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hermaphrodite porn

   Fri, November 18, 2005 - 7:51 PM
Can a hermaphrodite be gay? I don’t think so cause by default your ass would have to be bi. So then if 2 hermaphrodites try and fuck each other they would have to go backwards or something and then its more like a 69 but since they're hermaphrodites its 6699. Makes me wonder if there are hermaphrodite parties out there with orgies and shit. Not that i care to go one but come on everyone has a scene right?

I tried looking on google for Hermaphrodite porn but it’s hard to find. I’d only want to see Hermaphrodite on Hermaphrodite porn specifically just cause I’m curious to see how it would be done. I mean if i was one, id rather be with another hermaphrodite then a man or woman. Not to mention you could have the advantage of having a male and female orgasms. Imagine the kagel exercises for that shit. I mean you have one organ that can come quickly and then another one that takes longer and is more sensitive to the BPM of the partner. Either way its interesting to imagine what having an orgasm with both male and female organs would feel like, especially if they both went off at the same time.

The next time a stranger asks you a/s/l? Just respond with 27/h/texas and you'll find yourself talking to interesting people or scaring them the fuck away. I used to do this when i was bored at an old tech support job baiting pedophiles in chat rooms using names like SwEEtTiTs16, popping in a chat room and stating "anyone wanna chat?" We would have contests to see who could get the most IM message windows to pop up. Then always use the 16/h/texas thing to see how far down a rabbit hole we could take these fucks. Same response every time. "h? whats h?" Most would run away but there was always the 1 or 2 that would actually stick around and want to talk after you told them what the h meant.



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Sat, November 19, 2005 - 1:12 PM
SO THAT WAS YOU!!!?

You sick fuck.


;-)
Unsu...
 
Sun, November 20, 2005 - 11:28 AM
yea like this site
www.perverted-justice.com/
Mon, November 21, 2005 - 1:09 PM
Josh. I love you man. Crackin muh ass up.

Personally, I'm a fan of the transvestite porn. Its been a while since I checked any out, but I go through phases.

I think its hard to find hermaphrodite porn because, as I understand it, you usually have limited sexual abilities. You may have one organ that actually works well, like your dong, or your clitoris may have more function. I think its rare that both function at a high enough level to achieve orgasm at the same time.

Although, Jolly is sittin here, and he asks me "How do you know all this stuff?" to which I can only reply, "I don't know." So, maybe I'm wrong - But I've come across this info some late night, drunk, in search of something new and novel to please myself to - Thats what I'm guessin, anyway...

Catch ya on the Flipside.

Chase
Mon, November 21, 2005 - 4:26 PM
Yeah when i googled hermaphrodite porn I found health sites that say that it doesn’t exist. That if you do find it, its probably fake because most hermaphrodites born these days are converted to females however in 3rd world countries that is not the case. In India hermaphrodites are considered mystical beings that are often used in rituals for marriages, born babies and other special occasions because they believe that they have spiritual qualities to them. I guess if we want some hermeph pr0n we gotta get it imported. ;)
Tue, November 22, 2005 - 5:01 AM
To answer your question i don't think a hermaphrodite can be gay because they have man and woman parts. They could, however, not like man or woman because they are both. Oh the possibilities.
Tue, November 22, 2005 - 10:21 AM
Yeah but if you can't claim one sex or the other then by default you would have to be bi regardless of your own preference. That was my logic to it. Of course its all tongue and cheeky stupidity coming from yours truly ;)

ok i just thought of this, for a hermephrodite to be gay they would only have a preference for other hermaphroties because that would be their only choice for same sex partners. (of coruse this isnt really realistic but its an interesting concept)
Sat, February 18, 2006 - 6:41 PM
Interesting thoughts...
Hi, just read your thoughts cause I was reading the one about Aries being misunderstood (yes, fellow Aries) ..... Anyways, see your mind is very active.. and just wondering,, where do you come up with this stuff? BTW, good luck finding your porn :)
Unsu...
 
Fri, May 5, 2006 - 6:38 PM
Shit... forgot this was public view and had to erase my previous five lines. I bet you scare a lot of people...that's OK...it's an easy way to weed the boring ones out right away.
"Those who are easily shocked should be shocked more often!" --Mae West (Now THAT"S a Bitch for women to look up to.)
Wed, May 14, 2008 - 9:22 PM
If your still wondering how they do it...
www.youporn.com/watch/5550...with-dicks/