September 13, 2005
One of the dastardly duo known as Redheads Gone Amok, Cynthia is best known for her rapier wit, fiery temper (looka the hair, eh?) and ability to splice DNA with one hand tied behind her back while holding a rusty pocketknife in her teeth. Don't even ask about the opposable toes... that will only lead to bloodshed.
She should be considered armed and dangerous, especially while that rusty pocketknife is between her teeth. If confronted by a wild Cynthia, simply offer to buy her a pint. It truly is booze that soothes the savage Cynthia.