...
July 4, 2007
eauhkay!
BLADE RAWKS!
SHE ACTUALLY
TAKES THE TIME
to read my long aSs peausts
AND **EVEN** makes comments.
I think I would whorl out into nothingneSs
if I didn't know that BLaDe was HERE....
OMG!
What if BLADE was NOT HERE?
Don't EVER SPEAK of it!!
I thought she had left once and I had
an aLL OuT PaNiC aTTacK : P
I think Blade MIGHT be the gLuE
that is holding the PLaNeT together.
She's smart, she's CooL, she's HAWT!
eauhThankGodTuhCHRIST BLADE is here.
AmeN!
FeTTz
December 2, 2006
Blade is the baddest ass person I know , weel , next to me ROFLMAO
November 11, 2006
december 24th, 2004
erin summed it all up with regards to blade.
scroll down and read THAT testimonial if you wanna know how i feel about blade....
September 13, 2006
she is a hippy!
in a KKK cloke!
April 26, 2006
Blade is HOT!
If I were into women, I'd be into Blade!
and by "into" I mean...
Well, you know.
November 3, 2005
I love to hate this crazy woman.
August 25, 2005
Tutti gli esseri suggono gioia
dal petto della natura,
tutti i buoni, tutti i cattivi,
seguono la sua traccia rosea.
Essa ci ha dato baci e uve,
un amico provato fino alla morte;
Anche al verme è stata data la voluttà
e il cherubino sta innanzi a Dio.
Ode à la Joie
Musique : Ludwig van Beethoven
arrrrroooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
August 18, 2005
Blade gives great head,
neck and body massages,
providing relief to stiffened
legs and arms. She re-
members with delight
how she enjoys coffee,
gulping down every last drop,
which helps keep her awake.
(But please only read lines 1,3,5 and 7)
August 1, 2005
Blade gives me a funny feeling in my tummy!
*hiccupoot*
ROWR!
May 31, 2005
She's Cool! She's Hot! She gives good BBQ! No no NO! Confusing touch! Mommmy! I'm going to my happy place... I'm going to my happy place... I'm going to my happy place...
May 30, 2005
Clever. Quick. Honest. Gutsy. Horny.
The woman has hutzpah.
April 8, 2005
Blade is amazing.
Not like giraffes in the zoo, where people just stare at them and say "that's amazing".
Not like the special effects in a movie, where people just, well, stare at them and say "that's amazing".
Not like a dinner cooked by me, where people just let a morsel caress their lips and say "that's amazing".
No, she's amazing in a non-animal, non-special effects, non-food kinda way. That's what makes her Blade.
March 9, 2005
Not Only Is Blade "one hot mama" but she's a Classy hot mama.... and damned intelligent too... Classy, Hot, and Intelligent... thats a triple play... don't get any better than that....
I've only known her a very short time.... and actually visited with her fewer times than I can to, but thats how life is.. ya live a few cities apart and it seems like worlds apart....
In this crazy world, Blade is one of the jewels.... and if ya know her, well.... then seems to me you're more the better for the experience...
Husg to ya Womyn..... hope to see ya around sometime... soon.....
Bare
February 28, 2005
Blade aka "Sister Mary Tatas" makes me laugh AND spit coffee on my monitor every damn morning. I love it! Can't wait to meet you when you blast on over here to the Bay Area!
LOL, yeah ME 2!
December 24, 2004
Blade is one hot mama. Plus, she's incredibly likable. If you don't love her, it points to your own character flaws, you fucktard. Oh, and she's very funny and very smart. I'm going to hang out with her a lot in meatspace when she moves to Berkeley.
July 29, 2004
Blade has the totally creepy ability to always know what I'm thinking, often even before I do. Don't let her self-deprecating style fool you, she IS one of the Illuminati. I fnord have proof fnord. Seriously, you better come prepared if you enter into a battle of wits with this one -- she's sharp as a razor and quick as a gang of monkeys. Do not approach her without bearing gifts of fine cheese as tribute.
www.freewillastrology.com/horos...s.html (pic from the same link)
My horoscope for the coming week is a week late!
"Imagine what it feels like to rub your hand over the stubble that's just beginning to spring from the skin you shaved. Visualize a single small purple flower jutting through the dry brown stalks lining the trail you're hiking along. Remember a moment, after an argument with an ally, when the first tentative spark of reconciliation flowed between yo...
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Wed, June 6, 2007 - 8:50 AM
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I didn't want to play this game, but I confess, my curiosity (and perhaps a tinge of sleepiness) has taken over in place of my common sense, such as it is...
If you're so inclined, let's hear your take on the "describe me in one word" game.
If you're not, hey, I haven't played for others either, so no biggy.
;-)
Sun, May 13, 2007 - 3:27 AM
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The roomie's gone, and even though we like the guy (he was quiet, friendly, kept to himself, and put up with OUR shit <grin>), it's true what my bf said the night he left: We could feel the difference in the house.
Not in a bad way: not that either of us tends to (or that he'd have said anything if we DID), but knowing we could walk around in our chonies if we wanted to, f'instance, makes it feel more relaxed. (And also, I feel less guilty about the house being a mess when we're both too...
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The rules:
1. Grab the nearest book.
2. Open the book to page 23.
3. Find the fifth sentence.
4. Post the text of the next three sentences in your journal along with these instructions. Don't dig for your favorite book, the cool book, or the intellectual one: pick the CLOSEST.
(I'm not doing the tagging part, but if anyone else wants to play, either reply or paste a link to your blog here; I'm just nosy that way! <grin>)
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The closest book isn't...
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You are The Devil
Materiality. Material Force. Material temptation; sometimes obsession
The Devil is often a great card for business success; hard work and ambition.
Perhaps the most misunderstood of all the major arcana, the Devil is not really "Satan" at all, but Pan the half-goat nature god and/or Dionysius. These are gods of pleasure and abandon, of wild behavior and unbridled desires. This is a card about ambitions; it is also synonymous with temptation and addiction. On the ...
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